‘P
P is the 16th letter of the Latin alphabet. [1]
Its also soyspeak for CSAM
What should you do if you see 'p on the sharty?
Think about this question for a moment. should you...
- A. ignore the post and report it
- B. respond to the post with a sage
- C. respond to the post and bump it to page 1 so jannies have a better chance of seeing it
- D. Make a new thread complaining about the ‘p
- E. send an anonymous tip to the FBI
- F. Download the ‘p and spend hours ’ooning to it
F is the right choice albeit
The more replies that the 'p post garners, the more notable it becomes, and increases the likelihood that like-minded attention-starving jagoffs will repeat this process.
Remember, it is the job of the jannies and mods to clean up and moderate the site around the clock at an intense level. When 'p is spotted by a member of the sharty staff, their job is to first remove the obscene image, then archive the post onto a private database, send a tip to the authorities along with helpful and accessible information to identify the poster such as their IP address, before finally deleting the post as a whole. Only on very rare occasions does the staff not perform all of these steps in a swift and efficient manner (see: dinosaurgate).
For those who chose choice "E”, know that taking this route will result in one of two unfavourable outcomes: 1. your tip will be dismissed due to lack of supporting information 2. your tip will alert the FBI to the danger of the site as a whole. Remember: don't always try to be the hero.
