Dave
dave is a schizo who actually seethes at you for posting an image of a fucking cartoon anthro
hes unironically stupid so you have to be extra obvious at him, so make sure to make your thread furry-related
he often changes writing styles too since hes a schizo which i will list from DEFCON 5 to DEFCON 1 on how angry he is at your thread
DEFCON 1
usually just sages your thread and seethes about it, derailing the thread which is counter-productive as 'eens just negate the sage or just stir him up even more.
DEFCON 2
usually attemps to begin seething ever harder in a lee-esque way, this is most common form.
the tactics include what he does when hes at defcon 2
>mass reply the thread usually with warhammer gore of furries being killed
>troonveri.jpg
>dotCHADDING
>spamming
this is what you want dave to be at most of the time becuase after DEFCON 2 it just gets unsavory
DEFCON 3
begins spamming your thread with gay porn or gore aswell as disgusting videos, same tactics as DEFCON 2 but worse basically
DEFCON 4
here is when he chimps out and begins spamming the thread with 'MT and other shitty stuff, this means you've truly pissed off dave for him to post borderline illegal content so you've done a great job, loves to play proxy and router game with the jannies at this stage too.
usually
DEFCON 5
'p
How to piss him off
really easy, just post something furry related, doesn't even need to be erotic or porn-related just post something furry related and that's it.
he doesn't really respond to threads making fun of him but DOES respond to furry threads.
