FnF Pedo
"Pick up da phone baby oooooooooooooooh, I know you home baby oooooooooooh"
The FNF pedo
The FNF pedo, more formerly known as the ESL FNF pedo nigger, is the fictional boogeyman of a schizoid polish soyteen. The FNF pedo, according to the polish lee, is an ESL(english second language) pedophile, who is interchangably either a Venezuelan or a Morrocan, but either way is undoubtably a nigger who loves Friday Night Funkin'.
Rise to popularity
Normally, an autistic boogeyman like this would be doomed to quickly fade into obscurity, as an autistic boogeyman usually does, however, fate was on the side of the FNF pedo, because this boogeyman was concieved around the turn of the 3rd Soyvil War. Being a war to determine what would become of the autistic faction of Ongzellig fans, an ancient relic from 4chan's /qa/, on the sharty. Naturally, other autistic factions saw the war on Ongzellig as an opening to astroturf their faction into relevancy, replacing the zelligtroons as the face of NAS sharty culture. Put simply, other factions surrounded the zelligtroons like vultures, hoping to take the mantle that would be vacated upon the defeat of their empire. One of these factions were the few FNF autists native to the site, who, emboldened by the FNF Lee's screeching, as well as the site's rocky history with the fnf community(4chan's /funkg/), attempted to become the face of anti zellig propaganda. This propaganda was moderately successful, seeing unafiliated anti zellig chud using it occasionally to get at zelligtroons. However it was unsuccessful in gaining FNF favor on the sharty, because as it turns out, soyteens are not that fond of FNF at all. Nevertheless, after this, FNF would find a place in the sharty's conciousness.
The FNF pedo post war.
Coming out of the 3rd Soyvil War, the strongest impact of the FNF faction and it's propaganda would turn out to be mainstreamification of the FNF pedo archetype in sharty culture. While pre war, FNF related posts would be at best ignored and at worst made fun of, post war ANY post that had ANYTHING to do with fnf would be met with an instant reflexive response of "KYS fnf pedo". Becoming a tradition of sorts, it wouldn't be long before it got a face.
The FNF pedo soyjak
Hitting the sharty around the close of the war. The glistening gem, known as the FNF pedo soyjak was posted for the first time. An absolute masterpiece of a charicature, the soyjak was an unholy amalgam of the markiplier and chud soyjak, but despite this was derived and unique enough to be it's own thing. The reaction to it's creation was immense. It seemed that while half of the site loved it and couldn't stop posting it, the other half, including the site's administration, utterly despised it. Despite being a charicature of a discord nigger troon, an army of disedents insisted that it was in fact a discord psyop, and... LE OFFSITE DRAMA...SOMEHOW!!!!!! This absolutely retarded take would have been laughed out of the room, if it weren't for the fact that the jannies were all for it. Because of this just about all discussion of the FNF pedo meme and the soyjak would be stamped out and banned by jannies, only further propegating the dillusion that it was offsiter discord and haram on the sharty. Of course, this was mostly due to the then "coal police" (aka delete any jak I don't like) moderation philosophy that plauged the begining of Froot's administration, but when Doll finally convinced the orange retard that strangling the sharty was maybe not a good idea, the jak was allowed once again to partake in the Darwinistic social ecosystem of the sharty, where it was quickly destigmatized and touted near ubiquitously as the glistening gem it always was. Edits poured in rapidly, and now the fnfpedo is one of the most popular new soyjaks on the sharty
Extra trivia (things you should know)
- "fnfpedo" is wordfiltered to trigger the spam filter. "fnf pedo" however, is not.
- The fnf pedo soyjak used to be banned on the booru. It is now allowed again.
- The fnf pedo is a made up character. There is no drama, there is no discord behind it. Take your meds, now.
- Beleif that the fnf pedo is a real person is a remarkably convenient way to out users as newteens
