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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
[[Meds]] are a harmful mind control technique used by the elite. This page will explain how to avoid taking meds, using simple techniques. These will not always work, especially if you are being watched closely.


== Overview ==
== Techniques ==
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
Listed below are a couple common techniques that tend to work quite well.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
* Hiding the meds under your tongue
* Biting the nurses
* If you are trusted enough to take meds unsupervised [very unlikely] simply hiding the meds somewhere, like by crushing them up and hiding it under the rubbish in a rubbish bin. (Using the bathroom after a meds "taking" is too suspicious).
* secretly replacing your meds with sugar pills
* Escaping the hospital

Revision as of 22:54, 24 March 2022

Meds are a harmful mind control technique used by the elite. This page will explain how to avoid taking meds, using simple techniques. These will not always work, especially if you are being watched closely.

Techniques

Listed below are a couple common techniques that tend to work quite well.

  • Hiding the meds under your tongue
  • Biting the nurses
  • If you are trusted enough to take meds unsupervised [very unlikely] simply hiding the meds somewhere, like by crushing them up and hiding it under the rubbish in a rubbish bin. (Using the bathroom after a meds "taking" is too suspicious).
  • secretly replacing your meds with sugar pills
  • Escaping the hospital
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