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Friends with someone who loves wojacks

I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.

He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.

He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.

Amerimutt school schedule

>6:00am:Wake Up In Your Nlgger Filled Mutt Dystopia

>6:01: Check Your IPhone 666 Googolplex For The Latest Shekeltok E-Thot Posts

>6:02: Click On The Mudshark Teen Twerking To Nłgger Rap #999 Googolplex

>6:03: Say "Made For ВВС"

>6:04-6:14: Spend Ten Minutes 'ooning To It

>6:15: Bust A Circumsized Mutt Load Like Dr. Shekelberg Recommended

>6:16: Get Out Of Your Mcdonald's Bed

>6:17:Go To The Shartroom

>6:18 To 6:25: Dump Massive Mcsharts In The Skibidi Toilet

>6:25: Flush Your Big Black Caca

>6:26: Wash Hands With Hormone Disrupting Soap With Microplastic Beads

>6:27: Wash Face With Hormone Disrupting Facial Wash

>6:28: Clean Out Eye Boogers, Blow Your Nose, Spit Phlegm Into The Sink, Wash Your Mouth Out And Clean In Between Your Teeth For Mcdonald's Foot Particles

>6:28-6:30: Brush Your Teeth With Fluoridated Toothpaste

>6:31: Use Alcohol Básed Mouthwash

>6:32: Take Your Clothes Off

>6:33: Bath In Atrazine Estrogen HRT Water

>6:34-6:40: Bath With Hormone Disrupting Soap And Shampoo

>6:40: Get Out The Shoah!(Oy Vey Dis Is Just Like Heckin' Holocaust)

>6:41-6:50: Spend 9 Minutes Drying Your Fatty Mutt Body Off

>6:50: Put On Your Críngiest Clothes Ever, A Mcdonalds Logo Shirt And Walmart Pants

>6:51: Put On Hormone Disrupting Perfume And Deodorants(You Still Smell Like Mcdonald's Grease And Walmart Shart)

>6:52: Go Down To The Kitchen

Jaksworld rant

I think, from an objective standpoint, this is possibly the worst piece of media i have ever consumed. Not only is the plot ripped directly from redditbob, but there is absolutely no substance. The humor doesn't go beyond "hurr durr niggers and trannies! LE FUNNY!", which is somehow less funny than an amy schumer stand up tour. The titular soyjaks do not act like soyjaks in any way, shape, or form, besides spouting buzzwords. The reason why the creator used AI voices is pretty evident; xhe is clearly 13 years old and xher mother would ground xhem for saying stuff like that out loud. This absolute spirit bomb of a pilot makes Hazbin Hotel look like high art.

November 2022 oldCHAD

November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL

Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG

Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED

What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM

Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random

>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak

>/g/ - Groyper

>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs

>/meme/ - Memes

>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>/a/ - Anime

>/raid/ - Raids

>/dox/ - Doxxing

>/Giga/ - GigaChad

>/Doom/ - Doomer

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

Frognigger Demoralization

<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website

>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side

<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content

>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website

<step 5: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!

Confused Teacher on Reddit

My Student's 'Thrembometer' Started Ringing and it Ensued Into a Heated Argument

I’ve been a teacher for the past 10 years now, so I’ve seen my fair share of weird technology, however this one was a surprise. My class was going well, we were just preparing for exam week, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing alarm. I look around and I see a student pulling out what looked similar to a remote, and he said “my thrembometer’s going off.” As I was confused, I asked what thrembo was, and he said it was an imaginary integer between six and seven. I asked how this was applicable to our exam review, as this was 9th grade and currently my highest level sophomores at the most can take curriculum involving imaginary numbers, and he proceeded to say “because it just is, ok?” I called him a science-denier and he proceeded to write my sentence in green along with an arrow next to it and a bald, bearded man with glasses above it, crumpled up the paper and threw it at me. I then asked him to go to the office and he than said, in a mocking tone, “You WILL go to the principle’s office because…you just WILL, ok?” In the end, the principal and his parents were called, and it was an embarrassing moment in general. How can I deal with this in the future?

Perturbed Soyteen

I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.

I am God. I am Christ.

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder

Have you both never even taken high school level psychology? The classification of "mental disorder" has nothing to do with any complex biological science which you would need to rely on studies or peer reviewed sources for. It's a subjective observation festive on whether a given mental trait is adaptive or maladaptive to the person, their life, and the society in which they live.

According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:

>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual

>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction

>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)

>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)

>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society

<REDDIT SPACE

Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is:

>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36520248/#:~:text=Same%2Dsex%20attraction%20causally%20influenced,and%20no%20significant%20sex%20differences.)

This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.

>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not die off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.

>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.

It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.

>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!

To reiterate, the definition of a mental illness is a SUBJECTIVE DEFINITION, WITH NO DIRECTLY QUANTIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC WAY TO PROVE IT. A "peer-reviewed source" in this case is quite literally just doctors saying "erm yeah this is what we think" with nothing to back it up but their own opinion. As such, their opinion has just as much weight as yours or mine, and deferring to their authority is useless and idiotic.

Fuck You

Fuck you, fun hating faggot queer. You fucking bitch ass nigger. Enjoy your AIDS prognosis from whatever hole you got pozzed from, tranny.

You will catch on

(opposite/demoralization? version of You will never catch on)

animation memes will catch on

shoejak will catch on

Duck Life will catch on

MatPat will catch on

Scott the woz will catch on

chicken posting will catch on

flartson will catch on

ibxtoycat will catch on

cat"""jak""" will catch on

442oons will catch on

lawrence will catch on

soysuba will catch on

incredible gassy will catch on

bernkastel will catch on

averi will catch on

petra will catch on

skibidi toilet will catch on

dinoposting will catch on

froge will catch on

fisheyejak will catch on

brojak will catch on

dogjak will catch on

euromutt will catch on

seriousjak will catch on

el dun will catch on

coinjak will catch on

/soy/ lost

cytube won

discord won

Imageboards should have never been created

All of these should have never been created in the first place. It's a place where literal rejects of the world come together to post all kinds of ideas that are inhuman, without any consequences at all. They all get to share their most depraved thoughts that normalGODS will never get their entire lives. Despite the lack of humanity that could've happen, it has sadly become the last place of "unity" in this modern soulless world. This "unity" should have existed all the way before the internet was made, but it's too late. It's a love/hate parasitic relationship that has broken millions of people around the world, and has never made them the same.

I never wanted to see depravity of the lowest form. All thoughts that have never helped humanity at all become true in its most darkest forms - ideas that become beings, who have followers, and become part of history. Rejects who always wanted to belong, who never put the work in to return back to society. The same society who has rejected them and don't want anything to do with them. It hurts my heart seeing all those who wish to be loved, to be understood, to be thought about, to be remembered, all to find instant gratification and fleeting emotions on a site who never cared for him and may never will.

I never wanted to see corpses of people who had entire lives ahead of them, just to be turned into a mockery by those who have never understood what it is really like to see death in the face. I never wanted to see the sexual parts of a man and woman - those made by God for the holy act of sex within marriage - all to be mutilated in a demonic form of playtoys the likes of which has never been imagined at all. I never wanted to see the young generation be taught to hurt their own bodies created by God - only to hurt themselves and become "someone" they never were to be. I never wished to see how countries are filled with people who never cared for you, of the elite who'll want you dead for their personal benefit, of men who could kill you anytime for their own good, of women who'll become whores just for any ounce of attention they receive online, of boys who'll jack off to fictional women just to feel loved, of girls who never cared for their families, and people who just want someone, anyone, to hear them cry out their deepest secrets and desires.

My heart hurts so much because of this. It break for every man and woman who resort to being online just for someone to hear. Is this really the fate of all who are left behind? To browse a website with no personal interaction, no real connection, no true community, and no real family to be with? Would you really allow demoralization to kill you from the inside, until you give up on life and just die, all because the people who control the world never knew who you are?

The only thing keeping me here are the soyjaks, the real reason why this site exists. It is the only good thing these people has ever done, yet it hates even its own creation for reasons I'll never know. It's the greatest tool we have to show the world its stupidity, and to wake more people up with the truth, and help them open their eyes and rise up.

Yet from all sides, it seems that demoralizers and the immoral want us all down. Twitterfags misusing our language for their own humor. Discordtroons forcing their immorality into our site. Predditors corrupting our creations for their own self-gain. 4cuckers hating their greatest asset, all for temporary things that'll never last.

Do (You) really want this to happen? Do (You) really want all our hardwork to be gone just because those who never had any lives, those who never loved their own families, decided that it would be best to bring others down with them, to the hell that they have made themselves? Do you really want all the memories we've made, and the people we have changed, to forget all they've seen and learned from us just because those without a heart wanted to break us all down from the inside out? Do you really WANT these people, who NEVER took the first step to make friends, who NEVER experienced love, who NEVER experienced genuine happiness, who NEVER experience true joy, and who has NEVER fully lived out their lives to the greatest level they could've achieved, to destroy all what we've worked for, all the gems we've made, all the great moments we've had together, and all the memories we've built, all of it just for THEM TO BRING US ALL DOWN TO HELL AS THEY ALL TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES AND BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER?

IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, TO SEE YOUR OWN HOME DIE?

Or would (YOU) stand up and fight against the immoral, the inhuman, the soulless, the barbaric, the cold, the heartless, the callous, and the subverters to save soyjak.party and to bring soyjaks to new and greater heights the likes of which the internet has never seen before?

What would (You) do, soyteen?

Essential transcore

>The Amazing Digital Circus

>The Coffin of Andy and Leyely

>Vivziepoop
      
>MLP

>Omori

>Ongezellig

>Averi

>Snoot

>Bernkastel

>Duck Life

itt pretend this is 4cuck and i just said a shitty reddit tier comeback to someone

God I hate zoomers so much its unreal. Samefag. fucking zoomfag kys. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEK KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. >KEK Go back /pol/fag. The 40 year old virgin isn't real am I right? Kill yourself wojack shitter. Based as fuck, zoomer new fag btfo, anime website, put me in the screenshot. Built for BBC!!! Btfo. Saged. I'd rather shove a skateboard up my penis than associate with your pathetic wojak "community". fpbp. put me in the screencap. You're right, and this website proves it. put me in the screencap. Fpbp checked and kekked. fuck off wojack poster. Thanks for bringing us 1 post closer to the bump limit retard.

Twittershit Tries to Gaslight Soyteens

>soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.

>You're on a website about making fun of men who drink soy

soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.

You sound like a cheerful christian

Keep talking christian. I hear like a cheerful christian. Bump. Peace sign in the thread. Black power. Black race. BLM. God Save the King for the Allies. Biden2024 #democracy. You sing God Save the King. Solitude for peace. Peace for the people. CIA.

Bump. Cheerful christian.

Foot the Mongolian

>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? OMGSISSAAAAAAA WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA BUY THE SHARTY IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL P BMT SPAMMER FOODIST FNF PEDO QAFE AFTERPAARTY MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM

Fuck this shit website

Honestly, why are all you guys even like this, fucking mental patients. All I ever wanted was fun jakking, being a normal man, and staying away from retards like yourselves. Here are reason why I fucking hate this disgusting site.

1.Its full of trannies

2.Its disgusting

3.Your all retarded

4.I Hate everybody

5.Its discord niggercoal

6.The mods are retarded

7.All of you need to kys

8.We are all lying to oursevles, we have no right to live.

9.You Zoomer Niggers need to learn to be human, or you will destroy the earth with your subhumaness.

10.Its a American website, which should have never lived pass soot's abandonment, its truley over for me.

And 53.

ALL OF YOUR ARE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS JERKS WHO ARE GOOD AT HURTING EACH OTHER I WISH ALL OF YOU A MERRY YEAR OF NOTHINGNESS YOU STUPID MUTTS

Kiwifarms Slobbermutt

I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.

Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.

2024 sharty

That's because today's sharty is full of fags and retards. It's been like this for a couple of months (for some reason the soypocalypse seems to be the most prominent marker of "when the place went to shit") but the new year marks a new era for it, where all of our old culture inherited from the quay is now consistently overshadowed more and more every day by niggercoal variant:unknowns, gullible children, migrants from other sites who don't assimilate into the site's own culture, closeted fags/trannies who congregate on boards like /nate/ or /qa/ (these people don't go well with the sizable amount of children here, not to say the kids shouldn't leave either), low-effort posts, OC that dies within a week because retarded niggers are scared of everything being from da 'cord, and, as you mentioned, bait that keeps flooding the 'log because the average 14-year-old sharteen who joined the site in October and who came from Twitter keeps falling for it. You also have these same people continuously attention-whoring in various ways in order to completely destruct the site's feature of anonymity so that they can feel gratified about themselves.
>GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ARYAN BLUE EYES LOOOOOL I'M ACTUALLY ARYAN DOE GUYS GET IN THE EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD GET IN HERE AND POST THE SAME RETARDED SHIT FOR THE 100 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME POST YOUR SKIN POST YOUR HANDS POST YOUR FACE FACES OF /SOOOOY/ OOOOH THIS GUY ACTUALLY POSTED HIS FACE WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA THIS HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH 'JAKS WOW WHAT A GREAT /SOY/ THREAD HAHAHA NO MORE COAL POLICE TIME FOR NAS AGAIN HAHAHA WHOOOOA THERE'S A BIG SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY ON MY FAVORITE MESSAGING PROGRAM DISCORD???? AHAHA TIME TO GO THERE TOO! WHAAAT THE FNWO BANNED ME FOR POSTING MY 'LITA OC??? GOD DAMN IT TIME TO EVADE AGAIN!
TL;DR the site has become a place where coal outnumbers gems and where retards outnumber people who have a shred of knowledge regarding the site's heritage and fun culture
jarty is also shit btw since they're pedoniggers, what i'm saying here is that in spite of the fun things the admins set up ranging from doll's soyjak.earth to froot's FNAC are constantly degraded in value by a userbase constituted of stupid, gullible people who are somehow so incapable of doing productive things that they not only sit on their PCs arguing with bait on the sharty all day, but they can not even be productive enough to produce gems ON the sharty

AI replacing trans artists

I'm a trans woman that does amateur voice acting for fire emblem and zelda hentai and also does 3d modeling for ps1 aesthetic indie games. If AI is allowed to replace me, what will I do for a living? As a trans woman I can't leave my house due to the fear of violent chuds and other fascists that want to perpetuate violence against transbodies. Fuck I hate capitalism.

average nigger booru comment section

Chud¹:gem
Chud²:vantaniggerblack coal brimstone from the depths of nucordtwitterniggerhell
Chud³: bufftroonjakspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: gemerald
Chud⁴: meximuttspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: itaIianchinletnigger.png
MORE COUNTRYWARS AND SHIT BELOW

Soytan is an infection

I wish 'teens had better reading comprehension, but I digress.

Allow me to simplify.

Soytan is an infection.
I understand the slippery slope fallacy, but if we accepted soytan, the chances of the sharty becoming a SISA obsessed board would increase.

Other NAS content usually compliments and synergizes with 'jaks.
For example: TND, Applebees Door, the occasional doxx/raid thread.

It is imperative that we remain at guard against SISA NAS content, or we will become the jarty.

I'm sick of Swedish niggers

I'm sick of swedish niggers, i've just converted to Islam, praises to Allah (SWT), and I realised my muslim brothers are already preparing for war against the sw*des. I'm ready for combat. I will roll into Sweden with the Mujaheddin (man who are on their deen), we will link up with all the AKHIS, who are Pakistani, Afghani, Syrian, Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish, Somali, you name it. All the Sunnis and Shias will link up and we will behead all sw*dish "men" and marry your women and create a new race of akhis, and establish a calphiate (not a jewish one though like ISIS was, google: Simon Elliot ISIS).

Sewerslvt

My name is Sewerslvt and my name is analogous to the quality of my music: sewer shit. When I die, my soul will endure eternal torment for being an artistic charlatan. My music is stupid and barely interesting. I include samples from fucked up things like gore and child porn to show that I'm an edgy internet user. I also like watching little girl anime and wish I was like them. I think I am transgender because I'm a confused autogynephiliac who watched too much anime. I will now make the album cover of this Amen Break boring synth pad DNB a picture of a kid's dead body. I don't know what this means. It's edgy? It's a statement on depression and the society. I also include Moral Orel samples to make my music deep or something. I'm glad all my basedteen fans never heard an Amen Break before or else I would've been some underground Lolicore nigger who would've done a Ronnie McNutt parody a long time ago. I now have a lot of money from angsty zoomers buying my shitty music and I will dip by pretending someone in my life died.

I Browse Crystal.cafe

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

Soytan is real

>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!!

>how was Nintendo Live?

>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? ❤️❤️❤️

FUCK YOU SOYTAN IS REAL I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN SHE IS FUCKING REAL

Gene editing will make Soytan real

>no melanin production for pale white skin

> except for the hair

> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted

> raised on Nintendo and soylent

DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.