Aryans

The Aryans were a group of gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia that raped some white people a thousand years ago that now like to LARP as them even though they derive less than half of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to mongols). So basically the newly uniformed German empire(yeah you heard it, Germany was never a thing) needed some history for larping reasons thus some German philosophers and linguistic created all the muh Aryans who lived in bumfuck nowhere siberia based on some loose relationship between European languages and iranian ones. (a gorillion years of war with iran had seemingly no cultural impact)

Typical Aryan nigger; note the brown skin, hook nose