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| [[File:Clyde Soyjak.png|200px|thumb|Autist's impression.]]'''ClydeMcDeath''' (usually referred to mononymously as '''Clyde''') is a prolific contributor to [[OnionsBooru|the 'ru]], having submitted over 300 'jaks and counting.<ref>https://booru.soy/user/ClydeMcDeath</ref> He was also active on [[SoyBooru|the old 'ru]], racking up nearly 500 submissions before it was deleted. Clyde is considered by many to be a major source of [[coal]], rivalling even WhipLash. Worse still, he is [[Sweden|Italian]].
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| ==History==
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| Chuds first drew attention to Clyde during summer 2021, a deeply distressing time for the 'party where the 'log was filled with [[14nate higgers88|Nate]] posts and the old Booru was falling into disrepair. Chuds blamed Clyde for the state of the 'ru, alleging without evidence that Clyde was a Booru moderator personally approving and encouraging all [[BBC]] spam. It is possible that this conspiracy originated with [[FAL]], taking revenge after being banned from the Booru.
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| In November 2021, a chud discovered Clyde's [[Datamining|Facebook]] account, showing that he had 'liked' the pages for ''BLACKED.com'' and ''KittensPlaypen'' (a furry merchandise store).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20211108072128/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/186503.html</ref> This was a devastating blow to Italy's reputation, perhaps the most embarrassing thing to come out of the country in days or even weeks. Italians everywhere have yet to fully recover.<gallery widths=500px heights=400px perrow=2 mode="nolines">
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| File:Clyde Facebook 1.png
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| ==Recent developments==
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| Clyde has not posted on the Booru in 2 months.
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| ==Clyde is -soyboywojak-==
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| '''Clyde is -soyboywojak-''' is a popular<sup>[[Main Page|[4][5]]]</sup> [[Peer-reviewed study|conspiracy theory]] that claims<sup>[[Main Page|[8]]]</sup> -soyboywojak- and ClydeMcCoal are the same human<sup>[[Main Page|[6][7][10][11][12][15]]]</sup>
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| ==Citations==
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Revision as of 18:12, 24 February 2022