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==Disclaimer==
Information in this article may be [[Schizophrenia|based, redpilled, or accurate]]. It's your responsibility to be aware of possible gems and bump them.
==Summary==
Covid-19, also known as Coronavirus, is a hoax being used by the masonic-jewish elite to enslave humanity and establish the New World Order.
 
== Operation Dark Winter ==
[[File:The Great Reset.mp4|thumb]]
The Great Reset/The Fourth Industrial Revolution/The New Normal/Operation Dark Winter is a scheme cooked up by (((them))) to plunge humanity into technological slavery. The Antichrist, also known by his earth form "Klaus Schwab", is the leader of the Davos secret society and uses a company called the World Economic Forum to advocate for his lunatic ideas such as the Great Reset. As well advocating the great reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by making it so we can only access self driving electric cars filled with cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab also apparently hates the idea of ownership, and believes everything should be rented, this is however not true because Klaus Schwab actually believes that him and his friends are the ones who should continue to own things, he just thinks that the gutless goyim should own nothing and be happy.
 
Klaus Schwab is on record saying that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kickstart his Great Reset.
[[File:AllSeeingEyeOfTheNewNormalOfTheNewWorldOrder.png|none|thumb|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY]]
 
== Soy ==
[[Soy Boy|Soyboys]] are loving the lockdown, they are content with ordering bug burgers and soy milk from GrubHub while they watch capeshit on streaming services (you will rent everything), they also love to WEAR THE MASK, when they find someone not wearing the mask, they will angrily, yet meekly, tug at their mask to signal to the bad goy: WEAR THE HECKIN MASK (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).
 
They cannot wait to be JABBED with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!
 
== The Covid-19 Vaccine ==
Not a real vaccine, instead it's gene therapy, upon being JABBED, billions of nanobots flood your body, turning your head bald, making your eyesight bad, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk. If one is accidentally JABBED, immediate amputation of the limb injected alongside a prescription of one gallon of butane to drink a day is the only known way to prevent this process, and even then it is only about 60% effective.
[[File:Sciencejuice.jpg|right|500px|thumb|The jab's effects]]
 
== If you get offered the jab ==
Ignore all texts, hang up all phone calls once its established they are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent, if your family pester you to get the jab, then rid them from your life (whichever way you want).
 
'''<big>Do not take this shit.</big>'''
 
== New Normal Copypasta (One of many) ==
[[File:Soyborg.png|alt=He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat!|thumb|He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat for dinner tonight (but only as a treat, for the good of the environment!)]]
<span style="color: green">
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
<br>>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
<br>>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
<br>>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
<br>>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
<br>>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
<br>>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
<br>>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
<br>>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
<br>>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
<br>>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
<br>>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
<br>>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
<br>>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
<br>>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
<br>>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
<br>>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
<br>>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
<br>>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
<br>>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
<br>>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
<br>>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
<br>>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
<br>>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
<br>>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
<br>>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
<br>>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
<br>>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
<br>>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
<br>>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
<br>>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
<br>>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
<br>>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
<br>>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
<br>>'''AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.'''
</span>
[[File:Bug Barbeque.png|center|thumb|WE ARE HAPPY]]
 
=== Another Copypasta ===
[[File:TheNewNormal.png|48px]] ''You can listen to this gem on [https://voca.ro/1cXOHaWvTkWt Vocaroo]!''
 
<span style="color: green">
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
<br>>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
<br>>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
<br>>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
<br>>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
<br>>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
<br>>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
<br>>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
<br>>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
<br>>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
<br>>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
<br>>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
<br>>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
<br>>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
<br>>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
<br>>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
<br>>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
<br>>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
<br>>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
<br>>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
<br>>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
<br>>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
<br>>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
<br>>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
<br>>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
<br>>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
<br>>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
<br>>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
<br>>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
<br>>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
<br>>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
<br>>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
<br>>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
<br>>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
<br>>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
<br>>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
<br>>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
<br>>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
<br>>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
</span>
 
 
Pd: saludos pal nacional-chiguirismo
 
[[Category:Fourth Industrial Revolution]]

Revision as of 17:52, 13 January 2022

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