Captain Coal

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The home page of soyjak.party on June 8th
Captain Coal in soyjak form

Captain Coal is a tripfag on soyjak.party who hacked Soot's server. He deleted every board except /soy/ and created /plier/, /CUNNY/ and /j/. He claims to be muslim but this is unlikely as he calls himself god. He frequently revealed the IPs of users and generally was unwholesome.

Modus Operandi

While the site was under his control, Captain Coal frequently edited posts to end with "also i'm trans", "(USER WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)" in giant red text, "seethe", and other coalposts. He changed peoples names from "Chud" to "CUCK", "GIANT FAGGOT", "DUMBASS", etc., or their IP address. Any posts that spoke out against Captain Coal had their IP revealed. Every sticky on /soy/ was deleted, including the Impjak adventure thread. These were replaced with a single sticky linking to the Markiplier board. His posts were identified using the capcodes "## GOD", "## ALLAH", or "## KING" in red.

Aftermath

When Soot woke up, he took the site down temporarily to restore it using a backup from 5 days earlier. He posted an apology on the blog, and also apologized on the home page and several other places.