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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
[[File:Breakfast for dinner.jpg|thumb|Average breakfast for dinner enjoyer]]
'''Breakfast For Dinner''' (also known as '''Brinner''', '''Dinfast''', or '''B4D''') is the act of eating '''Breakfast''', wait for it... '''FOR DINNER!!'''. Commonly savored by people with no cooking experience or who are so childish that they can't eat anything that's not filled with sugar.


== Overview ==
== Recipes ==
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
=== BugsBurger™️ for dinner ===
Ingredients:
 
* 150g of Bugs™️
* 20ml of Soylent (optional)
* 1 daily dose of your preferred meds
* 2 doses of SoyFoods food preparation powder
 
Instructions:
 
# Put the Bugs™️, meds, and SoyFoods powder inside the PodLiving food preparation machine
# Remove the finished BugsBurger™️ from the food preparation machine
# Put the Soylent on the BugsBurger™️ (optional)
 
=== Sproke for dinner ===
Ingredients:
 
* 5 gallons of Coke
* 5 gallons of Sprite
* 30 fl oz of [[Soylent]] (optional if vaccinated)
 
Instructions:
 
# Obtain all the ingredients and a large cauldron for mixing
# Pour in the Coke, let it fizz until the bubbles die down a bit
# Pour in the Sprite, letting it fizz until there are barely any bubbles
# Stir gently until mixed
# Add some extra Soylent for additional flavor (optional)
 
=== Belgian waffles for dinner ===
Ingredients:
 
* 2 cups of flour
* 4 teaspoons of baking powder
* 1⁄2 teaspoon of salt
* 1⁄4 cup of sugar
* 2 eggs
* 1⁄2 cup of vegetable oil
* 2 cups of milk
* 1 teaspoon of vanilla
 
Instructions:
 
# Oil the waffle maker.
# Sift the dry ingredients in a large bowl.
# In a separate bowl, separate the egg whites and mix until stiff peaks form.
# In another bowl, add the egg yolks, milk, oil and vanilla. Stir slightly.
# Add to dry ingredients and mix well.
# Fold in egg whites.
# Cook in waffle iron on medium-high heat for around 5-10 minutes.
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Latest revision as of 18:16, 2 January 2024

Average breakfast for dinner enjoyer

Breakfast For Dinner (also known as Brinner, Dinfast, or B4D) is the act of eating Breakfast, wait for it... FOR DINNER!!. Commonly savored by people with no cooking experience or who are so childish that they can't eat anything that's not filled with sugar.

Recipes

BugsBurger™️ for dinner

Ingredients:

  • 150g of Bugs™️
  • 20ml of Soylent (optional)
  • 1 daily dose of your preferred meds
  • 2 doses of SoyFoods food preparation powder

Instructions:

  1. Put the Bugs™️, meds, and SoyFoods powder inside the PodLiving food preparation machine
  2. Remove the finished BugsBurger™️ from the food preparation machine
  3. Put the Soylent on the BugsBurger™️ (optional)

Sproke for dinner

Ingredients:

  • 5 gallons of Coke
  • 5 gallons of Sprite
  • 30 fl oz of Soylent (optional if vaccinated)

Instructions:

  1. Obtain all the ingredients and a large cauldron for mixing
  2. Pour in the Coke, let it fizz until the bubbles die down a bit
  3. Pour in the Sprite, letting it fizz until there are barely any bubbles
  4. Stir gently until mixed
  5. Add some extra Soylent for additional flavor (optional)

Belgian waffles for dinner

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups of flour
  • 4 teaspoons of baking powder
  • 1⁄2 teaspoon of salt
  • 1⁄4 cup of sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1⁄2 cup of vegetable oil
  • 2 cups of milk
  • 1 teaspoon of vanilla

Instructions:

  1. Oil the waffle maker.
  2. Sift the dry ingredients in a large bowl.
  3. In a separate bowl, separate the egg whites and mix until stiff peaks form.
  4. In another bowl, add the egg yolks, milk, oil and vanilla. Stir slightly.
  5. Add to dry ingredients and mix well.
  6. Fold in egg whites.
  7. Cook in waffle iron on medium-high heat for around 5-10 minutes.
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