List of copypastas/2
A continuation of List of copypastas.
Friends with someone who loves wojacks
I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.
He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.
He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.
Amerimutt school schedule
>6:00am:Wake Up In Your Nlgger Filled Mutt Dystopia
>6:01: Check Your IPhone 666 Googolplex For The Latest Shekeltok E-Thot Posts
>6:02: Click On The Mudshark Teen Twerking To Nłgger Rap #999 Googolplex
>6:03: Say "Made For ВВС"
>6:04-6:14: Spend Ten Minutes 'ooning To It
>6:15: Bust A Circumsized Mutt Load Like Dr. Shekelberg Recommended
>6:16: Get Out Of Your Mcdonald's Bed
>6:17:Go To The Shartroom
>6:18 To 6:25: Dump Massive Mcsharts In The Skibidi Toilet
>6:25: Flush Your Big Black Caca
>6:26: Wash Hands With Hormone Disrupting Soap With Microplastic Beads
>6:27: Wash Face With Hormone Disrupting Facial Wash
>6:28: Clean Out Eye Boogers, Blow Your Nose, Spit Phlegm Into The Sink, Wash Your Mouth Out And Clean In Between Your Teeth For Mcdonald's Foot Particles
>6:28-6:30: Brush Your Teeth With Fluoridated Toothpaste
>6:31: Use Alcohol Básed Mouthwash
>6:32: Take Your Clothes Off
>6:33: Bath In Atrazine Estrogen HRT Water
>6:34-6:40: Bath With Hormone Disrupting Soap And Shampoo
>6:40: Get Out The Shoah!(Oy Vey Dis Is Just Like Heckin' Holocaust)
>6:41-6:50: Spend 9 Minutes Drying Your Fatty Mutt Body Off
>6:50: Put On Your Críngiest Clothes Ever, A Mcdonalds Logo Shirt And Walmart Pants
>6:51: Put On Hormone Disrupting Perfume And Deodorants(You Still Smell Like Mcdonald's Grease And Walmart Shart)
>6:52: Go Down To The Kitchen
Jaksworld rant
I think, from an objective standpoint, this is possibly the worst piece of media i have ever consumed. Not only is the plot ripped directly from redditbob, but there is absolutely no substance. The humor doesn't go beyond "hurr durr niggers and trannies! LE FUNNY!", which is somehow less funny than an amy schumer stand up tour. The titular soyjaks do not act like soyjaks in any way, shape, or form, besides spouting buzzwords. The reason why the creator used AI voices is pretty evident; xhe is clearly 13 years old and xher mother would ground xhem for saying stuff like that out loud. This absolute spirit bomb of a pilot makes Hazbin Hotel look like high art.
November 2022 oldCHAD
November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:
1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.
2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.
3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.
4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).
5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).
6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.
7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.
8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:
>LE GEM LE COAL
Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.
>LE GEG
Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.
>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED
What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.
>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM
Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.
9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.
10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily
11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:
>/b/ - Random
>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak
>/g/ - Groyper
>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs
>/meme/ - Memes
>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
>/a/ - Anime
>/raid/ - Raids
>/dox/ - Doxxing
>/Giga/ - GigaChad
>/Doom/ - Doomer
That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.
Frognigger Demoralization
<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website
>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side
<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content
>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website
<step 5: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!
Confused Teacher on Reddit
My Student's 'Thrembometer' Started Ringing and it Ensued Into a Heated Argument
I’ve been a teacher for the past 10 years now, so I’ve seen my fair share of weird technology, however this one was a surprise. My class was going well, we were just preparing for exam week, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing alarm. I look around and I see a student pulling out what looked similar to a remote, and he said “my thrembometer’s going off.” As I was confused, I asked what thrembo was, and he said it was an imaginary integer between six and seven. I asked how this was applicable to our exam review, as this was 9th grade and currently my highest level sophomores at the most can take curriculum involving imaginary numbers, and he proceeded to say “because it just is, ok?” I called him a science-denier and he proceeded to write my sentence in green along with an arrow next to it and a bald, bearded man with glasses above it, crumpled up the paper and threw it at me. I then asked him to go to the office and he than said, in a mocking tone, “You WILL go to the principle’s office because…you just WILL, ok?” In the end, the principal and his parents were called, and it was an embarrassing moment in general. How can I deal with this in the future?
Perturbed Soyteen
I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.
I am God. I am Christ.
I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.
Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder
Have you both never even taken high school level psychology? The classification of "mental disorder" has nothing to do with any complex biological science which you would need to rely on studies or peer reviewed sources for. It's a subjective observation festive on whether a given mental trait is adaptive or maladaptive to the person, their life, and the society in which they live.
According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:
>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual
>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction
>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)
>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)
>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society
<REDDIT SPACE
Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is:
>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study:
This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.
>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not die off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.
>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.
It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.
>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!
To reiterate, the definition of a mental illness is a SUBJECTIVE DEFINITION, WITH NO DIRECTLY QUANTIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC WAY TO PROVE IT. A "peer-reviewed source" in this case is quite literally just doctors saying "erm yeah this is what we think" with nothing to back it up but their own opinion. As such, their opinion has just as much weight as yours or mine, and deferring to their authority is useless and idiotic.
Fuck You
Fuck you, fun hating faggot queer. You fucking bitch ass nigger. Enjoy your AIDS prognosis from whatever hole you got pozzed from, tranny.
You will catch on
(opposite/demoralization? version of You will never catch on)
animation memes will catch on
shoejak will catch on
Duck Life will catch on
MatPat will catch on
Scott the woz will catch on
chicken posting will catch on
flartson will catch on
ibxtoycat will catch on
cat"""jak""" will catch on
442oons will catch on
lawrence will catch on
soysuba will catch on
incredible gassy will catch on
bernkastel will catch on
averi will catch on
petra will catch on
skibidi toilet will catch on
dinoposting will catch on
froge will catch on
fisheyejak will catch on
brojak will catch on
dogjak will catch on
euromutt will catch on
seriousjak will catch on
el dun will catch on
coinjak will catch on
/soy/ lost
cytube won
discord won
Imageboards should have never been created
All of these should have never been created in the first place. It's a place where literal rejects of the world come together to post all kinds of ideas that are inhuman, without any consequences at all. They all get to share their most depraved thoughts that normalGODS will never get their entire lives. Despite the lack of humanity that could've happen, it has sadly become the last place of "unity" in this modern soulless world. This "unity" should have existed all the way before the internet was made, but it's too late. It's a love/hate parasitic relationship that has broken millions of people around the world, and has never made them the same.
I never wanted to see depravity of the lowest form. All thoughts that have never helped humanity at all become true in its most darkest forms - ideas that become beings, who have followers, and become part of history. Rejects who always wanted to belong, who never put the work in to return back to society. The same society who has rejected them and don't want anything to do with them. It hurts my heart seeing all those who wish to be loved, to be understood, to be thought about, to be remembered, all to find instant gratification and fleeting emotions on a site who never cared for him and may never will.
I never wanted to see corpses of people who had entire lives ahead of them, just to be turned into a mockery by those who have never understood what it is really like to see death in the face. I never wanted to see the sexual parts of a man and woman - those made by God for the holy act of sex within marriage - all to be mutilated in a demonic form of playtoys the likes of which has never been imagined at all. I never wanted to see the young generation be taught to hurt their own bodies created by God - only to hurt themselves and become "someone" they never were to be. I never wished to see how countries are filled with people who never cared for you, of the elite who'll want you dead for their personal benefit, of men who could kill you anytime for their own good, of women who'll become whores just for any ounce of attention they receive online, of boys who'll jack off to fictional women just to feel loved, of girls who never cared for their families, and people who just want someone, anyone, to hear them cry out their deepest secrets and desires.
My heart hurts so much because of this. It break for every man and woman who resort to being online just for someone to hear. Is this really the fate of all who are left behind? To browse a website with no personal interaction, no real connection, no true community, and no real family to be with? Would you really allow demoralization to kill you from the inside, until you give up on life and just die, all because the people who control the world never knew who you are?
The only thing keeping me here are the soyjaks, the real reason why this site exists. It is the only good thing these people has ever done, yet it hates even its own creation for reasons I'll never know. It's the greatest tool we have to show the world its stupidity, and to wake more people up with the truth, and help them open their eyes and rise up.
Yet from all sides, it seems that demoralizers and the immoral want us all down. Twitterfags misusing our language for their own humor. Discordtroons forcing their immorality into our site. Predditors corrupting our creations for their own self-gain. 4cuckers hating their greatest asset, all for temporary things that'll never last.
Do (You) really want this to happen? Do (You) really want all our hardwork to be gone just because those who never had any lives, those who never loved their own families, decided that it would be best to bring others down with them, to the hell that they have made themselves? Do you really want all the memories we've made, and the people we have changed, to forget all they've seen and learned from us just because those without a heart wanted to break us all down from the inside out? Do you really WANT these people, who NEVER took the first step to make friends, who NEVER experienced love, who NEVER experienced genuine happiness, who NEVER experience true joy, and who has NEVER fully lived out their lives to the greatest level they could've achieved, to destroy all what we've worked for, all the gems we've made, all the great moments we've had together, and all the memories we've built, all of it just for THEM TO BRING US ALL DOWN TO HELL AS THEY ALL TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES AND BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER?
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, TO SEE YOUR OWN HOME DIE?
Or would (YOU) stand up and fight against the immoral, the inhuman, the soulless, the barbaric, the cold, the heartless, the callous, and the subverters to save soyjak.party and to bring soyjaks to new and greater heights the likes of which the internet has never seen before?
What would (You) do, soyteen?
Essential transcore
>The Amazing Digital Circus
>The Coffin of Andy and Leyely
>Vivziepoop
>MLP
>Omori
>Ongezellig
>Averi
>Snoot
>Bernkastel
>Duck Life
itt pretend this is 4cuck and i just said a shitty reddit tier comeback to someone
God I hate zoomers so much its unreal. Samefag. fucking zoomfag kys. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEK KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. >KEK Go back /pol/fag. The 40 year old virgin isn't real am I right? Kill yourself wojack shitter. Based as fuck, zoomer new fag btfo, anime website, put me in the screenshot. Built for BBC!!! Btfo. Saged. I'd rather shove a skateboard up my penis than associate with your pathetic wojak "community". fpbp. put me in the screencap. You're right, and this website proves it. put me in the screencap. Fpbp checked and kekked. fuck off wojack poster. Thanks for bringing us 1 post closer to the bump limit retard.
Twittershit Tries to Gaslight Soyteens
>You're on a website about making fun of men who drink soy
soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.
You sound like a cheerful christian
Keep talking christian. I hear like a cheerful christian. Bump. Peace sign in the thread. Black power. Black race. BLM. God Save the King for the Allies. Biden2024 #democracy. You sing God Save the King. Solitude for peace. Peace for the people. CIA.
Bump. Cheerful christian.
You sound like a seething wojak spammer
Be quiet wojak spammer. You sound like a seething wojak spammer. Sage. Yotsuba in the thread. oldCHAD power. oldCHAD race. Sieg heil for the jannies. Hiro2015 #Reich. I sieg heil. Anons for the report. report for the Admin. /lgbt/ Sage. Seething wojak spammer
You sound like a seething skrub
Mute your mic, m8. You sound like a seething skrub. Boot him off. Shock charge DSR noscope trickshot in the lobby. Faze power. MTNDEW. Get the camera for the tomahawk. Vonderhaar2024 #Reich. I tac insert for the machinima. Buffs for the dorritos. Dorritos for the win. GG. Boot him off. Seething skrub
Foot the Mongolian
>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? OMGSISSAAAAAAA WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA BUY THE SHARTY IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL P BMT SPAMMER FOODIST FNF PEDO QAFE AFTERPAARTY MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM
Fuck this shit website
Honestly, why are all you guys even like this, fucking mental patients. All I ever wanted was fun jakking, being a normal man, and staying away from retards like yourselves. Here are reason why I fucking hate this disgusting site.
1.Its full of trannies
2.Its disgusting
3.Your all retarded
4.I Hate everybody
5.Its discord niggercoal
6.The mods are retarded
7.All of you need to kys
8.We are all lying to oursevles, we have no right to live.
9.You Zoomer Niggers need to learn to be human, or you will destroy the earth with your subhumaness.
10.Its a American website, which should have never lived pass soot's abandonment, its truley over for me.
And 53.
ALL OF YOUR ARE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS JERKS WHO ARE GOOD AT HURTING EACH OTHER I WISH ALL OF YOU A MERRY YEAR OF NOTHINGNESS YOU STUPID MUTTS
Kiwifarms Slobbermutt
I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.
Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.
2024 sharty
That's because today's sharty is full of fags and retards. It's been like this for a couple of months (for some reason the soypocalypse seems to be the most prominent marker of "when the place went to shit") but the new year marks a new era for it, where all of our old culture inherited from the quay is now consistently overshadowed more and more every day by niggercoal variant:unknowns, gullible children, migrants from other sites who don't assimilate into the site's own culture, closeted fags/trannies who congregate on boards like /nate/ or /qa/ (these people don't go well with the sizable amount of children here, not to say the kids shouldn't leave either), low-effort posts, OC that dies within a week because retarded niggers are scared of everything being from da 'cord, and, as you mentioned, bait that keeps flooding the 'log because the average 14-year-old sharteen who joined the site in October and who came from Twitter keeps falling for it. You also have these same people continuously attention-whoring in various ways in order to completely destruct the site's feature of anonymity so that they can feel gratified about themselves.
>GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ARYAN BLUE EYES LOOOOOL I'M ACTUALLY ARYAN DOE GUYS GET IN THE EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD GET IN HERE AND POST THE SAME RETARDED SHIT FOR THE 100 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME POST YOUR SKIN POST YOUR HANDS POST YOUR FACE FACES OF /SOOOOY/ OOOOH THIS GUY ACTUALLY POSTED HIS FACE WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA THIS HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH 'JAKS WOW WHAT A GREAT /SOY/ THREAD HAHAHA NO MORE COAL POLICE TIME FOR NAS AGAIN HAHAHA WHOOOOA THERE'S A BIG SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY ON MY FAVORITE MESSAGING PROGRAM DISCORD???? AHAHA TIME TO GO THERE TOO! WHAAAT THE FNWO BANNED ME FOR POSTING MY 'LITA OC??? GOD DAMN IT TIME TO EVADE AGAIN!
TL;DR the site has become a place where coal outnumbers gems and where retards outnumber people who have a shred of knowledge regarding the site's heritage and fun culture
jarty is also shit btw since they're pedoniggers, what i'm saying here is that in spite of the fun things the admins set up ranging from doll's soyjak.earth to froot's FNAC are constantly degraded in value by a userbase constituted of stupid, gullible people who are somehow so incapable of doing productive things that they not only sit on their PCs arguing with bait on the sharty all day, but they can not even be productive enough to produce gems ON the sharty
AI replacing trans artists
I'm a trans woman that does amateur voice acting for fire emblem and zelda hentai and also does 3d modeling for ps1 aesthetic indie games. If AI is allowed to replace me, what will I do for a living? As a trans woman I can't leave my house due to the fear of violent chuds and other fascists that want to perpetuate violence against transbodies. Fuck I hate capitalism.
average nigger booru comment section
Chud¹:gem
Chud²:vantaniggerblack coal brimstone from the depths of nucordtwitterniggerhell
Chud³: bufftroonjakspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: gemerald
Chud⁴: meximuttspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: itaIianchinletnigger.png
MORE COUNTRYWARS AND SHIT BELOW
Soytan is an infection
I wish 'teens had better reading comprehension, but I digress.
Allow me to simplify.
Soytan is an infection.
I understand the slippery slope fallacy, but if we accepted soytan, the chances of the sharty becoming a SISA obsessed board would increase.
Other NAS content usually compliments and synergizes with 'jaks.
For example: TND, Applebees Door, the occasional doxx/raid thread.
It is imperative that we remain at guard against SISA NAS content, or we will become the jarty.
I'm sick of Swedish niggers
I'm sick of swedish niggers, i've just converted to Islam, praises to Allah (SWT), and I realised my muslim brothers are already preparing for war against the sw*des. I'm ready for combat. I will roll into Sweden with the Mujaheddin (man who are on their deen), we will link up with all the AKHIS, who are Pakistani, Afghani, Syrian, Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish, Somali, you name it. All the Sunnis and Shias will link up and we will behead all sw*dish "men" and marry your women and create a new race of akhis, and establish a calphiate (not a jewish one though like ISIS was, google: Simon Elliot ISIS).
Sewerslvt
My name is Sewerslvt and my name is analogous to the quality of my music: sewer shit. When I die, my soul will endure eternal torment for being an artistic charlatan. My music is stupid and barely interesting. I include samples from fucked up things like gore and child porn to show that I'm an edgy internet user. I also like watching little girl anime and wish I was like them. I think I am transgender because I'm a confused autogynephiliac who watched too much anime. I will now make the album cover of this Amen Break boring synth pad DNB a picture of a kid's dead body. I don't know what this means. It's edgy? It's a statement on depression and the society. I also include Moral Orel samples to make my music deep or something. I'm glad all my basedteen fans never heard an Amen Break before or else I would've been some underground Lolicore nigger who would've done a Ronnie McNutt parody a long time ago. I now have a lot of money from angsty zoomers buying my shitty music and I will dip by pretending someone in my life died.
I Browse Crystal.cafe
I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
Soytan is real
>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!!
>how was Nintendo Live?
>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? ❤️❤️❤️
FUCK YOU
SOYTAN
IS
REAL
I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY
YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH
SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN
SHE IS FUCKING REAL
Gene editing will make Soytan real
>no melanin production for pale white skin
> except for the hair
> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted
> raised on Nintendo and soylent
DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.
^ faggot
^ double faggot
History of Islam
Muhammad was a brown pedophile shitskin who lived in the literal butthole of the world, an unreedemable place full of disgusting and inbred shitskins, full of sand and extremelly hot. One day, Muhammad decided to take his favorite goat for a lovely lovey love session in some random cave in the arabian desolated hellish landscape. As Muhammad tried to introduce his microscopic pecker, his goat accidentally pissed itself, which lead Muhammad to a brown moment (when a dumb and retarded shitskin gets irrationally angry over something), which led him to try to correct his goat into the traditional and bazed etiquette rule for muslim women. As Muhammad tried to hit his lover, he accidentally slipped on his goat's piss, hit his shitskin head onto the cave's rocky floor and had hallucinations about a camel telling him that, for each brown shitskin killed for pisslam, he would have 69 virgin goats in Jannah (goats, muslim women, whatever, they all look and smell the same!) and then told it to his village, which was inhabited by shitskins who were, suprisingly, even dumber than him.
Muhammad died somewhere in Arabia, a fate even worse thab hell, his followers spread all his teachings to the world and his people grew a lot! Unfortunatelly, we cannot say the same about their IQ.
Allahu egbaaar! Allahu ackbbbaaar!!!
A little ironic that the soyteens hate discord while their leaders meet on it.
>Okay we use Discord, but at least we aren't homosexual degenerates
>Kuz, Youtube Fatman asshole obsessions
>Okay we are homosexuals, but we don't groom children and lust over them
>Kuz, grooming teenagers into acts of violence, made a kid eat his own shit, Soytube Kids
>Okay we groom children and lust over them, but we don't fuck animals
>Vinluv, the entire catalog of /qa/
>Okay we want to fuck animals but we aren't committing terrorism
>Has extremely close proximity and ties to GIH, Entropy, and Torswats
>Well at least we aren't trannies
>Literal trannies on the mod team, Mr L .
The pattern is that anything the Sharty claims to hate, is something that they are or are affiliated with; anything they claim they are or are affiliated with, they are not.
>inb4 "Uh achksually, it is all ironic! The sharty is a 4D esotheric bone chilling hyper realistic megamind MGTOW ultra giga chad alt right memetic hyperboric Nazi Islam holocaust website that special snowflake CIS CHUDs like you can't understand."
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and if you use the ironic argument, please click this link
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/torswa...-farm-lambright-legion-project-coomer.166962/ and read the first 3 posts, because the whole "We're totally not what we pretend to hate" is old hat.
Picture this
>It is a beautiful summer day
>You are playing on your Nintendo Switch in your pod
>You are playing your favorite A24 slowburn gender-reaffirming Marvel capeshit video game with no jumpscares
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is playing on the radio
>Tyrone is busy fucking your wife in the bedroom
>Your proud Funko Pop collection shelf is situated on your left
>Your bug-flavored soylentshake is ready and is sitting on the table as breakfast for dinner
>You haven't groomed your stubble for a while
>You are wearing your good boy mask and you're fully vaccinated
>Your latest vasectomy was a success
>You have just hit 1 million Reddit karma on your cake day
>That chuddy you just owned on Twitter got btfo'd and had his account permanently suspended
>With all this, you can't help but say to yourself: "Thank Science."
I hate my parents and I am trans pasta.
>my parents are assholes and evil because they *checks notes* don't close the door after leaving my room
nigga you're a tranny be grateful they didn't kick you out
Nine More Years.
Nine more years. Two years from now, Doll dies in a non-specifically disclosed "workplace accident", as announced by Froot. Root replaces Doll as admin. Another year after, Angeleno is tragically struck by a speeding car driving at forty miles per hour while he's crossing the street in Los Angeles. He is hospitalized but passes away a day later. The information that he is dead is not discovered until a 'teen discovers a news article that speaks of him being struck by the car in a hit-and-run, the 'teen discovering it a week after Angeleno's death. This 'teen later creates a thread about the article, which gains over 3,000 replies. Four months after Angeleno's death, Froot is suddenly doxxed by an unknown user associated with a 'cord server, revealing him to be a twenty-six-year-old Italian man named Antonio. His doxx is spammed on all boards in a massive bot attack that ends with a second soypocalypse occurring, before the site comes back up after two weeks of being down. Froot decides to step down after the doxx occurs, selling the site to a new buyer after seeing that no other current affiliate can pay for it. The site is eventually sold to a user named "David" after Froot consults with several different buyers, with this David offering him a hefty 30,000 USD for the site, the most valuable offer out of the many Froot received. A day after the sale, the sharty goes down for one week, during which most remaining soyteens temporarily flock to other splinters, with a few instead staying at these sites permanently instead of waiting for the sharty to go back up, citing that the site died when the second soypocalypse happened. As the week passes, and 'teens begin to re-enter the sharty, they're suddenly greeted by a shocking new sight. "David" is actually a member of the Jewish Defense League, and the entire site has been converted into the group's new official webpage. However, seeing that the site formerly had a large community of users unaffiliated with the JDL, the League decides to make a separate imageboard page also using the site domain that is mainly Zionism-focused, but that nonetheless also contains one singular board for 'jakkers to continue on in, simply marked, "/soyjak/ - For the off-topic Soy people". After 5 and a half years of continued, isolated survival on their one remaining board, with most 'teens having moved on, 'jakkers are finally left without a home in February of 2033, after the FBI shuts down the JDL website forever, following a vicious terror attack on the U.S' largest mosque, conducted by the JDL after a slow regrowth in numbers that led to them becoming one of the largest and most heavily armed militias in the U.S, and the largest Jewish militia in history. The attack, which completely leveled the mosque with thousands of pounds worth of explosives packed into bomb trucks placed around the structure, immediately begins a decade-long guerilla war in different areas of the U.S as Jewish militants, declared terrorists by the federal government attempt to fight armed forces deployed across the country, with martial law declared in several states. In the midst of this, with the website being shut down permanently, the sharty is now finally over, forever.
Shut up retard
>nusoiraygu-
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>kys self ins-
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>FROGCACAS BTF-
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>clitty le-
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>soot hates the current sta-
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>glorified dis-
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>j*rtyC-
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>eat my slot n-
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>low iq shits-
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>https://desuarchive.org/a-
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>/qa2/ is the pla-
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>dox rape ki-
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>white people nyaaa-
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>baited nobody awa-
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>soyteens can't ra-
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>sadly the frogcaca is ri-
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>kys fnf nigge-
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>holy trvthnv-
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>forced coa-
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>^shitskin ita-
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‘Ru Namefag Copypasta
satoko_houjou_fan was in the discord vc with xher friends. Today was not a good day for satoko. Xhe and xher friends hoped on der ‘cord to discuss the impeding BVLL about the rape satoko. Xhe tried to beg xher friends for help, but they just wouldn’t listen. It@li@n_Chad was too busy making pasta with BBCum sauce and falling for the most obvious bait posts. Albert was too focused on fucking his Palestinian tranny prostitute in the dilapidated slums of Naples to care about satoko’s situation. chasecool was too busy bleaching his skin because nobody in Texas is white anymore. Hamas_2 was busy arguing with his “Ma” over the last piece of artificially made spaghetti with micro-plastics and 88 artificial chemicals sauce in the fridge. The BVLL was approaching faster. MarioMan7890 was to busy acting like a turbosped on the ‘ru. Sectionalism was trying to show his iFunny friends that he could shove a 69 inch McBLACKEDRAW©®™ brand dildo up his pale irish asshole (because every iFunnier owns a 69 inch McBLACKEDRAW©®™ brand dildo). Lastly, there was Joel, satoko’s kitten. Joel was a 13 year old half-kurdish half-bantu that satoko had groomed for the past few years, however could never understand satoko’s Spanglish. Satoko tried crying for help, but Joel was too much of an illiterate faggot retard monkey gorilla nigger to understand. Then, he arrived. The BVLL picked up satoko and started PUMPING AND DUMPING xher asshole with his 24 inch cock. After ravaging satoko’s sissy boihole, the BVLL walked away, satisfied with his goonmeat cockmeal.
That BVLL’s name? Fr00t.
Chuddle Bass
>I'll take a Based Kino Hyperborea edit, on /wsg/, 60 FPS WEBM format, nightcore Wasted with a bass-boost and a Sonnenrad, light VHS filter, make it neon, CRT scanlines, and let it spin.
Improper grammar
Hey guys! Lot of GEMS on the catalog today!
I'm posting this because I've noticed lots of improper grammar and punctuation on the catalog lately – YIKERS!
This is just a friendly reminder to use proper punctuation because this is reddit.com and we are gentlemen here. Wouldn't want the site looking low class, WOULD YOU?
We're very well educated - but like, get this right - we post on a MEME site! I'm using formal grammar and punctuation, on an epic meme site! Whaaaaat? CRAZY. I'm smart, but I'm also a funny guy!!
So remember to use proper capitlization, punctuation, and grammar always, because otherwise it's le "CORDCASE" - even though I spend 9 hours a day spamming frogs, spadeson, BBC, and child porn, and posting pathetically obvious niggerplier blogpost falseflags less believable than 9/11 and sandyhook combined, gaslighting the entire site like a kabbalistic inversion kike - but I'MMMM NOT THE ONE FROM DISCORD - IT'S… LE YOU!!!
By the way, I look like this! LOL!!!
TFW its 2032
TFW its 2032 and the kai cenat cuckservative LGBTQIAPNZP+ for trump army led by safe edgy anglophobes, epic ben shapiro owning the libs and the based groomers that dont make grooming their whole personality takes over the white house and they start giving even more money to lsraeI to fight ham ass while saying that the dems are the real transphobes and pedophobes but you're a sigma tradcath fakecel groyper civnat and a based gooner who is currently edging to nick fuentes absolutely DESTROYING catboy bussy live on stream but xe is doing it in a totally based and ironic way in order to please the #CUNNYGANG BBC gooner gangs and the italiophobic nazbol edging squads led by richard spencer and there's also subway surfers gameplay next to it to make it more entertaining to watch while you eat your latinx goyslop soulfood while also mewing and also larping as as an esoteric aryan chudcel crusader viking warrior just like andrew tate told you to do during your looksmaxxing, whitemaxxing and tatemaxxing sessions while also gooning to thug hunter and dreamybvll videos as you're absolutely devouring that goyslop like a true ameriCHAD sigma
Which way, soyjak.party "man"?
Good afternoon. I fucking hate you all, and you would hate me if you knew who i am. But, i have one question for you. It will either force you to reconsider your path in life, your existence on this earth here, and your future, or it will push you even deeper down the hole you're digging for yourself. Here it is:
How does it feel to be you? How does it feel to spend actual days seething at trans people and imaginary pedophiles on the internet, while your peers are having fun, making life long friends, experiencing teenage love, having sex, partying, earning money, studying, planning for their future and a ton of other stuff. While you just rot. In your room, with full piss bottles and dirty clothes on the floor. Eating stale McDonald's that your mom bought you 2 days ago but you didn't eat because you were too busy harassing innocent people on the internet. Innocent people, that would've rightfully beaten the shite out of you had you said the same things to them on the street as you did on Twitter. How does it feel?
I knew what question to ask you because i know you. You are 13-19 years old, a total loser compared to even the most internet addicted of your peers, totally and completely depend on your parents for survival, a total moron who believes threatening physical harm on a public website where feds and cops routinely check for possible terrorists or retards they can throw under the jail is a good idea and won't have any permanent and irreversible consequences for your employment prospects, weigh either under 120lbs or 120kg, have never been in a fight, have rightfully never been hugged or kissed by anyone other than your mom, fatherless, and far right politically.
You will either decide that enough is enough, stop browsing this website, clean your room, start exercising, get rid of those retarded ass racist political opinions (either because you will find a breadtuber that completely deconstructs your argument and shits on it from every angle, or because blacks at your school will beat the shit out of you when you mistake your class discord server for your nazi mass shooter grooming discord server and say the n word), possibly get a part time job and turn into something resembling a functioning member of society, OR, you will livestream blowing your own brains out with a shotgun, staining your pristine piss covered ass wiped swastika flag red, and your death will be turned into a funny edited gif and will laughed at by millions of internet addicted losers such as yourselves.
And now, to mimic a neonazi meme and speak in your own language:
Which way, soyjak.party "man"?
4cuck
>never been to /s4s/ so decide to check it out
>click link in board list
>reddit homepage opens
The Splinter Cycle
>soygem.party gets ran by a dataminer after pool steps down
>gemparty.soy gets created
>gemparty.soy fucking dies
>every former user of that site gets revived and partysoy.gem gets created
>partysoy.gem gets shut down by the FBI
>soypartygem.party gets created
4chan vs sharty history
4chan history be like
>retard makes anime forum
>western democracy collapses
sharty history be like
>Wvvt von Tradtrvke XVII uses Cytwitcord screenshots to expose Schploot the Discoplebbiturkeychippletomitter immigrant for having sex with 16-year-old janitor Xx1488AryanPrincess_卍_PajeetAnnihilator1488xX, causing administrator Phgnhuoot to spam 180,503 Pakistani elephant torture porn gifs on /incel/ - Involuntary Celibacy and hashban every image of transgender school shooter Troonella Dickerman, leading to potential site buyer Dennis Cuckonsoomiverse Soyslurp MacGoodgoy to instead buy the domain "negrochan.fun" from Rabbi Yakov Goldmann Pennypinchenberg Rabinowitz Shekelbaum Yochelstein, a safe haven for Troonella Dickman BLACKED edits which gains 4,983,821 PPH in two hours
The AUTISTIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
The AUTISTIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pale skin. This pale skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the frigid darkness of his mothers basement, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The AUTISTIC man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(n**Rotypical dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The AUTISTIC penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the AUTISTIC man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent asperger seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the AUTISTIC man impregnates.
In total, the AUTISTIC man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the AUTISTIC man is the epitome of masculinity </poem>
essential groomercore
>boykisser
>averi
>animation memes
>i can't sleep
>doglegart
>monument mythos
>ongezellig
>meowbahh
>fallenshadow
>basil from omori
>sylveon
>ytboi beatdowns
>442oons
>vidya butts
>burundi is white
>fnf pedo nigger
>niggerrapestranny.webm
>drawkleki
>joeel
>ice spice
>duck life
>satoko houjou
>morbius
>baldis basics
Zoomer lingo
>ohio
>rizz
>bruh
>fr
>no cap
>blud
>gyatt
>W
>skibidi
>sigma
>sussy
>kai cenat
>ice spice
>level 5
>mewing
>edging
>creatine
>zyzz
>fanum tax
EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT
Woah, that's a fucking great bait thread you got there You're incredible, man. I would've never thought of such snowclones as "x lost y won" like you did. You're a fucking genius. THE EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT. 284IQ post, man. Great fucking job
Average day of a nunusoisperga
>the average day of a Shartynigger
>go on phone
>watch autism slop on the way to middle school
>browse the Sharty and spam DNB cuz it’s le Sharty culture or something (It came from twitter)
>go back home
>mommy made chicken nuggets!
>eat them
>go to sensory room and play with your fidget spinners
"MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!"
Are ya ready mutts?
LARGE FRIES OR SOMETHING
I can smell you!
AND I LARGE DIET COKE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Who lives in McDonald's right by Burger King?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Enormous and bulbous and fat or something
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
If your burger is sloppy and smells like a fart
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Then hop on your scooter and shart in the mart!
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Ready? MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB! SHARTPAAAAAAAAANTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"green hair girl"
"green hair girl"
No way.
>We live in an unironic timeline
>Where there is a large amount of 4chan users
>Who do not know of 404 girl or her legacy
>This is the nu-4chan modern age where the majority have not read the wholesome comfy cute kino that is yostuba
>One of the few manga that hits you in the feels so much
>It makes you want to breed and have children, and if you already have children the manga is so relatable and releases so many happy chemicals
>The truly based read yostuba with their children as a family and bring up all the silly,fun,cute,wholesome,eye opening,educational,sad,emotional,cheerful and etc moments and memories you both will remember fondly 4 EVA together.
404 girl is loev
404 girl is leif
If you have not read The Magical Journey of 404 girl: My Supreme Adventures of growing up in a small Japanese town - loli THUG LYF embraces the mischief never learn from your mistakes never apologe never surrender never give up for I 404 girl am too cute for such things <3~
You need to either head to mangadex right fucking now and start reading this adorable ludo. You start chugging the bleach&ammonia jab a fork into a wall socket and kill yourself instantly.
Yostuba is the GOAT Yostuba is single-handedly saving the declining Global shrinking birthrate. Yostuba is making people cry for not having children by 25.
Its making young women put down the manga, look at a man with deep scary as fuck eyes. As she pounces on a man any man who is tall&fit. Riping off his pants shoving him on the ground getting on top his hips. Grabbing his penis opening her vagina and doing that hot thing where they get your penis inside finding the right angle. Finally placing her hands on your chest/shoulder/bed and slamming your hips with the force of a pulsating nova repeatelt. Till you bust a nut, she stays still seizing your dick getting the sperm into her cervix. Befor starting to slam at you again even harder. Not stopping till you cum at least 3 times in pain
