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Friends with someone who loves wojacks

I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.

He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.

He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.

Amerimutt school schedule

>6:00am:Wake Up In Your Nlgger Filled Mutt Dystopia

>6:01: Check Your IPhone 666 Googolplex For The Latest Shekeltok E-Thot Posts

>6:02: Click On The Mudshark Teen Twerking To Nłgger Rap #999 Googolplex

>6:03: Say "Made For ВВС"

>6:04-6:14: Spend Ten Minutes 'ooning To It

>6:15: Bust A Circumsized Mutt Load Like Dr. Shekelberg Recommended

>6:16: Get Out Of Your Mcdonald's Bed

>6:17:Go To The Shartroom

>6:18 To 6:25: Dump Massive Mcsharts In The Skibidi Toilet

>6:25: Flush Your Big Black Caca

>6:26: Wash Hands With Hormone Disrupting Soap With Microplastic Beads

>6:27: Wash Face With Hormone Disrupting Facial Wash

>6:28: Clean Out Eye Boogers, Blow Your Nose, Spit Phlegm Into The Sink, Wash Your Mouth Out And Clean In Between Your Teeth For Mcdonald's Foot Particles

>6:28-6:30: Brush Your Teeth With Fluoridated Toothpaste

>6:31: Use Alcohol Básed Mouthwash

>6:32: Take Your Clothes Off

>6:33: Bath In Atrazine Estrogen HRT Water

>6:34-6:40: Bath With Hormone Disrupting Soap And Shampoo

>6:40: Get Out The Shoah!(Oy Vey Dis Is Just Like Heckin' Holocaust)

>6:41-6:50: Spend 9 Minutes Drying Your Fatty Mutt Body Off

>6:50: Put On Your Críngiest Clothes Ever, A Mcdonalds Logo Shirt And Walmart Pants

>6:51: Put On Hormone Disrupting Perfume And Deodorants(You Still Smell Like Mcdonald's Grease And Walmart Shart)

>6:52: Go Down To The Kitchen

Jaksworld rant

I think, from an objective standpoint, this is possibly the worst piece of media i have ever consumed. Not only is the plot ripped directly from redditbob, but there is absolutely no substance. The humor doesn't go beyond "hurr durr niggers and trannies! LE FUNNY!", which is somehow less funny than an amy schumer stand up tour. The titular soyjaks do not act like soyjaks in any way, shape, or form, besides spouting buzzwords. The reason why the creator used AI voices is pretty evident; xhe is clearly 13 years old and xher mother would ground xhem for saying stuff like that out loud. This absolute spirit bomb of a pilot makes Hazbin Hotel look like high art.

November 2022 oldCHAD

November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL

Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG

Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED

What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM

Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random

>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak

>/g/ - Groyper

>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs

>/meme/ - Memes

>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>/a/ - Anime

>/raid/ - Raids

>/dox/ - Doxxing

>/Giga/ - GigaChad

>/Doom/ - Doomer

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

Frognigger Demoralization

<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website

>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side

<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content

>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website

<step 5: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!

Confused Teacher on Reddit

My Student's 'Thrembometer' Started Ringing and it Ensued Into a Heated Argument

I’ve been a teacher for the past 10 years now, so I’ve seen my fair share of weird technology, however this one was a surprise. My class was going well, we were just preparing for exam week, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing alarm. I look around and I see a student pulling out what looked similar to a remote, and he said “my thrembometer’s going off.” As I was confused, I asked what thrembo was, and he said it was an imaginary integer between six and seven. I asked how this was applicable to our exam review, as this was 9th grade and currently my highest level sophomores at the most can take curriculum involving imaginary numbers, and he proceeded to say “because it just is, ok?” I called him a science-denier and he proceeded to write my sentence in green along with an arrow next to it and a bald, bearded man with glasses above it, crumpled up the paper and threw it at me. I then asked him to go to the office and he than said, in a mocking tone, “You WILL go to the principle’s office because…you just WILL, ok?” In the end, the principal and his parents were called, and it was an embarrassing moment in general. How can I deal with this in the future?

Perturbed Soyteen

I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.

I am God. I am Christ.

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder

Have you both never even taken high school level psychology? The classification of "mental disorder" has nothing to do with any complex biological science which you would need to rely on studies or peer reviewed sources for. It's a subjective observation festive on whether a given mental trait is adaptive or maladaptive to the person, their life, and the society in which they live.

According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:

>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual

>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction

>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)

>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)

>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society

<REDDIT SPACE

Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is:

>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36520248/#:~:text=Same%2Dsex%20attraction%20causally%20influenced,and%20no%20significant%20sex%20differences.)

This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.

>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not die off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.

>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.

It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.

>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!

To reiterate, the definition of a mental illness is a SUBJECTIVE DEFINITION, WITH NO DIRECTLY QUANTIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC WAY TO PROVE IT. A "peer-reviewed source" in this case is quite literally just doctors saying "erm yeah this is what we think" with nothing to back it up but their own opinion. As such, their opinion has just as much weight as yours or mine, and deferring to their authority is useless and idiotic.

Fuck You

Fuck you, fun hating faggot queer. You fucking bitch ass nigger. Enjoy your AIDS prognosis from whatever hole you got pozzed from, tranny.

You will catch on

(opposite/demoralization? version of You will never catch on)

animation memes will catch on

shoejak will catch on

Duck Life will catch on

MatPat will catch on

Scott the woz will catch on

chicken posting will catch on

flartson will catch on

ibxtoycat will catch on

cat"""jak""" will catch on

442oons will catch on

lawrence will catch on

soysuba will catch on

incredible gassy will catch on

bernkastel will catch on

averi will catch on

petra will catch on

skibidi toilet will catch on

dinoposting will catch on

froge will catch on

fisheyejak will catch on

brojak will catch on

dogjak will catch on

euromutt will catch on

seriousjak will catch on

el dun will catch on

coinjak will catch on

/soy/ lost

cytube won

discord won