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The '''Aryans''' were a group of <s>gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia</s> Europeans from the Pontic Steppe that raped some <s>white</s> Indian people a thousand years ago that now like to LARP as them even though they derive less than a sixth of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to Britons).
The '''Aryans''' were a group of gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia that raped some white people a thousand years ago that now like to LARP as them even though they derive less than half of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to mongols).


The newly uniformed German empire (yeah you heard it, Germany was never a thing) needed some history for larping reasons thus some German philosophers and linguistic created all the "muh Aryans" who lived in bumfuck nowhere based on some loose relationship between European languages and iranian ones. (a gorillion years of war with iran had seemingly no cultural impact)
The newly uniformed German empire (yeah you heard it, Germany was never a thing) needed some history for larping reasons thus some German philosophers and linguistic created all the "muh Aryans" who lived in bumfuck nowhere based on some loose relationship between European languages and iranian ones. (a gorillion years of war with iran had seemingly no cultural impact)
Aryan may also be used as a based/gem analogue similar to [[Movie]] or [[Keyed|Keyed.]]


Actually Indians are the real Aryans saars <——— aryan
Actually Indians are the real Aryans saars <——— aryan


[[File:Yamna Man.jpg|thumb|This Aryan may be the first Chud in human history. Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is clearly not that of human shit and feces like theirs is.]]
[[File:Yamna Man.jpg|thumb|Typical Aryan nigger; note the brown skin, hook nose (He kinda looks shitalian, though)]]
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==Civilization and Technology==
==Civilization and Technology==
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Brick thomb.JPG|Advanced Aryan civilization
Brick thomb.JPG|Advanced Aryan civilization
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[[File:Whaaaat.jpg|thumb|The Aryans invade India. c. 1500 BC]]

Revision as of 09:25, 19 August 2023

The Aryans were a group of gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia that raped some white people a thousand years ago that now like to LARP as them even though they derive less than half of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to mongols).

The newly uniformed German empire (yeah you heard it, Germany was never a thing) needed some history for larping reasons thus some German philosophers and linguistic created all the "muh Aryans" who lived in bumfuck nowhere based on some loose relationship between European languages and iranian ones. (a gorillion years of war with iran had seemingly no cultural impact)

Actually Indians are the real Aryans saars <——— aryan

Typical Aryan nigger; note the brown skin, hook nose (He kinda looks shitalian, though)

Civilization and Technology