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'''Hacker Soy''' was a patient in the [[Mental Asylum]].
[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  


== Patient File ==
== Overview ==
{{Patientbox|file=Patient_Hacker_Soy.png|id=1913|name=Hacker Soy|threat=Physically low, but may be able to cause damage to computer infrastructure|date=2020-11-25|author=Dr. Soykowski}}
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
Soy Patient File: Patient 1913


<span style="color: red";>'''Accessing this file without clearance is a federal offence punishable by up to 40 years in prison. Only hospital workers or military officials ranking [LIEUTENANT-COLONEL (O-5)] may view this file, except when granted clearance beforehand. This message has been automatically generated. No further warning will be issued, and continued access without clearance can and will result in imprisonment.'''</span>
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
 
Nickname: Hacker Soy</br>
Threat Level: Physically low, but may be able to cause damage to computer infrastructure
 
Description: Patient 1913 is a white male, aged 28. He has been taken into the asylum due to an arrest for attempting to hack into United States  computer infrastructure. The reason that he is here at the asylum is that, after recovery of his computer, he has been known to browse websites such as [[soyjak.party]] and the [[/qa/]] board of [[4chan]]nel. These would point to some sort of mental illness, which is also evidenced by his posting history on said websites. He doesn't seem to interact normally with anyone, even online. Not much is known about his hacking history, as most of it is classified. We do know that he has hacked the company known as [[Soylent]] in order to ship product to his address for free. Other than that, it is unknown what he has done or what his intentions were or may be.
 
Interacting with this patient: Patient 1913 is nonviolent. He has issues interacting with other people, and often repeats what other people say to him, seemingly in a demeaning tone. His physical capabilities are unknown, but assumed to be low. This patient has not shown any signs of being violent.
 
<span style="color: red";>'''REPORT SIGNED: Dr. Soykowski, M.D., Psy.D'''</span><ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201125230754/soyjak.party/soy//res/26461.html </ref>
 
== Citations ==
 
[[Category:Patients]]

Revision as of 22:11, 24 March 2022

File:Tyronius Floyd.png
Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021

Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT) is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.

Overview

Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.

If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.