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Dave, also known as St. Dave, is a retired member of the IRA who used to browse the bald man with glasses forum. | |||
= Personal life = | |||
Dave was born in June 12th, 197Ϫ in Northern ireland, Crossmaglen, to "irish" parents. most of his early life was spent having an autistic obsession over being irish and hating literally anything british. when he reached the age of 18 he enlisted in the IRA and fought against the british in multiple occasions. | |||
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he was eventually wounded due to shrapnel tearing his leg after having an encounter with the british, he would retire.[[File:Iratan.png|thumb|A semi-accurate look of what dave looks like.]]after this unfortunate incident, he started browsing numerous imageboards and eventually the 'sharty. | |||
he is theorized have died somewhere in 2023 after being murdered by the coalstapo. | |||
the | == Eventual death == | ||
It is theorized that dave was assasinated by the coalstapo as his signature way of posting which involved pictures of oldfag /b/ anti-furry shit and a lee-esque way of talking ceased and in its place were 'cord troon copycats. | |||
regardless if the wave of cobson self-inserters, 'cord troons and dramafags are just (obvious) attentionwhores trying to profit off daves sucess or a plot by the coalstapo to create a false dichotomy is up to anyone, but it is VERY clear that the real dave either quit or is dead. | |||
== Hatred for furfags == | |||
the cause of his incessant hatred of furfags is due to the fact dave is that he just... DOES OK!?! | |||
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Latest revision as of 20:08, 12 April 2024
Dave, also known as St. Dave, is a retired member of the IRA who used to browse the bald man with glasses forum.
Personal life
Dave was born in June 12th, 197Ϫ in Northern ireland, Crossmaglen, to "irish" parents. most of his early life was spent having an autistic obsession over being irish and hating literally anything british. when he reached the age of 18 he enlisted in the IRA and fought against the british in multiple occasions.
he was eventually wounded due to shrapnel tearing his leg after having an encounter with the british, he would retire.
after this unfortunate incident, he started browsing numerous imageboards and eventually the 'sharty.
he is theorized have died somewhere in 2023 after being murdered by the coalstapo.
Eventual death
It is theorized that dave was assasinated by the coalstapo as his signature way of posting which involved pictures of oldfag /b/ anti-furry shit and a lee-esque way of talking ceased and in its place were 'cord troon copycats.
regardless if the wave of cobson self-inserters, 'cord troons and dramafags are just (obvious) attentionwhores trying to profit off daves sucess or a plot by the coalstapo to create a false dichotomy is up to anyone, but it is VERY clear that the real dave either quit or is dead.
Hatred for furfags
the cause of his incessant hatred of furfags is due to the fact dave is that he just... DOES OK!?!
