Lifeinmastermode

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LifeInMasterMode confronting the fact that he is a worthless, self-obsessed, drug addict.

LifeInMasterMode (also known as Desiree, the LIMM and the tranny), is a child-abusing[1], meth-addicted[1], deranged freak[2] who streams on twitch. Recently, he has become Public Enemy #001 of the party, after a thread[3] brought his deranged, narcissistic, deeply disturbing ways into their eyes.

History

Beginning

2021 - LIMM Develops cancer in his left knee. Unfortunately,[4] he survived this.[5]

Extremely Late 2022 - LIMM gets into a polyamorous relationship, which almost immediately breaks off after the other 2 people in it decide they don't want to be with him (presumably due to his addiction to methamphetamine, history of child abuse, and general deficiency of character). He was essentially ditched while his 2 former lovers continued the relationship on their own.

Racism

Once, while LIMM was a sleep on stream, a 'teen joined his discord server l and, utilizing his soundboard, gave LIMM various reasons to consider the importance of black lives. LIMM, in his drunken transvestite furry, began to yell "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" causing him to be abandoned by all the few friends he had left.[6] and leading to a temporary ban from twitch.

LIMM's nigger moment

Discovery by the party.

On the 2nd of March, 2023, During a thread meant to coordinate raids on Twitch streamers playing Jackbox, a Soyteen, seemingly randomly proposed that LIMM be raided. This proposal, however, was in fact not random - the user had actually been keeping tabs on this deranged sociopath for a while, and had rather nobly chosen to reveal his existence to the party, in the hopes that he would be punished for being a blemish upon this Earth.[7]

This led to an extraordinarily entertaining series of events that caused severe humiliation to LMM. His stream was raided by about 2 dozen people, his discord server, flooded with images of Cado's asshole, and his appearance, thoroughly made fun of. A particularly crafty soyteen managed to find the number of this this pathetic shell of a human being, and chose to call in a complaint. What followed was perhaps the single most entertaining conversation in party history.

After this, a soyteen placed an order for an anchovy pizza to LIMM's apartment. He was able to do this, because a couple of minutes prior, the 'jakker who told /soy/ about LIMM in the first place doxxed him.[8]

The humiliation suffered during that night sent LIMM into a bout of alcoholism,. and he downed an entire bottle of vodka before desperately closing his stream and passing out. His moderators had to beg him to close his stream before he lost consciousness, for he was barely coherent and absolutely shit-faced from the vodka, and they did not want him to further humiliate himself by livestreaming his body blacked out on the floor for 10 hours.

But even after his loss of consciousness, LIMM's humiliation did not end. The 'teen who placed an order for pizza decided to do it four more times[9] [10] and the pizzas arrived at his home around presumably 2 in the morning.

Call to Papa's
Dominos Order

"Career"

LIMM streams on twitch. His streams get around 5 viewers. This is his career. This is what he covets most. There are people who have devoted their lives to the betterment of this world and the lives of those within it, and LIMM genuinely considers his 5-viewer channel to be a career on par with them. How sad.

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