Half Life

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Half Life is an award winning gayme series about Gordon (((Freeman))), a sexless incel chud who finally gets the chance to fulfill xis school shooter fantasies when an alien wormhole opens in his workplace just like how my trans gf got parasite worms in her neovagina after fucking Tyrone or something. The gaymeplay consists of ze following:

Shooting people even doe FPS gaymes like call of doody are for niggers

Puzzle or parkour sections every now and then, but they’re not really really all that puzzling since the answers are there on some walkthrough video on Jewtube

The Games

Half Life

The beginning of the end. Kike Newell used his shekels from working at Microloo to fund development of a new FPS game that was supposed to be more realistic than the others by having some semblance of a plot just like my tranime kinos. Nowadays it is trooncore though

Half Life 2

Retconned everything from the previous game by portraying Gordon Freeman as a Chad who has sex and socializes and doesn’t use imageboards even doe imageboards for chads do hecking existerinoo. Takes place in Commieblock jewkraine

Half Life 2 Episodes 1 and 2

Non-canon

Spin-Offs

There’s the portal series of games where you play as a hapa tranny named chell, in this game you have to find out how to use portals to have long distance sex with niggers in Africa since you’re too broke to afford a plane. The nigger from Half Life 2 (forgot his name but he wants you to fuck his mutt daughter) appears

Half Life 3

Half Life 3 came out in 2017. The gameplay is decent but it could’ve had more trans folx representation

Relation to the ‘arty

Gordon Freeman phonk chud core edits commonly get spammed on /bbc/ to make fun of the resident Reddit trannies there