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[[File:Giovanni Battista Tiepolo - St Jacobus in Budapest.jpg|thumb|Saint James the [[TND|Moor-slayer]], a Christian saint.]]
'''Christianity''' is a major Abrahamic monotheistic religion and it is the only true religion. Its main figure is [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]], who, in Christian faith, is the son of the Father (God) and died for our sins. Christians worship the Holy Trinity, which is one God, but consists of three persons: the Father, the Son (Christ) and the Holy spirit. The most important book is the Bible. Major holidays in the religion include [[Christmas]] and Easter. There are many branches and denominations of the Church such as Protestant, Catholic, Orthodox.<ref>http://triggs.djvu.org/djvu-editions.com/BIBLES/DRV/Download.pdf</ref> However the true church is the <s>Dutch Reformed Church</s> <s>Greek Old Calendarist Church.</s> <s>my local church</s> <- this is protfag cope{{cn}}
<- even doe I meant cathedral
 
== Relationship with the Party ==
The Sharty, being a Christian website, has some connections to Christianity. Doll, for example, is <s>allegedly</s> <s>Eastern Orthodox</s> Methodist. Also, the dislike of troons is a common thread that binds them, but that's just being normal so not really.
 
== Denominations ==
These are the denominations, which we will sort by [[Autism|most to least aryan]]. The first three are on the same level.
 
- '''Dutch Reformed Church''': The main faith of  the [[Ongezellig|Dutch]] and Afrikaners, following John Calvin's theology, obviously the most aryan of them all. (even doe they have like a 90+% acceptance rate of [[Faggot|LGBTQ]] if I remember correctly)
 
- '''Protestantism''': Known for being the most antisemitic and racist, and being very emphatic about their ideals, Protestants became a thing after Martin Luther started it in Germany after observing the "wrongdoings" of the Catholic church. Although I am Orthodox myself, I have to admit that Protestants take the cake.
 
- '''Orthodox''': Very traditionalist and mystical, Eastern Orthodoxy was influenced by the Byzantine teachings and the Viking traditions, making its roots very aryan. Some of these are oriental churches as well, created after disagreements during the first episcopal councils. The first Assyrian church for example, is one of the first independent churches, besides the original churches led by Jesus himself. The Orthodox also use a different religious calendar than everyone else.
 
- '''Gnosticism''': the /pol/ denomination. Mostly larpers believe in this but it's actually pretty interesting.
 
- '''Catholic''': The Pope is alright even though he is commonly worshipped as the avatar of God on Earth (a title no man deserves other than Jesus Christ), lots of brown people are catholics.
 
- Non-Denominational: Usually an attempt by greedy jews to steal money from more people. They have no spines.
 
- <s>Judeo-Christianity:</s> '''DO NOT RESEARCH GOYIM'''
 
== 10 Goymmandments ==
 
# You '''WILL''' have no other gods before Me.
# You '''WILL''' make no idols.
# You '''WILL''' not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
# You '''WILL''' keep the Sabbath day holy.
# You '''WILL''' honor your father and your mother.
# You '''WILL NOT''' murder.
# You '''WILL NOT''' commit adultery.
# You '''WILL NOT''' steal.
# You '''WILL NOT''' bear false witness against your neighbor.
# You '''WILL NOT''' covet.
 
==Notable members==
<ul>
<li>[[Contour_integration|Augustin Louis Cauchy]]</li>
<li>[[Sneed]] (even doe he was [[formerly]] chuck's)</li>
'''Catholic:'''
<li>[[Froot]]</li>
'''Methodist:'''
<li>[[DOLL]]</li>
'''Orthodox:'''
<li>[[You|(you)]]</li>
<li>[[Impish Soyak Ears]]</li>
<li>[[Zoot]] (according to himself)</li>
</ul>
 
==Disputed members==
 
{{greentext|>meds, 'leno is literally a bugman}}
[[File:Angeleno.png|thumb|How about this?]]
[[Angeleno]] (even doe ze thinks that sodomy and crossdressing is alright){{CitationNeeded}}<===He openly supports the LGBT doe <=========post a link nigger<=================== (even doe he said he was christian on the 'unker) (he's probably an episcopalSAINT)
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