Barney
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Barney smell like cheese.
Barney is a purple dinosaur that sings and dances or some other dumb shit i don't know, he has relations with the MLP community, and is often compared to MLP itself, mainly by a particular canadian man with a moustache, some people suggest that Barney is actually an MKUltra Psyop meant to brainwash children into trooning out and roping themselves, others suggest that Barney is actually real and is coming to rape you and your mom to death, but there are no peer reviewed studies to back up these claims, Barney is also getting some sort of shitty globohomo 3D CGI remake thing that makes him look even gayer and shittier than he already is, furthermore, scientists and researchers at MIT have confirmed that Barney is related to Satan himself, this confirms that Barney is actually a Jewish conspiracy to make your kids gay transgender satanists.
You really thought that writing this article would put you on the moral high ground.
Barney errors
There is a fake virus, called "Barney Error". It was created by Goanimate Retards
