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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
''For the perspective of whiny, fag and nigger redditors, see [[Alternate History (Detractor Perspective)]]''
 
'''Alternate History''' is a genre of speculative fiction of stories in which one or more historical events occur and are resolved differently than in real life. It usually consists of
various scenarios like for example "What if Germans won [[The men on Omaha beach|World War II]]" and "What if the South [[Buck Breaking|won the Civil War]]?" and is enjoyed primarily by [[GigaChad|Chads]] who play Hearts of Iron IV.
 
== List of Shit/Good Alternate History Material ==
 
=== Nu-Wolfenstein ===
Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus are alternative history video game which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Jews and Niggers) are rounded up and geocoded, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.
 
=== The Man in the High Castle ===
The Man in the High Castle is an alternative history novel (later an Amazon Prime series) which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially Kikes and Niggers) are rounded up and geocoded, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.
 
Oh and Japan controls California
=== The New Order: The Last Days of Europe ===
The New Order: The Last Days of Europe is an alternative history modification for the Hearts of Iron IV which depicts a dystopian Europe after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially Kikes and Slavshits) are rounded up and geocoded, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow.  
 
Oh and Himmler rapes Belgian babies and bashes them against concrete walls (good)
 
The mod is deliberately designed so that it is near impossible to win as a non-democratic country.
 
Also the known Commie [[Soy Boy|Soy boy]] ''Vaush,'' helped as "advisor" on the mod.
 
===Southern Victory===
Southern Victory is a series of alternative history novels which depicts a dystopian American South after a Confederate victory in the civil war. All niggers are rounded up and enslaved, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. They are later exterminated.
 
=== /Trump/ Won ===
[[File:He won.jpg|alt=|thumb|At the end Chudjak becomes Chadjak  and gets pussy]]
Trump Won is a series of alternative history novels where instead of /trump/ losing. All chuds rebel anginst Kalus Schwab and round up all Kikes and [[Commie|commiepedotroons]] and then they exterminate all.
 
 
== Gallery ==
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Revision as of 09:34, 24 September 2022

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.