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[[File:Better Call Saul 'Mike Meets Gus Fring' Talked About Scene Ep.303 (BQ).jpg|thumb|A slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian scene of two grown men standing around on a road and talking about "The Deal"]]
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'''Breaking Bad''', also known as '''Slurping Soy''', '''[[Buck Breaking|Breaking Bucks]]''', and '''[[Shit Nobody Cares About|50 Minutes of Old Guys Standing Around in Fields Talking About "The Deal"]]''' is a 2008 [[Anime|isekai anime]] in which [[Science Lover Soyjak|science lover]] and [[Self-insert syndrome|self-insert]] pathetic loser Walter White gets hit by a cancer plot revelation, allowing him to be reincarnated into "the game" where he uses his skills from our world to science the shit out of this and cook as much [[Nigger Weed]] as possible so he can stand around in fields and sell it to people. Along with its sister show '''Better Call Saul''', Breaking Bad has been the subject of many [[Tv/|/tv/]] and [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] threads.
 
== The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg ==
[[File:Chudjak mcdonalds dangerous.jpg|thumb|Average breaking bad fan]]
The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg is considered a contender for the best moment in television history by many [[Soyjak|Soyjaks]] along with [[Captain America Lifting Thors Hammer|Captain America Lifting Thor's Hammer]] but nobody can agree upon where exactly in the show it occurs. Top contenders include:
 
*The time Walter went into the supermarket without double masking and got sent to the VR torture box for 100000 simulated years as punishment
*The time Walter forgot to kneel at school when the George Floyd anthem started playing because he was too high on that nigger weed
*The time Walter got mad at Skyler for seeing other men even though polyamory is totally natural and healthy
 
==The Fly episode==
The fly episode is [[Best known for|considered by many]] to be the worst one because after killing the fly Jesse acts like a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish fuck]] and doesn't eat it even though [[science]] shows [[Bugs|bugs are a healthy source of protein.]]
 
== In Imageboard culture ==
===On the party===
On 6th November, 2022, the Howard Hamlin general<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1384861#p1387943</ref> achieved total victory over the [[Soyjak.party|party's]] anime board by keeping the howiechad thread up for three months,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20221111171712/https://soyjak.party/a/res/17657.html</ref> which is definitely a big achievement even tho it was a dead board that was [[Five Board Plan|deleted just days later]].
 
=== On /tv/ ===
On /tv/ there is a spammer in the breaking bad threads that links to a shitty video essay called Walter White Man, in which a swarthy angloid subhuman named Wyatt Stagg (probably the spammer himself )attempts to convince guillible chuds that Vince Gilligan's aryan masterpiece is in fact anti-white propaganda, using the shittiest possible arguments. This is all a ploy by the kikes to ensure that no chud ever gets enlightened by the show's theme.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-lC_mNNAk
 
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== Citations ==
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