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Half Life is an award winning gayme series about Gordon (((Freeman))), a sexless incel chud who finally gets the chance to fulfill xis school shooter fantasies when an alien wormhole opens in his workplace just like how my trans gf got parasite worms in her neovagina after fucking Tyrone or something. The gaymeplay consists of ze following: | Half Life is an award winning gayme series about Gordon (((Freeman))), a sexless incel chud who finally gets the chance to fulfill xis school shooter fantasies when an alien wormhole opens in his workplace just like how my trans gf got parasite worms in her neovagina after fucking Tyrone or something. The gaymeplay consists of ze following: | ||
Shooting people even doe FPS gaymes like call of doody are for niggers | Shooting people even doe FPS gaymes like call of doody are for niggers (what do you mean those games are fun and trannies hate them) | ||
Puzzle or parkour sections every now and then, but they’re not | Puzzle or parkour sections every now and then, but they’re not really all that puzzling since the answers are there on some walkthrough video on Jewtube | ||
== The Games == | == The Games == | ||
=== Half Life === | === Half Life === | ||
The beginning of the end. Kike Newell used his shekels from working at Microloo to fund development of a new FPS game that was supposed to be more realistic than the others by having some semblance of a plot just like my tranime kinos. Nowadays it is trooncore though | The beginning of the end. Kike Newell used his shekels from working at Microloo to fund development of a new FPS game that was supposed to be more realistic than the others by having some semblance of a plot just like my tranime kinos. Nowadays it is trooncore though because of the >HECKING RETRO Y2K LAAAAAAAIIIINNNNEEE GRAFIX. | ||
=== [[Skibidi Toilet|Half Life 2]] === | === [[Skibidi Toilet|Half Life 2]] === | ||
Retconned everything from the previous game by portraying Gordon Freeman as a Chad who has sex and socializes and doesn’t use imageboards even doe imageboards for chads do hecking existerinoo. Takes place in Commieblock jewkraine | Retconned everything from the previous game by portraying Gordon Freeman as a Chad who has sex and socializes and doesn’t use imageboards even doe imageboards for chads do hecking existerinoo. Takes place in Commieblock jewkraine. | ||
^ Disregard everything above Half-Life 2 has stolen assets from skibidi toilet. | |||
=== Half Life 2 Episodes 1 and 2 === | === Half Life 2 Episodes 1 and 2 === | ||
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== Spin-Offs == | == Spin-Offs == | ||
There’s the portal series of games where you play as a hapa tranny named chell, in this game you have to find out how to use portals to have long distance sex with niggers in Africa since you’re too broke to afford a plane. The nigger from Half Life 2 (forgot his name but he wants you to fuck his mutt daughter) appears | There’s the portal series of games where you play as a hapa tranny named chell, in this game you have to find out how to use portals to have long distance sex with niggers in Africa since you’re too broke to afford a plane. The nigger from Half Life 2 (forgot his name but he wants you to fuck his mutt daughter) appears. | ||
Also Team Tranny 2 apparently? | |||
== Half Life 3 == | == Half Life 3 == | ||
Half Life 3 came out in 2017. The gameplay is decent but it could’ve had more trans folx representation | Half Life 3 came out in 2017. The gameplay is decent but it could’ve had more trans folx representation. | ||
== Relation to the ‘arty == | == Relation to the ‘arty == | ||
Gordon Freeman phonk chud core edits commonly get spammed on /bbc/ to make fun of the resident Reddit trannies there | Gordon Freeman phonk chud core edits(can you link said edits I want to watch) commonly get spammed on /bbc/ to make fun of the resident Reddit trannies there. | ||
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Half Life is an award winning gayme series about Gordon (((Freeman))), a sexless incel chud who finally gets the chance to fulfill xis school shooter fantasies when an alien wormhole opens in his workplace just like how my trans gf got parasite worms in her neovagina after fucking Tyrone or something. The gaymeplay consists of ze following:
Shooting people even doe FPS gaymes like call of doody are for niggers (what do you mean those games are fun and trannies hate them)
Puzzle or parkour sections every now and then, but they’re not really all that puzzling since the answers are there on some walkthrough video on Jewtube
The Games
Half Life
The beginning of the end. Kike Newell used his shekels from working at Microloo to fund development of a new FPS game that was supposed to be more realistic than the others by having some semblance of a plot just like my tranime kinos. Nowadays it is trooncore though because of the >HECKING RETRO Y2K LAAAAAAAIIIINNNNEEE GRAFIX.
Half Life 2
Retconned everything from the previous game by portraying Gordon Freeman as a Chad who has sex and socializes and doesn’t use imageboards even doe imageboards for chads do hecking existerinoo. Takes place in Commieblock jewkraine.
^ Disregard everything above Half-Life 2 has stolen assets from skibidi toilet.
Half Life 2 Episodes 1 and 2
Non-canon
Spin-Offs
There’s the portal series of games where you play as a hapa tranny named chell, in this game you have to find out how to use portals to have long distance sex with niggers in Africa since you’re too broke to afford a plane. The nigger from Half Life 2 (forgot his name but he wants you to fuck his mutt daughter) appears.
Also Team Tranny 2 apparently?
Half Life 3
Half Life 3 came out in 2017. The gameplay is decent but it could’ve had more trans folx representation.
Relation to the ‘arty
Gordon Freeman phonk chud core edits(can you link said edits I want to watch) commonly get spammed on /bbc/ to make fun of the resident Reddit trannies there.
