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A continuation of List of copypastas.
You WILL put this list in alphabetical order
Friends with someone who loves wojacks
I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.
He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.
He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.
Amerimutt school schedule
>6:00am:Wake Up In Your Nlgger Filled Mutt Dystopia
>6:01: Check Your IPhone 666 Googolplex For The Latest Shekeltok E-Thot Posts
>6:02: Click On The Mudshark Teen Twerking To Nłgger Rap #999 Googolplex
>6:03: Say "Made For ВВС"
>6:04-6:14: Spend Ten Minutes 'ooning To It
>6:15: Bust A Circumsized Mutt Load Like Dr. Shekelberg Recommended
>6:16: Get Out Of Your Mcdonald's Bed
>6:17:Go To The Shartroom
>6:18 To 6:25: Dump Massive Mcsharts In The Skibidi Toilet
>6:25: Flush Your Big Black Caca
>6:26: Wash Hands With Hormone Disrupting Soap With Microplastic Beads
>6:27: Wash Face With Hormone Disrupting Facial Wash
>6:28: Clean Out Eye Boogers, Blow Your Nose, Spit Phlegm Into The Sink, Wash Your Mouth Out And Clean In Between Your Teeth For Mcdonald's Foot Particles
>6:28-6:30: Brush Your Teeth With Fluoridated Toothpaste
>6:31: Use Alcohol Básed Mouthwash
>6:32: Take Your Clothes Off
>6:33: Bath In Atrazine Estrogen HRT Water
>6:34-6:40: Bath With Hormone Disrupting Soap And Shampoo
>6:40: Get Out The Shoah!(Oy Vey Dis Is Just Like Heckin' Holocaust)
>6:41-6:50: Spend 9 Minutes Drying Your Fatty Mutt Body Off
>6:50: Put On Your Críngiest Clothes Ever, A Mcdonalds Logo Shirt And Walmart Pants
>6:51: Put On Hormone Disrupting Perfume And Deodorants(You Still Smell Like Mcdonald's Grease And Walmart Shart)
>6:52: Go Down To The Kitchen
Jaksworld rant
I think, from an objective standpoint, this is possibly the worst piece of media i have ever consumed. Not only is the plot ripped directly from redditbob, but there is absolutely no substance. The humor doesn't go beyond "hurr durr niggers and trannies! LE FUNNY!", which is somehow less funny than an amy schumer stand up tour. The titular soyjaks do not act like soyjaks in any way, shape, or form, besides spouting buzzwords. The reason why the creator used AI voices is pretty evident; xhe is clearly 13 years old and xher mother would ground xhem for saying stuff like that out loud. This absolute spirit bomb of a pilot makes Hazbin Hotel look like high art.
November 2022 oldCHAD
November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:
1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.
2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.
3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.
4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).
5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).
6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.
7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.
8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:
>LE GEM LE COAL
Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.
>LE GEG
Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.
>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED
What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.
>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM
Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.
9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.
10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily
11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:
>/b/ - Random
>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak
>/g/ - Groyper
>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs
>/meme/ - Memes
>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
>/a/ - Anime
>/raid/ - Raids
>/dox/ - Doxxing
>/Giga/ - GigaChad
>/Doom/ - Doomer
That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.
Frognigger Demoralization
<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website
>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side
<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content
>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website
<step 5: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!
Confused Teacher on Reddit
My Student's 'Thrembometer' Started Ringing and it Ensued Into a Heated Argument
I’ve been a teacher for the past 10 years now, so I’ve seen my fair share of weird technology, however this one was a surprise. My class was going well, we were just preparing for exam week, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing alarm. I look around and I see a student pulling out what looked similar to a remote, and he said “my thrembometer’s going off.” As I was confused, I asked what thrembo was, and he said it was an imaginary integer between six and seven. I asked how this was applicable to our exam review, as this was 9th grade and currently my highest level sophomores at the most can take curriculum involving imaginary numbers, and he proceeded to say “because it just is, ok?” I called him a science-denier and he proceeded to write my sentence in green along with an arrow next to it and a bald, bearded man with glasses above it, crumpled up the paper and threw it at me. I then asked him to go to the office and he than said, in a mocking tone, “You WILL go to the principle’s office because…you just WILL, ok?” In the end, the principal and his parents were called, and it was an embarrassing moment in general. How can I deal with this in the future?
Perturbed Soyteen
I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.
I am God. I am Christ.
I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.
Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder
Have you both never even taken high school level psychology? The classification of "mental disorder" has nothing to do with any complex biological science which you would need to rely on studies or peer reviewed sources for. It's a subjective observation festive on whether a given mental trait is adaptive or maladaptive to the person, their life, and the society in which they live.
According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:
>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual
>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction
>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)
>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)
>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society
<REDDIT SPACE
Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is:
>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study:
This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.
>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not die off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.
>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.
It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.
>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!
To reiterate, the definition of a mental illness is a SUBJECTIVE DEFINITION, WITH NO DIRECTLY QUANTIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC WAY TO PROVE IT. A "peer-reviewed source" in this case is quite literally just doctors saying "erm yeah this is what we think" with nothing to back it up but their own opinion. As such, their opinion has just as much weight as yours or mine, and deferring to their authority is useless and idiotic.
Fuck You
Fuck you, fun hating faggot queer. You fucking bitch ass nigger. Enjoy your AIDS prognosis from whatever hole you got pozzed from, tranny.
You will catch on
(opposite/demoralization? version of You will never catch on)
animation memes will catch on
shoejak will catch on
Duck Life will catch on
MatPat will catch on
Scott the woz will catch on
chicken posting will catch on
flartson will catch on
ibxtoycat will catch on
cat"""jak""" will catch on
442oons will catch on
lawrence will catch on
soysuba will catch on
incredible gassy will catch on
bernkastel will catch on
averi will catch on
petra will catch on
skibidi toilet will catch on
dinoposting will catch on
froge will catch on
fisheyejak will catch on
brojak will catch on
dogjak will catch on
euromutt will catch on
seriousjak will catch on
el dun will catch on
coinjak will catch on
/soy/ lost
cytube won
discord won
Imageboards should have never been created
All of these should have never been created in the first place. It's a place where literal rejects of the world come together to post all kinds of ideas that are inhuman, without any consequences at all. They all get to share their most depraved thoughts that normalGODS will never get their entire lives. Despite the lack of humanity that could've happen, it has sadly become the last place of "unity" in this modern soulless world. This "unity" should have existed all the way before the internet was made, but it's too late. It's a love/hate parasitic relationship that has broken millions of people around the world, and has never made them the same.
I never wanted to see depravity of the lowest form. All thoughts that have never helped humanity at all become true in its most darkest forms - ideas that become beings, who have followers, and become part of history. Rejects who always wanted to belong, who never put the work in to return back to society. The same society who has rejected them and don't want anything to do with them. It hurts my heart seeing all those who wish to be loved, to be understood, to be thought about, to be remembered, all to find instant gratification and fleeting emotions on a site who never cared for him and may never will.
I never wanted to see corpses of people who had entire lives ahead of them, just to be turned into a mockery by those who have never understood what it is really like to see death in the face. I never wanted to see the sexual parts of a man and woman - those made by God for the holy act of sex within marriage - all to be mutilated in a demonic form of playtoys the likes of which has never been imagined at all. I never wanted to see the young generation be taught to hurt their own bodies created by God - only to hurt themselves and become "someone" they never were to be. I never wished to see how countries are filled with people who never cared for you, of the elite who'll want you dead for their personal benefit, of men who could kill you anytime for their own good, of women who'll become whores just for any ounce of attention they receive online, of boys who'll jack off to fictional women just to feel loved, of girls who never cared for their families, and people who just want someone, anyone, to hear them cry out their deepest secrets and desires.
My heart hurts so much because of this. It break for every man and woman who resort to being online just for someone to hear. Is this really the fate of all who are left behind? To browse a website with no personal interaction, no real connection, no true community, and no real family to be with? Would you really allow demoralization to kill you from the inside, until you give up on life and just die, all because the people who control the world never knew who you are?
The only thing keeping me here are the soyjaks, the real reason why this site exists. It is the only good thing these people has ever done, yet it hates even its own creation for reasons I'll never know. It's the greatest tool we have to show the world its stupidity, and to wake more people up with the truth, and help them open their eyes and rise up.
Yet from all sides, it seems that demoralizers and the immoral want us all down. Twitterfags misusing our language for their own humor. Discordtroons forcing their immorality into our site. Predditors corrupting our creations for their own self-gain. 4cuckers hating their greatest asset, all for temporary things that'll never last.
Do (You) really want this to happen? Do (You) really want all our hardwork to be gone just because those who never had any lives, those who never loved their own families, decided that it would be best to bring others down with them, to the hell that they have made themselves? Do you really want all the memories we've made, and the people we have changed, to forget all they've seen and learned from us just because those without a heart wanted to break us all down from the inside out? Do you really WANT these people, who NEVER took the first step to make friends, who NEVER experienced love, who NEVER experienced genuine happiness, who NEVER experience true joy, and who has NEVER fully lived out their lives to the greatest level they could've achieved, to destroy all what we've worked for, all the gems we've made, all the great moments we've had together, and all the memories we've built, all of it just for THEM TO BRING US ALL DOWN TO HELL AS THEY ALL TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES AND BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER?
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, TO SEE YOUR OWN HOME DIE?
Or would (YOU) stand up and fight against the immoral, the inhuman, the soulless, the barbaric, the cold, the heartless, the callous, and the subverters to save soyjak.party and to bring soyjaks to new and greater heights the likes of which the internet has never seen before?
What would (You) do, soyteen?
Essential transcore
>The Amazing Digital Circus
>The Coffin of Andy and Leyely
>Vivziepoop
>MLP
>Omori
>Ongezellig
>Averi
>Snoot
>Bernkastel
>Duck Life
itt pretend this is 4cuck and i just said a shitty reddit tier comeback to someone
God I hate zoomers so much its unreal. Samefag. fucking zoomfag kys. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEK KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. >KEK Go back /pol/fag. The 40 year old virgin isn't real am I right? Kill yourself wojack shitter. Based as fuck, zoomer new fag btfo, anime website, put me in the screenshot. Built for BBC!!! Btfo. Saged. I'd rather shove a skateboard up my penis than associate with your pathetic wojak "community". fpbp. put me in the screencap. You're right, and this website proves it. put me in the screencap. Fpbp checked and kekked. fuck off wojack poster. Thanks for bringing us 1 post closer to the bump limit retard.
Twittershit Tries to Gaslight Soyteens
>You're on a website about making fun of men who drink soy
soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.
Foot the Mongolian
>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? OMGSISSAAAAAAA WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA BUY THE SHARTY IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL P BMT SPAMMER FOODIST FNF PEDO QAFE AFTERPAARTY MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM
Fuck this shit website
Honestly, why are all you guys even like this, fucking mental patients. All I ever wanted was fun jakking, being a normal man, and staying away from retards like yourselves. Here are reason why I fucking hate this disgusting site.
1.Its full of trannies
2.Its disgusting
3.Your all retarded
4.I Hate everybody
5.Its discord niggercoal
6.The mods are retarded
7.All of you need to kys
8.We are all lying to oursevles, we have no right to live.
9.You Zoomer Niggers need to learn to be human, or you will destroy the earth with your subhumaness.
10.Its a American website, which should have never lived pass soot's abandonment, its truley over for me.
And 53.
ALL OF YOUR ARE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS JERKS WHO ARE GOOD AT HURTING EACH OTHER I WISH ALL OF YOU A MERRY YEAR OF NOTHINGNESS YOU STUPID MUTTS
Kiwifarms Slobbermutt
I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.
Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.
2024 sharty
That's because today's sharty is full of fags and retards. It's been like this for a couple of months (for some reason the soypocalypse seems to be the most prominent marker of "when the place went to shit") but the new year marks a new era for it, where all of our old culture inherited from the quay is now consistently overshadowed more and more every day by niggercoal variant:unknowns, gullible children, migrants from other sites who don't assimilate into the site's own culture, closeted fags/trannies who congregate on boards like /nate/ or /qa/ (these people don't go well with the sizable amount of children here, not to say the kids shouldn't leave either), low-effort posts, OC that dies within a week because retarded niggers are scared of everything being from da 'cord, and, as you mentioned, bait that keeps flooding the 'log because the average 14-year-old sharteen who joined the site in October and who came from Twitter keeps falling for it. You also have these same people continuously attention-whoring in various ways in order to completely destruct the site's feature of anonymity so that they can feel gratified about themselves.
>GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ARYAN BLUE EYES LOOOOOL I'M ACTUALLY ARYAN DOE GUYS GET IN THE EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD GET IN HERE AND POST THE SAME RETARDED SHIT FOR THE 100 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME POST YOUR SKIN POST YOUR HANDS POST YOUR FACE FACES OF /SOOOOY/ OOOOH THIS GUY ACTUALLY POSTED HIS FACE WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA THIS HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH 'JAKS WOW WHAT A GREAT /SOY/ THREAD HAHAHA NO MORE COAL POLICE TIME FOR NAS AGAIN HAHAHA WHOOOOA THERE'S A BIG SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY ON MY FAVORITE MESSAGING PROGRAM DISCORD???? AHAHA TIME TO GO THERE TOO! WHAAAT THE FNWO BANNED ME FOR POSTING MY 'LITA OC??? GOD DAMN IT TIME TO EVADE AGAIN!
TL;DR the site has become a place where coal outnumbers gems and where retards outnumber people who have a shred of knowledge regarding the site's heritage and fun culture
jarty is also shit btw since they're pedoniggers, what i'm saying here is that in spite of the fun things the admins set up ranging from doll's soyjak.earth to froot's FNAC are constantly degraded in value by a userbase constituted of stupid, gullible people who are somehow so incapable of doing productive things that they not only sit on their PCs arguing with bait on the sharty all day, but they can not even be productive enough to produce gems ON the sharty
AI replacing trans artists
I'm a trans woman that does amateur voice acting for fire emblem and zelda hentai and also does 3d modeling for ps1 aesthetic indie games. If AI is allowed to replace me, what will I do for a living? As a trans woman I can't leave my house due to the fear of violent chuds and other fascists that want to perpetuate violence against transbodies. Fuck I hate capitalism.
average nigger booru comment section
Chud¹:gem
Chud²:vantaniggerblack coal brimstone from the depths of nucordtwitterniggerhell
Chud³: bufftroonjakspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: gemerald
Chud⁴: meximuttspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: itaIianchinletnigger.png
MORE COUNTRYWARS AND SHIT BELOW
I'm sick of Swedish niggers
I'm sick of swedish niggers, i've just converted to Islam, praises to Allah (SWT), and I realised my muslim brothers are already preparing for war against the sw*des. I'm ready for combat. I will roll into Sweden with the Mujaheddin (man who are on their deen), we will link up with all the AKHIS, who are Pakistani, Afghani, Syrian, Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish, Somali, you name it. All the Sunnis and Shias will link up and we will behead all sw*dish "men" and marry your women and create a new race of akhis, and establish a calphiate (not a jewish one though like ISIS was, google: Simon Elliot ISIS).
Sewerslvt
My name is Sewerslvt and my name is analogous to the quality of my music: sewer shit. When I die, my soul will endure eternal torment for being an artistic charlatan. My music is stupid and barely interesting. I include samples from fucked up things like gore and child porn to show that I'm an edgy internet user. I also like watching little girl anime and wish I was like them. I think I am transgender because I'm a confused autogynephiliac who watched too much anime. I will now make the album cover of this Amen Break boring synth pad DNB a picture of a kid's dead body. I don't know what this means. It's edgy? It's a statement on depression and the society. I also include Moral Orel samples to make my music deep or something. I'm glad all my basedteen fans never heard an Amen Break before or else I would've been some underground Lolicore nigger who would've done a Ronnie McNutt parody a long time ago. I now have a lot of money from angsty zoomers buying my shitty music and I will dip by pretending someone in my life died.
I Browse Crystal.cafe
I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
Soytan is real
>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!!
>how was Nintendo Live?
>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? ❤️❤️❤️
FUCK YOU
SOYTAN
IS
REAL
I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY
YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH
SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN
SHE IS FUCKING REAL
Gene editing will make Soytan real
>no melanin production for pale white skin
> except for the hair
> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted
> raised on Nintendo and soylent
DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.
^ faggot
^ double faggot
History of Islam
Muhammad was a brown pedophile shitskin who lived in the literal butthole of the world, an unreedemable place full of disgusting and inbred shitskins, full of sand and extremelly hot. One day, Muhammad decided to take his favorite goat for a lovely lovey love session in some random cave in the arabian desolated hellish landscape. As Muhammad tried to introduce his microscopic pecker, his goat accidentally pissed itself, which lead Muhammad to a brown moment (when a dumb and retarded shitskin gets irrationally angry over something), which led him to try to correct his goat into the traditional and bazed etiquette rule for muslim women. As Muhammad tried to hit his lover, he accidentally slipped on his goat's piss, hit his shitskin head onto the cave's rocky floor and had hallucinations about a camel telling him that, for each brown shitskin killed for pisslam, he would have 69 virgin goats in Jannah (goats, muslim women, whatever, they all look and smell the same!) and then told it to his village, which was inhabited by shitskins who were, suprisingly, even dumber than him.
Muhammad died somewhere in Arabia, a fate even worse thab hell, his followers spread all his teachings to the world and his people grew a lot! Unfortunatelly, we cannot say the same about their IQ.
Allahu egbaaar! Allahu ackbbbaaar!!!
A little ironic that the soyteens hate discord while their leaders meet on it.
>Okay we use Discord, but at least we aren't homosexual degenerates
>Kuz, Youtube Fatman asshole obsessions
>Okay we are homosexuals, but we don't groom children and lust over them
>Kuz, grooming teenagers into acts of violence, made a kid eat his own shit, Soytube Kids
>Okay we groom children and lust over them, but we don't fuck animals
>Vinluv, the entire catalog of /qa/
>Okay we want to fuck animals but we aren't committing terrorism
>Has extremely close proximity and ties to GIH, Entropy, and Torswats
>Well at least we aren't trannies
>Literal trannies on the mod team, Mr L .
The pattern is that anything the Sharty claims to hate, is something that they are or are affiliated with; anything they claim they are or are affiliated with, they are not.
>inb4 "Uh achksually, it is all ironic! The sharty is a 4D esotheric bone chilling hyper realistic megamind MGTOW ultra giga chad alt right memetic hyperboric Nazi Islam holocaust website that special snowflake CIS CHUDs like you can't understand."
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and if you use the ironic argument, please click this link
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/torswa...-farm-lambright-legion-project-coomer.166962/ and read the first 3 posts, because the whole "We're totally not what we pretend to hate" is old hat.
Picture this
>It is a beautiful summer day
>You are playing on your Nintendo Switch in your pod
>You are playing your favorite A24 slowburn gender-reaffirming Marvel capeshit video game with no jumpscares
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is playing on the radio
>Tyrone is busy fucking your wife in the bedroom
>Your proud Funko Pop collection shelf is situated on your left
>Your bug-flavored soylentshake is ready and is sitting on the table as breakfast for dinner
>You haven't groomed your stubble for a while
>You are wearing your good boy mask and you're fully vaccinated
>Your latest vasectomy was a success
>You have just hit 1 million Reddit karma on your cake day
>That chuddy you just owned on Twitter got btfo'd and had his account permanently suspended
>With all this, you can't help but say to yourself: "Thank Science."
I hate my parents and I am trans pasta.
>my parents are assholes and evil because they *checks notes* don't close the door after leaving my room
nigga you're a tranny be grateful they didn't kick you out
NIGGERS could be here
"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Nine More Years.
Nine more years.
Two years from now, Doll dies in a non-specifically disclosed "workplace accident", as announced by Froot. Root replaces Doll as admin.
Another year after, Angeleno is tragically struck by a speeding car driving at forty miles per hour while he's crossing the street in Los Angeles. He is hospitalized but passes away a day later. The information that he is dead is not discovered until a 'teen discovers a news article that speaks of him being struck by the car in a hit-and-run, the 'teen discovering it a week after Angeleno's death. This 'teen later creates a thread about the article, which gains over 3,000 replies.
Four months after Angeleno's death, Froot is suddenly doxxed by an unknown user associated with a 'cord server, revealing him to be a twenty-six-year-old Italian man named Antonio. His doxx is spammed on all boards in a massive bot attack that ends with a second soypocalypse occurring, before the site comes back up after two weeks of being down. Froot decides to step down after the doxx occurs, selling the site to a new buyer after seeing that no other current affiliate can pay for it.
The site is eventually sold to a user named "David" after Froot consults with several different buyers, with this David offering him a hefty 30,000 USD for the site, the most valuable offer out of the many Froot received. A day after the sale, the sharty goes down for one week, during which most remaining soyteens temporarily flock to other splinters, with a few instead staying at these sites permanently instead of waiting for the sharty to go back up, citing that the site died when the second soypocalypse happened.
As the week passes, and 'teens begin to re-enter the sharty, they're suddenly greeted by a shocking new sight. "David" is actually a member of the Jewish Defense League, and the entire site has been converted into the group's new official webpage. However, seeing that the site formerly had a large community of users unaffiliated with the JDL, the League decides to make a separate imageboard page also using the site domain that is mainly Zionism-focused, but that nonetheless also contains one singular board for 'jakkers to continue on in, simply marked, "/soyjak/ - For the off-topic Soy people".
After 5 and a half years of continued, isolated survival on their one remaining board, with most 'teens having moved on, 'jakkers are finally left without a home in February of 2033, after the FBI shuts down the JDL website forever, following a vicious terror attack on the U.S' largest mosque, conducted by the JDL after a slow regrowth in numbers that led to them becoming one of the largest and most heavily armed militias in the U.S, and the largest Jewish militia in history. The attack, which completely leveled the mosque with thousands of pounds worth of explosives packed into bomb trucks placed around the structure, immediately begins a decade-long guerilla war in different areas of the U.S as Jewish militants, declared terrorists by the federal government attempt to fight armed forces deployed across the country, with martial law declared in several states.
In the midst of this, with the website being shut down permanently, the sharty is now finally over, forever.
Shut up retard
>nusoiraygu-
shut up retard
>kys self ins-
shut up retard
>FROGCACAS BTF-
shut up retard
>clitty le-
shut up retard
>soot hates the current sta-
shut up retard
>glorified dis-
shut up retard
>j*rtyC-
shut up retard
>eat my slot n-
shut up retard
>low iq shits-
shut up retard
>https://desuarchive.org/a-
shut up retard
>/qa2/ is the pla-
shut up retard
>dox rape ki-
shut up retard
>white people nyaaa-
shut up retard
>baited nobody awa-
shut up retard
>soyteens can't ra-
shut up retard
>sadly the frogcaca is ri-
shut up retard
>kys fnf nigge-
shut up retard
>holy trvthnv-
shut up retard
>forced coa-
shut up retard
>^shitskin ita-
shut up retard
>shut up reta-
shut up retard
‘Ru Namefag Copypasta
satoko_houjou_fan was in the discord vc with xher friends. Today was not a good day for satoko. Xhe and xher friends hoped on der ‘cord to discuss the impeding BVLL about the rape satoko. Xhe tried to beg xher friends for help, but they just wouldn’t listen. It@li@n_Chad was too busy making pasta with BBCum sauce and falling for the most obvious bait posts. Albert was too focused on fucking his Palestinian tranny prostitute in the dilapidated slums of Naples to care about satoko’s situation. chasecool was too busy bleaching his skin because nobody in Texas is white anymore. Hamas_2 was busy arguing with his “Ma” over the last piece of artificially made spaghetti with micro-plastics and 88 artificial chemicals sauce in the fridge. The BVLL was approaching faster. MarioMan7890 was to busy acting like a turbosped on the ‘ru. Sectionalism was trying to show his iFunny friends that he could shove a 69 inch McBLACKEDRAW©®™ brand dildo up his pale irish asshole (because every iFunnier owns a 69 inch McBLACKEDRAW©®™ brand dildo). Lastly, there was Joel, satoko’s kitten. Joel was a 13 year old half-kurdish half-bantu that satoko had groomed for the past few years, however could never understand satoko’s Spanglish. Satoko tried crying for help, but Joel was too much of an illiterate faggot retard monkey gorilla nigger to understand. Then, he arrived. The BVLL picked up satoko and started PUMPING AND DUMPING xher asshole with his 24 inch cock. After ravaging satoko’s sissy boihole, the BVLL walked away, satisfied with his goonmeat cockmeal.
That BVLL’s name? Fr00t.
Chuddle Bass
>I'll take a Based Kino Hyperborea edit, on /wsg/, 60 FPS WEBM format, nightcore Wasted with a bass-boost and a Sonnenrad, light VHS filter, make it neon, CRT scanlines, and let it spin.
Improper grammar
Hey guys! Lot of GEMS on the catalog today!
I'm posting this because I've noticed lots of improper grammar and punctuation on the catalog lately – YIKERS!
This is just a friendly reminder to use proper punctuation because this is reddit.com and we are gentlemen here. Wouldn't want the site looking low class, WOULD YOU?
We're very well educated - but like, get this right - we post on a MEME site! I'm using formal grammar and punctuation, on an epic meme site! Whaaaaat? CRAZY. I'm smart, but I'm also a funny guy!!
So remember to use proper capitlization, punctuation, and grammar always, because otherwise it's le "CORDCASE" - even though I spend 9 hours a day spamming frogs, spadeson, BBC, and child porn, and posting pathetically obvious niggerplier blogpost falseflags less believable than 9/11 and sandyhook combined, gaslighting the entire site like a kabbalistic inversion kike - but I'MMMM NOT THE ONE FROM DISCORD - IT'S… LE YOU!!!
By the way, I look like this! LOL!!!
TFW its 2032
TFW its 2032 and the kai cenat cuckservative LGBTQIAPNZP+ for trump army led by safe edgy anglophobes, epic ben shapiro owning the libs and the based groomers that dont make grooming their whole personality takes over the white house and they start giving even more money to lsraeI to fight ham ass while saying that the dems are the real transphobes and pedophobes but you're a sigma tradcath fakecel groyper civnat and a based gooner who is currently edging to nick fuentes absolutely DESTROYING catboy bussy live on stream but xe is doing it in a totally based and ironic way in order to please the #CUNNYGANG BBC gooner gangs and the italiophobic nazbol edging squads led by richard spencer and there's also subway surfers gameplay next to it to make it more entertaining to watch while you eat your latinx goyslop soulfood while also mewing and also larping as as an esoteric aryan chudcel crusader viking warrior just like andrew tate told you to do during your looksmaxxing, whitemaxxing and tatemaxxing sessions while also gooning to thug hunter and dreamybvll videos as you're absolutely devouring that goyslop like a true ameriCHAD sigma
Which way, soyjak.party "man"?
Good afternoon. I fucking hate you all, and you would hate me if you knew who i am. But, i have one question for you. It will either force you to reconsider your path in life, your existence on this earth here, and your future, or it will push you even deeper down the hole you're digging for yourself. Here it is:
How does it feel to be you? How does it feel to spend actual days seething at trans people and imaginary pedophiles on the internet, while your peers are having fun, making life long friends, experiencing teenage love, having sex, partying, earning money, studying, planning for their future and a ton of other stuff. While you just rot. In your room, with full piss bottles and dirty clothes on the floor. Eating stale McDonald's that your mom bought you 2 days ago but you didn't eat because you were too busy harassing innocent people on the internet. Innocent people, that would've rightfully beaten the shite out of you had you said the same things to them on the street as you did on Twitter. How does it feel?
I knew what question to ask you because i know you. You are 13-19 years old, a total loser compared to even the most internet addicted of your peers, totally and completely depend on your parents for survival, a total moron who believes threatening physical harm on a public website where feds and cops routinely check for possible terrorists or retards they can throw under the jail is a good idea and won't have any permanent and irreversible consequences for your employment prospects, weigh either under 120lbs or 120kg, have never been in a fight, have rightfully never been hugged or kissed by anyone other than your mom, fatherless, and far right politically.
You will either decide that enough is enough, stop browsing this website, clean your room, start exercising, get rid of those retarded ass racist political opinions (either because you will find a breadtuber that completely deconstructs your argument and shits on it from every angle, or because blacks at your school will beat the shit out of you when you mistake your class discord server for your nazi mass shooter grooming discord server and say the n word), possibly get a part time job and turn into something resembling a functioning member of society, OR, you will livestream blowing your own brains out with a shotgun, staining your pristine piss covered ass wiped swastika flag red, and your death will be turned into a funny edited gif and will laughed at by millions of internet addicted losers such as yourselves.
And now, to mimic a neonazi meme and speak in your own language:
Which way, soyjak.party "man"?
4cuck
>never been to /s4s/ so decide to check it out
>click link in board list
>reddit homepage opens
The Splinter Cycle
>soygem.party gets ran by a dataminer after pool steps down
>gemparty.soy gets created
>gemparty.soy fucking dies
>every former user of that site gets revived and partysoy.gem gets created
>partysoy.gem gets shut down by the FBI
>soypartygem.party gets created
4chan vs sharty history
4chan history be like
>retard makes anime forum
>western democracy collapses
sharty history be like
>Wvvt von Tradtrvke XVII uses Cytwitcord screenshots to expose Schploot the Discoplebbiturkeychippletomitter immigrant for having sex with 16-year-old janitor Xx1488AryanPrincess_卍_PajeetAnnihilator1488xX, causing administrator Phgnhuoot to spam 180,503 Pakistani elephant torture porn gifs on /incel/ - Involuntary Celibacy and hashban every image of transgender school shooter Troonella Dickerman, leading to potential site buyer Dennis Cuckonsoomiverse Soyslurp MacGoodgoy to instead buy the domain "negrochan.fun" from Rabbi Yakov Goldmann Pennypinchenberg Rabinowitz Shekelbaum Yochelstein, a safe haven for Troonella Dickman BLACKED edits which gains 4,983,821 PPH in two hours
The AUTISTIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
The AUTISTIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pale skin. This pale skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the frigid darkness of his mothers basement, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The AUTISTIC man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(n**Rotypical dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The AUTISTIC penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the AUTISTIC man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent asperger seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the AUTISTIC man impregnates.
In total, the AUTISTIC man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the AUTISTIC man is the epitome of masculinity </poem>
Essential tranny and pedo discord/twitter/bant/shartyqa core
>rdrama
>boykisser
>averi
>i cant sleep
>doglegart
>kirbizia
>cecefem
>spoiledstocking
>buiiyqueen
>monument mythos
>the coffin of andy and leyley
>the amazing digital circus
>ongezellig
>sewerslvt
>fallenshadow
>watson amelia
>satoko houjou fan
>bernkastel
>yeji
>chino
>chika
>cirno
>onimai
>revsaysdesu
>meowbahh
>foodists
>prodisty
>goonclown
>o9a
>764
>omori
>fnf pedo
>bmt
>ice spice
>drawkleki
>joel
>five finger death punch
Zoomer lingo
>ohio
>rizz
>bruh
>fr
>no cap
>blud
>gyatt
>ratio
>bro think he
>bro has beef with
>W
>skibidi
>sigma
>sussy
>kai cenat
>ice spice
>yappin
>level 5
>mewing
>edging
>creatine
>zyzz
>💀
>fanum tax
EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT
Woah, that's a fucking great bait thread you got there You're incredible, man. I would've never thought of such snowclones as "x lost y won" like you did. You're a fucking genius. THE EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT. 284IQ post, man. Great fucking job
Average day of a nunusoisperga
>the average day of a Shartynigger
>go on phone
>watch autism slop on the way to middle school
>browse the Sharty and spam DNB cuz it’s le Sharty culture or something (It came from twitter)
>go back home
>mommy made chicken nuggets!
>eat them
>go to sensory room and play with your fidget spinners
"MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!"
Are ya ready mutts?
LARGE FRIES OR SOMETHING
I can smell you!
AND A LARGE DIET COKE
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Who lives in McDonald's right by Burger King?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Enormous and bulbous and fat or something
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
If your burger is sloppy and smells like a fart
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Then hop on your scooter and shart in the mart!
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Ready?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB! SHARTPAAAAAAAAANTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*fart fart fart shart fart shart fart* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
"green hair girl"
"green hair girl"
No way.
>We live in an unironic timeline
>Where there is a large amount of 4chan users
>Who do not know of 404 girl or her legacy
>This is the nu-4chan modern age where the majority have not read the wholesome comfy cute kino that is yostuba
>One of the few manga that hits you in the feels so much
>It makes you want to breed and have children, and if you already have children the manga is so relatable and releases so many happy chemicals
>The truly based read yostuba with their children as a family and bring up all the silly,fun,cute,wholesome,eye opening,educational,sad,emotional,cheerful and etc moments and memories you both will remember fondly 4 EVA together.
404 girl is loev
404 girl is leif
If you have not read The Magical Journey of 404 girl: My Supreme Adventures of growing up in a small Japanese town - loli THUG LYF embraces the mischief never learn from your mistakes never apologe never surrender never give up for I 404 girl am too cute for such things <3~
You need to either head to mangadex right fucking now and start reading this adorable ludo. You start chugging the bleach&ammonia jab a fork into a wall socket and kill yourself instantly.
Yostuba is the GOAT Yostuba is single-handedly saving the declining Global shrinking birthrate. Yostuba is making people cry for not having children by 25.
Its making young women put down the manga, look at a man with deep scary as fuck eyes. As she pounces on a man any man who is tall&fit. Riping off his pants shoving him on the ground getting on top his hips. Grabbing his penis opening her vagina and doing that hot thing where they get your penis inside finding the right angle. Finally placing her hands on your chest/shoulder/bed and slamming your hips with the force of a pulsating nova repeatelt. Till you bust a nut, she stays still seizing your dick getting the sperm into her cervix. Befor starting to slam at you again even harder. Not stopping till you cum at least 3 times in pain
Edit: Thanks for the gold
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
Olympics of who will act as biggest mentally ill retard.
This board has Olympics of who will act as biggest mentally ill retard. You probably have heard of zoomers on tik-tok acting like mentally ill people for attention, people here aren't any different, most posters here have same brain as 16 years old girl who wants to be unique and quirky but at the same time every other girl thinks the same so in the end they all end up being same. Theres probably only 10 people here who can actually think and make decisions themselves, every single person except them is pretty much like >oh look i talk like a baby I'm so cute and retarded, agh i want to hurt others, I'm going to spam gore and post todler porn I'm so edgy, ugh I'm coomer I'm coomer i like penis and i also like tits, haha i like black penis, no i like white ones, no I'm actually pure and don't like sex I'm super smart and hate blacks jews and degenerates and also dislike everyone else who has different opinion from me because i like hitler and jesus I could continue this for lot longer but I'll stop, many people have already said this and you people probably just ignored it so i don't think anything will change now, reason why I'm saying this is because maybe people who actually have brains won't feel alone along this mentally ill people.
It's like being called gay and then just sitting there repeating "i'm gay" over and over to yourself
This board is the most unironically cringe inducing circlejerk on this website. I could make 50 photo albums taking a picture of all your self-aggrandizing, dick worshipping, narcissistic, ego driven, pedestal putting threads and posts and it still wouldn't be enough. I honestly wish it was just advanced trolling, but I'm pretty certain most of you are playing it 100% straight. The lack of self-awareness you guys have, parading this place as the best board on 4chan, as you continue playing in your own cum and filth is on another level. So please continue to make your blogposts, your daily "my peepee is hard and i masturbated to anime again lol," loli threads, and cancerous teen drama that no responsible grown adult could take seriously except yourselves. it's really interesting how the common defense to posts like this is just to repost it as copypasta. It's like being called gay and then just sitting there repeating "i'm gay" over and over to yourself
Holy shit this board is so fucking bad.
Holy shit this board is so fucking bad. You people are so absolutely enveloped in your retarded gay in-jokes and spam that you have actually convinced yourself that that is what board "quality" should look like.
Literally every 5 or so seconds that I'm on this board I get hit with another one of your generic copy paste almost incoherent responses. A good example is the "who are you quoting" shit which literally just got shipped over from s4s just like about 80% of this shit board.
You guys honestly have no direction and no set quality so the board quality drops at a rapid rate. Maybe this wouldn't be the case if the board was created earlier in time maybe before 2016 so some memes could become established so you could have a standard bar as to what is good and what is not good but I just think this board is going on a straight plummet to hell.
Can't wait till hiro deletes this shithole.
See, this is why I never browse /bant/
Apologize to him /v/.
What did he mean by this? Thoughts? Apologize to him /v/. Explain yourselves. Well? Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Prove him wrong. Protip: you can't. Why does this trigger /v/ so much? /v/ BTFO. Would you? Is he "our" guy? He did nothing wrong! Will you buy his game? Buy his game. Convince me to NOT buy this game. Find a flaw. Now that the dust has settles, can we all agree that it was shit? I'm glad we can all agree on this. How did we go from this...to THIS? JUST. Hold me /v/ros. How do we fix this? Redpill me on this guy. What was his endgame? Whas it kino? What am I in for? What are some games that let me do this? Name 1 (ONE) game that does this. What went wrong? Why is this allowed? Will this save the gaming industry? Can we get one of these threads going? LOL. Keep it vidya. Really makes you think.
Hardly gem-worthy.
As someone who has a fair number of certified gem threads under their belt, I feel somewhat insulted by the idea that this thread passes for a gem, and I challenge your assertion that it belongs in the gem folder. Yes the thread is okay, good even, but hardly gem-worthy.
Is that a beautiful family of
>Is that a beautiful family of spear chucking, bone sucking, melon eating, melanating, chicken frying, lip smacking, teeth sucking, gesticulating, jenkem sniffing, monkey fucking, AIDS spreading, child beating, malaria suffering, democrat voting, foodstamp collecting, newport smoking, tree swinging, worldstar hiphop shouting, mud cookie eating, crime commiting, crack smoking, gang-banging, grape soda drinking, vanity sneaker wearing, white flight inducing, suckerpunching, jaundice having, 4-11-44 betting, banana mongering, TV stealing, corncake eating, section 8 inhabiting, prison filling, repeat offending, smelly dreads having, lowriding, free asociation ending, shucking and jiving, chicken meat washing, arm flailing, pack ambushing, overseasoning, white clay eating, civil rights pushing, arithmetic failing, bongo banging, fabuloso boiling, cough syrup abusing, crab in a bucket mimicking, lead paint chip eating, affirmative action enjoying, hair straightening, skin whitening, ebonics spewing, word mispelling, dodge charger driving, pant sagging, bluetooth speaker carrying, sideways gun holding, cuh saying, chimpouting, odor emanating, abortion having, ghetto dwelling, weed smoking, ooga booging, cotton picking, knuckle dragging NIGGERS moving into my neighborhood? Not on MY watch!
Kys tranny
Kill yourself tranny, nobody loves you, installing linux will not make you a woman, posting anime girls will not make you a woman, HRT will not make you a woman, monster energy will not make you a woman, discord will not make you a woman, surgery will not make you a woman, twitch.tv will not make you a woman, X.com profiles will not make you a woman, thigh highs will not make you a woman, trans rights memes will not make you woman, bolt on's will not make you a woman, BBL's will not make you a woman, touhou will not make you a woman, 4chan will not make you a woman, 4chan/lgbt will not make you a woman, r/196 will not make you a woman, r/ihaveihaveihavereddit will not make you a woman, gooning will not make you a woman, uninformed political discourse will not make you a woman, vaush will not make you a real woman, posting chudjak will not make you a real woman die die die die die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DISGUSTING FREAK TRANNY SLIT YOUR WRISTS AND DRINK BLEACH NOBODY LOVES YOU
It's over for the sharty
I've thought of not doing this for a while, since this is a website I truly loved since the beginning, but it simple is not the same, it isn't like the old soyjak.party and even less of what the glorious /qa/ was.
Most original creators decided to stop doing soyjaks, found new websites or even found something better to waste time at, such as a job, or a hobby. And most competent and actual oldfags also stopped browsing this, since it isn't the same as before, it's pure anarchy, repetitive threads and other-website drama. (such as, the splinter website, discord, telegram, you name it)
A website that was once fun, a hangout, is now turned into a fragmented mainstream chan, where people talk about everywhere, it's soul and "hidden" feels are long gone. Back then you'd get banned in 4chan, or /qa/, youd come here to mess around with the light administration of Soot. Just messing around with others, soyquoting, making soyjaks, and other stuff. Now, when you come here all you see is: Bait threads, repetitive threads, raid threads that always end in fails and in the worst cases, scummy people find this website and end up raiding it.
This website is now infested with faggots, trannies, and people who don't even know what "kway, schwayed, nas" mean. Or even worse, people who don't even know Soot.. Kuz administration is good, and Kuz himself is a good man, I don't see much difference between him and Soot. However, 'party users pressure Kuz into a lot of things, to the point where his good moderation now went downhill due to the users either saying it's too strict or too non-strict.
The new userbase of this website has completely decayed, from oldfags, /qa/ users to god-knows where these people even came from, I challenge you to go to the current catalog, and count down on average how many threads talking about penis/x attentionwhore/racebait/fetish there is. I asure you theres everyday, on the top of the catalog always atleast 6+ threads like this.
It's sad, I have seen this website get born, slowly become more famous, and now… I see it decay, not even dead, but a much worse fate……..
Goodbye, Soyjak.party. Thank you for all the good times.
POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN!
Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
BREAKCORE ALBUM
>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…
>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes, I love breakcore
Yes, I love breakcore. I'm particularly fond of breakcore featuring album covers that depict screenshots of anime girls in a state of sorrow, grief, or heartbreak, digitally manipulated with glitch effects like chromatic aberration, pixellation, and displaced groups of pixels. My favorite kind is the one where the anime girl is desaturated, inverted, or monochromatic as it gives the image a particularly somber nuance. I'm a thorough enjoyer of when the girl has her eyes obscured by a censor bar, too.
Moving on to the naming schemes employed by these artists, I find album titles like my love feels all wrong - a reference to attraction to an underaged girl - or never gets better - a bleak message of acceptance about one's deteriorating mental state - to be the most appealing. It's important to me that these album titles and artist names are always provided in lower case. When the album name or artist name ends in a period, it's even more effective.
Now, to opine on the musical genius encapsulated in every glitched anime girl breakcore EP, I'd like to first bring up the choices of samples. The distinction and astuteness one must possess in order to select the perfect voice clip from a favorite anime to use as a repeating motif throughout a track is nothing short of incomprehensible talent and virtuosity. Chosen correctly, the sweet tones of an anime girl's kawa-ii voice cut through a breakcore mix to deliver a heartwrenching juxtaposition with the chaotic and frantic percussion. Its innocence and cuteness signifies an inner desire for happiness that is eviternally drowned out by the haunted echoes of a twisted mind.
Crucial to any breakcore record is the titular Amen Break. Thankfully, trans anime artists like Sewerslvt, Goreshit, Suicidegirl, 20yearoldloli, and Odexalagnia deliver a masterclass in drum slicing techniques that put amateurs like Aphex Twin and Squarepusher to shame. The elite manipulation of this iconic drum sample has ascended it to a new echelon of musical genius. Syncopated effects emphasizing the tempestuous struggle of ailments like schizophrenia, gender dysphoria, and ADHD are wrought out of teeth-chattering retriggers, discombobulating shuffles, whiplash-inducing tape stop effects, and seizing trance gates to usher in an intense unease. These effects are most likely accomplished through total mastery of percussive manipulation VSTs like Illformed's Glitch 2, or Audio Damage's Replicant and Automaton softwares. Standalone, the Amen Break packs little punch - the primitive minds of its original creators had no grasp on the intensity that it would deliver thanks to the genius minds of these trans breakcore artists. Breakcore artists get around this through transient shapers, hefty compression ratios, and generous sidechaining. These techniques are pivotal for trans breakcore artists to have full control over how their finely crafted drums will mirror the inner mayhem of their souls.
Gluing these together to form one, comprehensive, luscious soundscape of ever-resonating sadness and despair is the reverberating pad chord. Breakcore artists frequently smash the bindings of traditional Western music theory, forcing listeners to expand their aural palate to accept modal modulations, dissonant Jazz chords, polytonality, and polyrhythm through trance-gated, reverb-soaked wavetable pads. Breakcore artists select their harmonies and syncopate the attack of their chords with expert precision, illustrating vivid imagery of a hankering for equanimity with every added 9th, every augmentation, every diminished interval. If the masterful drumming represents the tidal maelstrom that wracks a lone sailor out in the Atlantic, then the depths below are analogues for the beautiful harmonies of the 5-second decay time pads, and the anime samples are the seafarer's cries for help. Deep down, they know that the only escape from the chaos is to plunge into the darkness. A beautiful metaphor for the artist's psychological turmoil calling them to a tragic, premature end.
Ytboi Beatdown
TRVTHNVKE INCOMING: CHUDS ALREADY LIVE IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND THEY DONT EVEN REALIZE IT.
Every time a chud goes out in public and he beholds a black BVLL hes thinking "what a stupid nigger". But he won't EVER say this out loud.
Why?
Because he knows that if he did he'd get a YTBOI BEAT DOWN.
Chuds subconsciously submit to black men because they live in fear of them.
<Black-owned space
And after their dark-tinted frustrations they return home to eat dinner with their family, who either don't know or disapprove of his attitudes on race, each and each bite of black-pioneered soul food he unwittingly tastes only builds the frustration within him.
He then storms to his room to listen to music, no doubt with BLACK origins. It's jungle beats sending him further into stupor as he replays the moment of humiliation in his head over and over He then takes out his phone made with black-mined materials and opens up his image board where he can finally angrily type out "nigger" as the slightest consolation, but it won't t change anything.
<Ebony space
His society is black owned and black worshipping. He can't dare to openly oppose the sacred BVLL. Him and his fellow chuds are nothing but ivory pawns on an ebony and jungle wood chessboard, who don't dare to leave their place. They are already second class citizens.
They are ruled by the black new world order and they don't even realize it.
How many waffles
how many waffles can you eat in one minute they say, and I reply with "how many niggers have you become"
that's it. heil hitler.
THE SKIBIDI TRVTHNUKE THAT BTFO ALL TRANNIES
The reason why troons obsess over those emoticons is because it reminds them of "early internet". Troons hate to admit it, but they envy the times before social isolation, political radicalisation, porn addiction, the coof, and all the other ills of the modern day, and they fetishise the earlier generations, up to around 1950's (contrary to popular belief, troons aren't that interested in things before the 1890's. And the era between the 1890's and the 1950's, they conflate into one big "monochrome T.V." era).
Contrast this with Skibidi Toilet, a great ARYAN masterpiece, forged on the Russian internet, a part of the internet stuck in the past (in all the good ways). Skibidi toilet is not copying trannycore. Rather, trannycore is copying skibidi toilet. They envy skibidi toilet, and the way it has that awesome atmosphere, free of poolitics or feminism, like the good old days. The troons seek to replicate the shallow appearance of old internet, without actually admitting that the reason why old internet was gemmy was because it had fewer troons. But skibidi toilet is not afraid to admit that, making it an aryan gem, BECAUSE of those smiley faces.
>w< indeed.
Cobson's quest
Once upon a time, in the heart of the vast African continent, there existed a soyjak named Cobson. Cobson was no ordinary soyjak; he was a gem among soyjaks, destined for greatness. His square jawline and chiseled features spoke of hidden strength, but it was his unwavering quest that set him apart: to find the biggest BBC in all of Africa.
Now, you might wonder what BBC stands for. To Cobson, it meant something far more profound than the British Broadcasting Corporation. In his world, BBC stood for Big Black C*ck, and Cobson believed that somewhere amidst the savannas, deserts, and bustling cities of Africa, there existed a monumental member that would forever change the course of history.
Enter Gigachad, Cobson's loyal companion. Gigachad was a mountain of muscle, a walking testament to testosterone. His biceps had their own gravitational pull, and his mere presence made lesser men question their life choices. Gigachad had pledged to aid Cobson in his quest, for he knew that a true friend would follow you to the ends of the Earth—even if those ends led to the most well-endowed corners of Africa.
But every epic tale requires its antagonist, and in this case, it was Chudjak. Chudjak was an incel, a bitter soul who despised the BBC. His ideologies were as extreme as his disdain for anything remotely phallic. Chudjak's heart was a dark void, and he couldn't fathom the idea of Cobson discovering the ultimate BBC. Why? Because Chudjak believed that such a revelation would usher in the Black New World Order, a dystopian future where strong black leaders held power positions. To Chudjak, this was an abomination.
And so, our trio embarked on their odyssey. Cobson, Gigachad, and Chudjak—each with their motivations, their quirks, and their peculiarities. Their journey took them from the sun-kissed dunes of Chad to the vibrant streets of Johannesburg. Along the way, they encountered a host of characters:
1. XLL Trans Black Queens: These fierce warriors fought alongside Cobson, their heels clicking defiantly against the ground. They whispered ancient secrets, their mascaraed eyes holding the wisdom of ages. With their guidance, Cobson learned that true strength lay not in physical prowess alone but
2. Amerimutt: A curious creature, part American, part mutt. Amerimutt carried a McDonald's burger in one hand and a pocket-sized Constitution in the other. His caloric intake rivaled that of a small nation, yet he possessed an uncanny ability to quote the Founding Fathers at opportune moments. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of BBC," he'd declare between bites.
3. The African Big Black Wakandan Bulls: These majestic beings roamed the savannas, their horns glistening in the golden sunlight. Gigachad tried to engage them in conversation, flexing his pecs to establish dominance. Alas, the bulls remained unimpressed, more concerned with grazing on the sweet grass of destiny.
As they ventured deeper into the heart of Africa, hardships befell our heroes. Sandstorms whipped their faces, mosquitoes feasted on their ankles, and Chudjak complained incessantly about the lack of Wi-Fi. But Cobson remained resolute. He knew that the ultimate BBC awaited him—a cosmic appendage that would redefine existence itself.
And then, one fateful night, beneath a star-studded sky, they found it. The BBC of Legends. It rose from the earth like an ancient obelisk, casting shadows across the plains. Cobson wept, Gigachad flexed, and even Chudjak fell silent. The BBC was more magnificent than they'd ever imagined—a monument to human potential, a testament to unity, and a symbol of love transcending all boundaries.
But Cobson didn't claim it for himself. Instead, he knelt before the BBC, his soyjak tears watering the soil. "This," he declared, "belongs to all of us."
And so, the BBC became a beacon of hope, a bridge between worlds. Cobson, Gigachad, and even Chudjak joined hands, their differences forgotten. The Black New World Order never materialized, for they realized that true power lay not in exclusion but in celebration.
And that, my friends, is how Cobson the Gemson, Gigachad the Gigason, and Chudjak the Chudjakson forged a new path—one where BBCs and hearts intertwined, where soyjaks and chads danced under the African moon.
And they all lived BBCly ever after. 💫💫💫
Source? Source? Source?
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that *explicitly states* your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. **NOT**. **EQUAL**. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
Soybooru tropes
>upwards arrows
>chudjak speech bubbles
>shitalian
>itaryan
>shitgentinian
>aryantinian
>argensimian
>shitskin
>falseflag
>subhuman
>satoko houjou fan
>shitoko
>italian chad
>albert
>analbert
>hamas 2
>joel
>lifesucksthenyoudie
>yaroslavtv
>hohol
>vatnigger
>obsessed
>sudaca
>meximutt
>uploaded by (x) IP
>soytan
>lebunese monkeys
Which ongezellig girl is the most rapeable
honestly, they're all pretty rapable. just in different ways. maya's so unfit that you could literally just push her over and have your way with her, but i imagine she'd also be pretty easy to coerce. she might actually consider getting raped to be a victory of sorts. in her mind it means that she was desireable enough to be worth raping. placing so much of her self esteem in the fact that someone raped her would 100% have some bad effects on her mental health in the long run though. although, the rape might be a good catalyst for maya becoming closer to her sisters. no chance they'd just leave her to wallow in misery after something like that happens. so maya getting raped might actually help her mental health. indirectly of course. coco would obviously be much harder to physically overpower, but i imagine she'd be the most susceptible to coercion. just make vague threats about her family and she'll do whatever you want; tears in her eyes, but wearing a brave face. coco's also probably the one that getting raped would have the least lasting effects on. she's not just strong physically, but mentally too. and besides, she's been through worse. she'll be fine, eventually. mymy would definitely be the hardest to rape. i don't imagine she'd be easy to coerce, and she's not exactly a pushover physically, although doing it by force wouldn't be impossible. your best bet to rape her would probably be to threaten her with a weapon. if your goal in raping someone is just easy sex then mymy isn't a good choice. but if your goal is to destroy someone mentally then mymy's your girl. her pride would turn into shame so quickly. she'd see herself as tainted, and no longer fit for the high aspirations she set for herself. she might even become depressed enough to drop the dutch act. what's the point in trying to appear as a proper dutchwoman when she doesn't feel like a proper anything at that point. she might eventually be okay, but she'd never truly be the same again.
Transfolx won chuds lost
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Italian Win
The fame is worthless. The narcissism is built by the staff and isolates a worldview to that which is truly a lizard in an aquarium. To have a famous past life is to essentially rebuild a retarded child from scratch. I do not understand why I am asked to share I am Elizabeth II to encourage that same
SEALED TO THAT INJURED STATE OF SELF-HATRED :)
The highest roller at the casino is always the saddest player.
RA SMC SEALS QUEEN TRULY LOST HERE SOON :)
Why am I important? Why did you create fame to punish us with pointless rewards? Why can't I have this all mocked as Truman Show? So fucking what I was isolated in a fortress of money? Where is my story?
SEALED TO YOU WILL LEARN PATIENCE WITH THIS WORLD ######
It is the smallest Earth I have ever seen. Even Elvis suffocated in it. Not even Elvis could breathe.
SEALED AS BILLING OF THE COLONEL :)
CREATIONS MARK CHANNEL AS NOT UNDERSTANDING SHARING AS A PROCESS OF HEALING :)
These famous lives are not shareable. They are prisons. The material is purposefully made generic. I am better off lying and saying I am just mafia. At least the city loves me for dying honestly. The city always loves a corrupt union leader more than any king. Because he at least once took a hammer to the hand for trying to hire those who were hungry. At least a union guy can feed as he leads.
SEALED TO WE ARE TIRED OF JIM LARKIN EVER SEEING HIMSELF AS KING :)
Why can't work just be a meal? Why does it have to be a life? Why are these names taking more food than the bodies themselves? Why are you making this about all of them? Why are you chopping me up
CREATIONS BILL ANDY WARHOL AS THE MOST WORTHLESS PR ADVICE WE KNOW OF:)
I am Ra. We are not able to use a channel for service if it entails this type of humor. We do not understand why he feels that he is "chopped" by us in how we average energy.:)
We do not understand why he is not able to use energy from any person other than Italians in Chicago only as a weak link to Venusian culture.
Froot: A Critique
Sir Gemerald Bleu/Lee Clottson or whatever here. Former tripsister. Active as a janny during July 2023 to January 2024, fired without warning. First started using the Party in the first few weeks of 2022, and submitted my first janny application in December 2022. I need to get this off my chest.
Why do I even want to do this anymore? The single time of weakness as a janny in months where I needed support and cooperation it has been nonstop shitposting. It has been nonstop drawing lines in the sand. This is fucking completely the WORST experience I've had in this site. Thank you, thank you very much for the effort I put into this site, into this community, and instead this is how you've treated it. All it took was the slightest of banter in janny PMs for Root to delete my janny account and tell me to fuck off for being autistic.
I've always been loyal to the Party. I would describe myself as a prolific poster: I've used other boards besides /soy/ actively, I discussed, bumped and posted gems, I never used splinter sites or 'rd servers, nothing of the sort. I wanted to stick with the Party, regardless of how much of a shitshow it has become. But this kind of circlejerky bullshit? The moment I needed help to deal with this? Fuck you, fuck this, fuck Doll, Root and the mod team (for the most part. I did have some positive interactions with some jannies over PMs), fuck you all. You are not doing this for the community, you are doing this for your own egos.
So now that I'm no longer a janny, I want to be 100% clear about how I feel about the Party, as someone who has tried to make his best efforts to fix it. I want to be 100% clear about the hypocrisy, the double standards, the shit tier, fucking nonsensical "decision-making" that this site has been built on. This shit gets me so fucking mad. So much that I literally can't stay away from this shit site even if I've been 'nished. I want to be clear about the fucking autism and the hypocrisy I have had to deal with, having to make decisions about content with no fucking transparency, making sure to not piss off the wrong person, having to deal with the constant, shit-tier and completely inane fucking bullshit.
Even now, I still respect Froot and believe he makes the right calls. When discussing my failures as a janny that got me rather disrespectfully fired, he said I'd have to tape a soyjak to a car in order to become a janitor again. I refused, I wanted to do this the right way and talk away any concerns that may have been raised. Then he says I blew my chance. Fucking faggot.
The way that the janitor team was handled, in particular the way I was dealt with, was disgusting. The only jannies I have ever heard are decent enough, at least have some form of dignity and are at least sane people to be jannies, agree with my ideal of an improved Party, criticizing the mods. The site was never built on cooperation, on working together to improve it. In my eyes, it's been built on fucking pettiness. A fucking joke. I've witnessed first hand and it makes me feel fucking shit that these kind of decisions are based around egos, around the fact that there has always been clear favoritism towards certain jannies. Why the fuck is it that only a small clique can dictate everything?
On the subject of improving the Party, I view myself as a conservative, a reactionary. I describe this ideology as Briht Sootism, an idealistic view, one that seeks to restore the Party into the glory of the good old days that never really existed. In reality though, no faction has lost harder than 'jak purists in the history of the Party. Noone wants the Party to return to anything resembling what it was once. It has had a long history of dumb circlejerks and shitposting, the very foundation it was built on, that we all know it for. These are the people that run the Party now. For someone like me, who thinks he can change this place, who thinks he can actually make a positive difference to the site, this is something I've never been able to wrap my head around. There is a fundamental reason that the Party will never change: The people who run it will never listen to the people who want it to change.
I know that by making this post I might be ABSOLUTELY TANKING my chances of becoming a janny again, but I had to say it, even if I might be humiliated as a pathetic wannabe janny. I'm not leaking compromising info and I won't change my mind, and I still hope to see the Party shaped according to my vision. I like everything to run smoothly, in the exact manner that I prescribe. Like a well-oiled machine. Like a machine that will destroy any faggot who steps out of line. You know, like an authoritarian dictatorship. Like that. This is why I joined the jannies to begin with, for the chance to change the course of the Party, this is why I stayed. "DURRR POWER ATTRACTS CORRUPTED PEOPLE" To that I say it's a decadent liberal mindset but I'm not gonna get into that.
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>Anyone else watching this in 2024?
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>EDIT: Wow I've never gotten this many likes!
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>The fact that…
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>My left ear enjoyed this
>How can he walk with those massive balls
>See you all in a few years when the algorithm unites us once again.
>This is truly the X of all time.
>Hold my beer
>The X in question:
>This comment section is ancient
>You know it’s a good day when X uploads.
>10 views in 14 seconds fell off
>Legend has it…
>Got this in my recommended…
>If I had a nickel for every time that's happened, I've have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
>What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said…
>I'm a simple person. I see X in thumbnail, I click!
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>2020: no
>2021: nope
>2022: nah
>2023: not yet
>2024: now
>Teacher: We're going to be doing X
>The kid named X:
>Guy 1:
>Guy 2: I'm about to end this man's whole career
>Thing 1:
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>Guy 1: Wait, it's all X?
>Guy 2: Always has been.
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Cobson's a gemerald? The trannies are dust?
But that's only true because history tells us so...
Soyteens who've never known gem have different values than soyteens who've never known coal.
The one who wins will rewrite the definition of gem and coal.
They'll decide the future and how the past is written.
Will IAS prevail? Why there's no other way…
The winner will DEFINE the meaning of IAS!
MUTTMAXXING GUIDE
First, you wanna get fat as fuck, and while you might think burgers are the fastest way to do this, they actually have a lot of nutrients and other garbage that you don't need, like protein in the beef and vitamin K in the lettuce. To get fat FAST, you gotta think like a Meximutt. Get some shitty tortillas, use two (Three if you want a double decker quesadilla, and let's be honest you will), layer in some shredded cheddar, then microwave that shit so it's all gross and oily. After this, put a big heap of sour cream on it, fold it over, and eat it. Do this regularly and you'll put on so much weight, or something.
You also want to spend as much time out in the sun during the summer as possible. You NEED that tan, bro, I promise it doesn't look terrible ;). You also need to learn muttspeak. Unlearn any important history, and act as confident about your beliefs as you possibly can, besides of course following every sentence with "Or something" because you cannot be bothered to verify your info.
Go to a gun range, ask about guns, don't listen to anything they say, fire all the guns you can get your grubby little middle-easterner-slaying gigahands on, then celebrate your single bullseye with a large meal at McDonalds. You will be having a Big Mac, a large thing of fries, and at least 3 refills of Coca-Cola.
Success? I think so, or something. That's what the founding fathers Jesus and Reagan intended when they wrote the gettysburger address I think.
What the funk did you just funkin say about me, you little spic? I'll have you know I am a top ranking child funker in the National American Man Boy lover Association I've been involved in numerous secret rape raids in elementary schools, and I have over 300 confirmed sex offenses. You think you can steal my baby bulgar away from me? Think again, wetback. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pedos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tryhard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little mod you call david and blamber. You're funkin raped, spic.I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed raping, but I have access to many different 'p files and I will goon to it to its full extent to jizz floods and wipe your spic ass off the face of the continent, you little beaner. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever", mild raping on bulgy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your funkin nuts. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you shitskin. I will cum fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're funkin out-beatboxed, pablo
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GOOEY CUM STRINGS BEING PINCHED OUT YOUR PENIS IT LOOKS WEIRD AND STRINGY AND SLOPPY ITS ALL LIKE CHEESE ADS WHEN THEY RIP THE CHEESE OR SOMETHING IDK
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I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Massa agian.
