FAQ

FAQs are helpful guides posted by anons to explain why they had to carry out a certain action, especially because of YOUR inadequacy.

Origin

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other Redditors,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. 

Variants

Wholesome!

I just upvoted your comment.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Niceness towards other Redditors,
Spreading correct information,
Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.
Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - hopefully never. In fact, you should keep making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved an upvote. Can you upvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo an upvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of upvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I keep this happening in the future?
Accept the upvote and move on. But learn from this triumph: your behavior will be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue upvotes if you keep your current conduct. Remember: Reddit is fun, not a cesspool. 

sage

I just saged your post.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of bumps (time on 4channel) on your thread has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of a Gigachad or a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

• Rudeness towards other 4channelers, • Racism outside of /b/, • Satire not correctly flagged with a basedjak.

Am I banned from the 4channel?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a report, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my post deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4channel.org. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4channel is privilege, not a right. 

I just saged this thread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other /pol/tards,
Spreading incorrect information,
Memeflagging more than twice a month

Am I banned from 4chan.org?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4chan.org. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is privilege, not a right.

Bump

I just bumped your thread.

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1. What does this mean?

The content you write (comments) will continue to show up in other people's feed.

2. Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be worthy of appearing in the public feed. These include, but are not limited to:

? basedjak posting,
? lee baiting,
? sneed posting.

3. Has this thread been stickied ?

No - not yet. But you should consider changing the way you act on 4chan. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a bump your posts. which will put your ability to make new threads in jeopardy. you will not be able to go beyond your three allotted threads and this action will not be undone.

4. I don't believe I deserved to be bumped. Can you de-bump me?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I remove you from my bump list. If you would like to issue an appeal, reply to this comment explaining why I shouldn't continually bump you. I tend to respond within several minutes. Do note that over 99.6% of appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

5. How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept what happened and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4chan. Others may also choose to bump you. Remember: 4chan is privilege, not a right. Tread carefully. 

cringe

I just replied "Cringe" to your comment.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (imaginary internet points) on your comment and 4channel account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other 4channelers,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the 4channel?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to post an additional "Cringe", which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a "Cringe". Can you un-"Cringe" it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a "Cringe". If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4channel PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of "Cringe" appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the "Cringe" and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4channel.org. I will continue to post "Cringe" until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4channel is privilege, not a right.

*fart* xD

*farts*

I just farted in your thread/post.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of jannies (faggots) in this thread and 4chan account has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a janny infestation. These include, but are not limited to:

Saying something cringe/reddit/leftist

Spreading incorrect information

Disrespect National Socialism

Being a tranny/faggot/jew/""woman""

Animefagging

Am I banned from /qa/?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread/post deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it?
No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4chan PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on /qa/. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is hell. You can check out whenever you want and for how long you want. But you can never leave. 

shit and cum!

I just shit and cum.

>FAQ
>What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

Having nigger shotas in your guestbook

Posting cringe

Being a fag

>Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my post deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my thread. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right. 

Police

I just fatally shot you.

FAQ
>What does this mean?
You have been fatally shot in the waist and will die on your way to the hospital.

>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem you to be worthy of executing you. These include, but are not limited to:

You broke into the Capitol

You tried to enter a restricted area

Peaceful protest not correctly flagged with /p.

>Am I banned from the 4Channel?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from violating aforementioned rules in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a complaint to the the US gvmt and the website will get shut down, which may put your posting privileges in jeopardy.

>I believe I didn't deserve to be fatally shot. Can you have you a compensation for your family?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will the US gvmt award a compensation to your family. You would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept to be dead and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the Capitol police. I will continue to shoot you until you improve your conduct. Remember: Protesting is privilege, not a right.

Shooting you is my weapon of justice. POW! 

Soyduel Victory

I just won this soi duel.

FAQ
-What does this mean?
-The amount of the duels you lost has increased by one.

-Why did you do this?
-There are several reasons why one would lose a soi duel. These include, but are not limited to:

* Taking too long to respond with a 'jak
* Forgetting to attach a 'jaksie
* Quoting the post number of your opponent

-Am I unable to soi duel anymore?
-Yes and no, while it's true that you lost this duel and trying to quote that post won't help you win, you can always soi duel with other chuds anytime you want!

-Can you re-duel?
-Sure, mistakes happen, you can request a re-duel by quoting this post. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I lose a re-duel, so you might as well admit defeat rather than lose twice in a row.

Accept the loss and move on. But learn from this mistake: The last thing you want to happen would be losing a 'jak duel.