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Dave was born somewhere in 199Ϫ in ireland and spent most of his early life fixated on absolutely hating the british. he then proceeded to enlist in the IRA and fight the british which he would do in multiple occasions which in one of them he was wounded in the leg which meant he was pretty much incapacited and could not continue fighting. | Dave was born somewhere in 199Ϫ in ireland and spent most of his early life fixated on absolutely hating the british. he then proceeded to enlist in the IRA and fight the british which he would do in multiple occasions which in one of them he was wounded in the leg which meant he was pretty much incapacited and could not continue fighting. | ||
most of daves ancestry traces up to anglo-saxon and nordic roots and actually lacks any actual irish ancestry with his stereotypically phenotype being a complete coincidence. | most of daves ancestry traces up to anglo-saxon and nordic roots and actually lacks any actual irish ancestry with his stereotypically phenotype being a complete coincidence.[[File:1678153011744.png|thumb|A semi-accurate look of what dave looks like.]]after this he eventually discovered 4chan and eventually the 'party. | ||
the cause of his incessant hatred of furfags is due to the fact dave is that he just... DOES OK!! | |||
the | == Eventual death == | ||
It is theorized that dave was assasinated by the coalstapo as his signature way of posting which involved pictures of oldfag /b/ anti-furry shit and a lee-esque way of talking ceased and in its place were 'cord troon copycats. | |||
regardless if the wave of cobson self-inserters and obvious 'cord troons and dramafags are just (obvious) attentionwhores trying to profit off daves sucess or a plot by the coalstapo to create a false dichotomy is up to anyone, but it is VERY clear that the real dave either quit or is dead himself. | |||
Revision as of 22:56, 20 March 2023
Dave, also known as st.dave is a retired member of the IRA who used to browse the bald man with glasses forum.
Personal life
Dave was born somewhere in 199Ϫ in ireland and spent most of his early life fixated on absolutely hating the british. he then proceeded to enlist in the IRA and fight the british which he would do in multiple occasions which in one of them he was wounded in the leg which meant he was pretty much incapacited and could not continue fighting.
most of daves ancestry traces up to anglo-saxon and nordic roots and actually lacks any actual irish ancestry with his stereotypically phenotype being a complete coincidence.
after this he eventually discovered 4chan and eventually the 'party.
the cause of his incessant hatred of furfags is due to the fact dave is that he just... DOES OK!!
Eventual death
It is theorized that dave was assasinated by the coalstapo as his signature way of posting which involved pictures of oldfag /b/ anti-furry shit and a lee-esque way of talking ceased and in its place were 'cord troon copycats.
regardless if the wave of cobson self-inserters and obvious 'cord troons and dramafags are just (obvious) attentionwhores trying to profit off daves sucess or a plot by the coalstapo to create a false dichotomy is up to anyone, but it is VERY clear that the real dave either quit or is dead himself.
