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dave is a schizo who actually seethes at you for posting an image of a fucking cartoon anthro
Dave, also known as st.dave is a retired member of the IRA who used to browse the bald man with glasses forum.


hes unironically stupid so you have to be extra obvious at him, so make sure to make your thread furry-related
= Personal life =
[[File:29898 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|thread misser KEEEEEEEEEEK]]
Dave was born somewhere in 199Ϫ in ireland and spent most of his early life fixated on absolutely hating the british. he then proceeded to enlist in the IRA and fight the british which he would do in multiple occasions which in one of them he was wounded in the leg which meant he was pretty much incapacited and could not continue fighting.
he often changes writing styles too since hes a schizo which i will list from DEFCON 5 to DEFCON 1 on how angry he is at your thread


== DEFCON 5 ==
most of daves ancestry traces up to anglo-saxon and nordic roots and actually lacks any actual irish ancestry with his stereotypically phenotype being a complete coincidence.
usually just sages your thread and seethes about it, derailing the thread which is counter-productive as 'eens just negate the sage or just stir him up even more.


== DEFCON 4 ==
after this he eventually discovered 4chan and eventually the 'party.
usually attemps to begin seething ever harder in a lee-esque way, this is most common form.


the tactics include what he does when hes at defcon 4
the cause of his incessant hatred of furfags is due to the fact dave is that he just... DOES OK!!
 
[[File:1678153011744.png|thumb|A semi-accurate look of what dave looks like.]]
>mass reply the thread usually with warhammer gore of furries being killed
 
>troonveri.jpg
 
>dotCHADDING
 
>spamming
 
this is what you want dave to be at most of the time becuase after DEFCON 4 it just gets unsavory
 
== DEFCON 3 ==
begins spamming your thread with gay porn or gore aswell as disgusting videos, same tactics as DEFCON 4 but worse basically
 
== DEFCON 2 ==
here is when he chimps out and begins spamming the thread with 'MT and other shitty stuff, this means you've truly pissed off dave for him to post borderline illegal content so you've done a great job, loves to play proxy and router game with the jannies at this stage too.
 
usually
 
== DEFCON 1 ==
'p
 
== How to piss him off ==
really easy, just post something furry related, doesn't even need to be erotic or porn-related just post something furry related and that's it.
 
he doesn't really respond to threads making fun of him but DOES respond to furry threads.
 
== I DON'T EVEN LIKE FURRIES MISTER THREAD MISSER ==
it wouldnt be such a problem if you didn't miss threads okay?

Revision as of 22:46, 20 March 2023

Dave, also known as st.dave is a retired member of the IRA who used to browse the bald man with glasses forum.

Personal life

Dave was born somewhere in 199Ϫ in ireland and spent most of his early life fixated on absolutely hating the british. he then proceeded to enlist in the IRA and fight the british which he would do in multiple occasions which in one of them he was wounded in the leg which meant he was pretty much incapacited and could not continue fighting.

most of daves ancestry traces up to anglo-saxon and nordic roots and actually lacks any actual irish ancestry with his stereotypically phenotype being a complete coincidence.

after this he eventually discovered 4chan and eventually the 'party.

the cause of his incessant hatred of furfags is due to the fact dave is that he just... DOES OK!!

A semi-accurate look of what dave looks like.
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