Lifeinmastermode

Lifeinmastermode
Born	1984 Southern California
Occupation	Gas station clerk
Best known for	Being a retard, twitch streams.
Spouses	Unknown woman, 2013 - 2022. Unknown man, ??? - 2022

LifeInMasterMode (also known as Desiray, Dustin, and the LIMM), is a child-abusing, meth-addicted, 38 year old who regularly drunkenly streams to about 5 or so other middle aged troons. His toxic and narcissistic behavior recently grabbed the attention of the party, who were instantly captivated by his "eccentric" behaviour. On his Facebook profile he lists his occupation as streaming on Twitch & Tiktok, although it is highly questionable if these endeavors can be classified as employment, with his position as a gas station clerk seemingly being his primary source of income. Desiray is a deeply disturbed man whose mental issues seem to stem from his mother (who currently heads the moderation of his twitch chat), who forced him to dress up like a girl from a young age.

History

Beginning

1984 - Born

2012 - Comes out as trans (age 27)

2013 - Gets engaged (child born prior to this)

???? - Child is later taken by the CPS due to the both of them being addicted to meth and unsafe for a child to be around.

2021 - LIMM Develops cancer in his left knee. Unfortunately, he survived this.

Extremely Late 2022 - LIMM gets into a polyamorous relationship(composed of his then wife and a 2nd man), which almost immediately breaks off after the other 2 people in it decide they don't want to be with him (presumably due to his addiction to methamphetamine, history of child abuse, and general deficiency of character). He was essentially ditched while his 2 former lovers continued the relationship on their own.

Before the party

The first n-bomb dropped on LIMM

Operation Hydration: Channel points were used by 'teens to get LIMM to "hydrate" so he would be too busy using the bathroom to kick them from his discord channel while they used their soundboard on his stream.

LIMM was the personal lolcow of a soyteen, who had a tendency to sit in his 'cord channel while streaming on twitch. The aforementioned 'teen often took full advantage of this to spam his soundboard to get him suspended from twitch, which did happen multiple times. This repeated process eventually resulted in LIMM putting tighter restrictions on his Discord, prompted the soyteen to respond in Operation Hydration. .

Racism

Once, when LIMM had fallen asleep while drunk on stream, a 'teen joined his discord server and, utilizing his soundboard, gave LIMM various reasons to consider the importance of black lives. LIMM, in his tired drunken transvestite fury, began to yell "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" causing him to be abandoned by all the few friends he had left. and leading to a temporary ban from twitch.

LIMM's nigger moment

Discovery by the party.

On the 2nd of March, 2023, During a thread meant to coordinate raids on Twitch streamers playing Jackbox, a Soyteen, seemingly randomly proposed that LIMM be raided. This proposal, however, was in fact not random - the user had actually seen a thread on /raid/ a few days prior created by another 'teen that had been keeping tabs on this deranged sociopath for a while, and had rather nobly chosen to reveal his existence to the party, in the hopes that he would be punished for being a blemish upon this Earth.

This led to an extraordinarily entertaining series of events that caused severe humiliation to LIMM. His stream was raided by about 2 dozen people, his discord server, flooded with images of Cado's asshole, and his appearance, thoroughly made fun of. A particularly crafty soyteen managed to find the number of this this pathetic shell of a human being, and chose to call in a complaint. What followed was perhaps the single most entertaining conversation in party history.

After this, a soyteen placed an order for an anchovy pizza to LIMM's apartment. He was able to do this, because a couple of minutes prior, the 'jakker who told /soy/ about LIMM in the first place doxxed him.

The humiliation suffered during that night sent LIMM into a bout of alcoholism,. and he downed an entire bottle of vodka before desperately closing his stream and passing out. His moderators had to beg him to close his stream before he lost consciousness, for he was barely coherent and absolutely shit-faced from the vodka, and they did not want him to further humiliate himself by livestreaming his body blacked out on the floor for 10 hours.

But even after his loss of consciousness, LIMM's humiliation did not end. The 'teen who placed an order for pizza decided to do it four more times and the pizzas arrived at his home around presumably 2 in the morning.

Call to Papa's

Dominos Order

Soyjak variant

A soyjak variant based off of LIMM was created during the discovery thread.