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| '''Drakeposting'''<ref>[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drakeposting]</ref> ('keposting), also known as '''6posting''', is a NAS<ref>[[NAS]]</ref> philosophical movement of spreading the word of the '''[[wikipedia:Drake_(musician)|6od]]''', also known as '''Drake''', '''<nowiki/>'ke'''<ref>[https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1834971#p1837612]</ref>, '''<nowiki/>'rake, 6hampagne Papi''' or '''<nowiki/>'rizzy'''.
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| Drakeposters can usually be found in /soy/<ref>[https://soyjak.party/soy/]</ref> [[Marge|confusing]] clueless chuds with their art of bumoing<ref name=":2" /> and saging<ref name=":3">[[Sage]]</ref> the threads.
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| In 'kespeak<ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/Drakeposting#Drakespeak]</ref>, this art is called '''THE 6OD'S PLAN'''<ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/Drakeposting#THE_6OD'S_PLAN]</ref> (often written in bluetext), though this may simply refer to the envisioned plan of eradication of all [[trannies]], also known as '''Total Troon Death'''<ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/Drakeposting#Total_Troon_Death]</ref>. That remains a mystery albeit. [[File:6in9angseal.jpg|thumb|The great 6in 9ang seal. Considered to be the all-encompassing 'kean cosmological symbol. Comprises of both '''6em''' and '''9coal''', describing the ideal balance of our world. ]]
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| ==Seals==
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| There are '''two''' major seals composed by '''6od''' to either bless/purge something that he either approves or disapproves.
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| *'''6em'''<ref name=":0">[[Gem]]</ref> seal (often used with a bluetext).
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| *'''9coal'''<ref name=":1">[[Coal]]</ref> seal (often used with a redtext).
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| There are many ''mutations'' of these seals, that compose of various soyspeak and other words.
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| <big>"For every 6em, there is a part of 9coal within it; and for every 9coal, there is a part of 6em within. Thus, the duality of our world persists. Trust the 6od's plan. Thus spoke 'ke".</big>
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| <small>— 6ook of 6reat Wisdom; 2:11.</small>
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| [[File:6emseal.png|frame|'''6em''' seal used by 'ke adepts to '''6less''' a good thread/reply.|center]]
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| [[File:9coal.png|thumb|'''9coal''' seal used by 'ke adepts to <u>sage</u><ref name=":3" /> a bad thread/reply. |center]]
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| ==Total Troon Death==
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| '''Total Troon Death'''<ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/File:Ttddrake.gif]</ref> (often written as <big>'''TOTAL TROO9 6EATH''')</big> is a 'kean movement dedicated to the eradication of all [[trannies]].
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| It is known that '''6od''' himself partakes in such action and 6lesses all of his kin to do so.
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| It should also be noted that '''6od''' also approves Total Pedo Death<ref name=":9">[[Pedophilia]]</ref><ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/File:Tpd.gif]</ref>.
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| ===IYRTKYS===
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| [[File:IYRTKYSgif.gif|thumb|An advice to all [[trannies]] from 'ke.]]
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| '''IYRTKYS'''<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You%27re_Reading_This_It%27s_Too_Late]</ref> is a 6emmy created by '''6od''' to purge [[trannies]] into oblivion.
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| It is often used with **spoilered** KYS spam.
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| [[File:Ywnbaw'ke.jpg|263x263px|center]]
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| === THE 6OD'S PLAN ===
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| 6od's plan is a mystery provision provided to 'keposters. Nobody knows what exactly does that mean, most probably it contains the idea of TTD within itself.
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| Some 'keposters say that ''"trusting in 6od's plan"'' is ''"always staying '''6keyed''' and '''6lessed''' by the grace of Drake"''.
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| ===== Commandments =====
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| <small>{{Redtext|1=60D'S PLAN, ALL FROGTROONS, ONGEZELLIGMUTTOIDS, NIKOMUTTS AND NAS POSTING DISCORD TRANNIES ARE FED HOROMONES AND SISSIFIED, THE SHARTY LIVES UNDER 60D RULE. DISCORD REMEMBERS BEFORE THE TAKE-OVER, BEFORE THE BIGGED DICK 185 CM NIGGAS STARTED JAKKIN IN THE ASSES OF DISCORD TROONS...=}}</small>
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| ==Drakespeak==
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| '''Drakespeak''' (''<nowiki/>'kespeak''), also known as '''6speak''', is a language created by '''6od''' specially for his kin thus they shall spread his word of wisdom.
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| Main attribute of '''<nowiki/>'kespeak''' is the ''mutation'' of the words preferably by changing the first letter to a '''6''' or a '''9''' depending on its context.
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| That process is called '''<nowiki/>'ketation''' in 'kespeak.
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| === 'ketation ===
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| {| class="wikitable"
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| |+Notable 'kespeak examples
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| !English
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| !Soyspeak<ref>[[Soy Speak]]</ref>
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| !'kespeak
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| |Gem<ref name=":0" />
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| |'em
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| |6em
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| |Based
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| |Keyed<ref name=":4" />
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| |6keyed
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| |Bump<ref name=":5" />
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| |Bumo<ref name=":2" />
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| |6umo
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| |Sage<ref name=":3" />
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| |Coal<ref name=":1" />
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| |9coal
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| There are no universal rules regarding the '''<nowiki/>'ketation''' of the words in 'kespeak, some common examples derive a notable pattern though.
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| *['''b'''], ['''g'''] and ['''s'''] often become a '''6'''
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| *['''n'''] almost always becomes a '''9'''
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| ===Pronounciation===
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| There are 3 major variations of the '''6''''utation, and 2 for the '''9''''utation, although the rules are completely open for own interpretations.
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| |+6'utation examples
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| !['siks]
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| |6emmy
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| |six-gemmy
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| |6umo
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| |six-bumo
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| |shumo*<ref name=":6">Exception. Should be pronounced with a [ʃ] sound. Like in the word sharty.</ref>
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| |6keyed
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| |6speak
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| |xpeak
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| |shpeak<ref name=":6" />
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| |+9'utation examples
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| ![ˈnai̯na]
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| |9coal
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| |ncoal
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| |nine-coal
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| __INDEX__
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| ==Vocabulary==
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| *6em<ref name=":0" />
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| *9coal<ref name=":1" />
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| *6emmy<ref name=":0" />
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| *6umo<ref name=":2">[[Bumo]]</ref>
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| *6od<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(musician)]</ref>
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| *6keyed<ref name=":4">[[Keyed]]</ref>
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| *9locked<ref name=":4" />
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| *6obson<ref>[[Cobson]]</ref>
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| *9igger
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| *troo9<ref name=":8">[[Trannies]]</ref>
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| *6emerald<ref name=":0" />
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| *6embo<ref name=":0" />
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| *6less<ref>[[:File:6emseal.png]]</ref>
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| *6listerald
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| *9age<ref name=":3" /><ref>Exception. Pronounce as 6age.</ref>
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| *6rake
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| *6speak
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| *9oarrow<ref>[[Self-insert syndrome]]</ref>
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| *6up<ref name=":5">[[Bump]]</ref>
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| *al6eit<ref>[[Though]]</ref>
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| *9cuck<ref>[[4chan]]</ref>
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| *6coal
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| *9gem
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| *6proke<ref>[[Sproke]]</ref>
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| *6oated<ref>[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goated]</ref>
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| *HWABA6/HWABA9<ref>[[Soy Speak]]</ref>
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| *6hud<ref>[[Chud]]</ref>
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| *mar6e<ref>[[Marge]]</ref>
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| *6ixsters
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| *6vibe<ref>[https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/vibe]</ref>
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| *6ixerald <ref name=":0" />
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| *6harty<ref>[[Soyjak.party]]</ref>
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| == Relationships ==
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| === Enemies ===
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| <sup>"</sup>I got enemies, got a lotta enemies
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| Got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy
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| They tryna take the wave from a nigga
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| Fuckin' with the kid and pray for your nigga"
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| <small>— 6ook of IYRTITL, ch. 2.</small><ref>[https://genius.com/Drake-energy-lyrics]</ref>
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| ===== 'tentacion =====
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| [[File:1673380740857.png|thumb|136x136px|'tentacion 'jak. Notable "bugs"<ref>[[Bugs]]</ref> tattoo can be spotted on the image. |border]]XXXTentacion<ref>[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXTentacion]</ref> is the enemy of '''6od'''. Many X' fans post coals<ref name=":1" /> about 'ke trying to harm his reputation in the eyes of the soyteens.
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| It is noted that 6od took X's life for saying bad things about his family and trying to portray him as gay<ref>[https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1673380912627.jpg]</ref>. This fake information has been already debunked by a peer-reviewed study<ref name=":7">[[Peer-reviewed study]]</ref>, although many X' fans quote fake Dr. Fauci<ref>[[Dr. Fauci]]</ref> as their source for the claim.
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| ===== Pusha T =====
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| Pusha T<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pusha_T]</ref> is a rapper that took shots at '''6od''' with his 2018 diss track ''The Story of Adidon''<ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/index.php?title=Drakeposting&veaction=edit§ion=12]</ref>. The following 'pasta<ref>[[Copypasta]]</ref> is viewed by Pusha T's fans as a ''"peer-reviewed study<ref name=":7" /> that has yet to be debunked by the OVO team"<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OVO_Sound]</ref>''.<blockquote>'''Did Pusha T just BTFO all of Drake's 6gem/9coal arguments?'''
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how he's a paypiggy for Birdman}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how he's ashamed of being a mutt}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how his parents are divorced and his mother stayed single}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how he brought his dad back into his life just to show that he's black}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how he's he secretly had a kid with a porn star}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how he was just gonna use his kid to shill Adidas
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how he's he's repeating the deadbeat dad cycle}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how his producer is getting mogged by multiple sclerosis}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>Explains how Pusha dropped AOTY}}</small>
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| <small>{{Quote|>Everything said in the track is backed up by extensive research}}</small>
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| <small>{{Quote|>"Surgical summer with it - snip, snip, snip" - gives concrete solution on how drake can stop drinking cum}}</small>
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| <small>Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about Drake being the GOAT? By all means, listen to the whole song, I promise you that you can't debunk it.</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by a drake stan who hasn't listened to the song and is triggered by these FACTS}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 someone says sucking cock is good}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 someone says 9coal}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 someone uses billboard charts}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 someone links duppy freestyle without context and without an analysis of HOW it's a W (it's not)}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 someone calls me a troon}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 someone spams flashing GIFs}}</small>
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| <small>{{quote|>inb4 "muh XXXteen thread"}}</small>
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| <small>keep the dicussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and listen to the song instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.</small></blockquote>
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| <small>'''Notable enemies mentions:'''</small>
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| * <small>trannies</small><ref name=":8" />
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| * <small>pedos</small><ref name=":9" />
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| * <small>frog</small><ref>[[Pepe]]</ref>
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| ===Friends===
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| =====Touhou=====
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| Touhou<ref>[[Touhou]]</ref> Drake is the newest collaboration between 'keposters and Touhoufags<ref>[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Touhoufag]</ref>. Now featuring 3 distinct '''6ems'''.<gallery mode="nolines">
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| </gallery><small>'''Notable friends mentions:'''</small>
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| * <small>Weiland</small><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weiland_(musician)]</ref>
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| * <small>Joeyy</small><ref>[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/joeyy-jxxyy]</ref>
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| File:6coal.png|alt=Mutated 9coal seal. Found on /soy/.|Mutated 6coal seal. Found on /soy/<ref>[https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1845916#p1849664]</ref>.
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| File:1672417669087.png|YWNBAW for FTM's.
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| File:1672136833108.jpg|Opposite Posting<ref>[https://soyjak.wiki/Soy_Speak#Opposite_Posting]</ref> version of the infamous IYRTKYS gif.
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| File:DqfgUlUoVLs.jpg|A rare variation of a 6em seal. Use unknown.
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| File:Xklh-m1cewE.jpg|'keposter in his natural habitat. Notable features: frequent use of Drake .gifs and a previously undocumented variation of a bump<ref>[[Bump]]</ref> - "updrake".
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| File:6ix-pray.gif|6em seal. GIF variation.
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| File:1672513548691.jpg|Drake stare. Found on /soy/.
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| File:Drake-drizzy.gif|6rake dancing. Mostly used with bluetext. Also used with variations of TOTAL % DEATH texts.
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| File:Ϫem.png|A rare [[Thrembo]] variation of a 6em seal. Source lost because of a catty-wipe.
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| File:1673589275909.png|Pepe<ref>[[Pepe]]</ref> getting -ACKed by '''6od'''.
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| File:1673595136491.png|Tranny<ref>[[Trannies]]</ref> getting -ACKed by '''6od'''.
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| File:1673732355389.jpg|'ke is unhappy with the state of the catalog.
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| ==References==
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