List of copypastas/bait

From Soyjak Wiki, The Free Soycyclopedia
Revision as of 09:01, 31 January 2024 by Cacademon (talk | contribs) (→‎/v/)
Jump to navigationJump to search

Below is a list of copypastas known to farm (You)s. Well-known bait copypastas like Did Vaush just BTFO? have their own page.

Universal

HA HA TRANSPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!!

HA HA TRANSPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANS PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANSPHOBIA IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE USE INCORRECT PRONOUNS EVERY DAY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANS PEOPLE HAVE THE CHUDS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM

/v/

Palfags BTFO

>palfags went from supporting early access survival crafting slop to own le libtard gamefreak to becoming nu-pokecultists in the span of 3 days

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Palworld devs hate their audience

Palworld is garbage

>character creator makes you select gender type 1 or type 2
>you play as a virgin
>the first enemies are 100% Aryans who wear variants of the same golden armor, they want to kill you on sight
>every time they kill you they say "such an inferior being, couldn't even pocket a monster"
>The final boss is a tranny who is revealed to be the actual hero who is trying to protect the world from the actual villain which is a conservative white woman who insist on calling you with female or male pronouns despite no one else doing this.
>The helpful NPCs are all black trainers who have white scientist by their side
>One of the gestures in the game is a strange mix between "let's go" pose and twerking
>Around all the world there's female bosses, you often will beat a wave of monsters and then a stronger female boss will appear.
>There's a mention of gamergate (it's very subtle)
>One of the NPCs references Rosa Parks
>When you get the option to change your appearance (yes even gender) an NPC will tell you "I'm glad you are proud of who you really are"
>there's a BLM mural inside a cave that is all way to end of the world, the description says "a painting dedicated to those brave Pals who seek justice and freedom outside on their own Palworld" once you find this you can get an armor called "Outfit of Dr. King" (reference to Rodney King, victim of Police brutality)
>The merchants will often mention of how there's always "evil beings" stealing the lighting of more deserving people (probably a reference to how niggers believe that Edison stole a niggers invention when he made the lightbulb despite this not being true)
>There's a Chadwick Bozeman reference, in a craftable who tells the story of a trainer that was "as fierce as a panther"

There's lots of other shit the devs crammed in here just to tell us that they hate their audience.

Nintendo games saved me

I don't give a fuck.

Nintendo games saved me when I was in a dark place. They were my childhood and my adulthood. I owe nintendo my life and honestly? So do you probably, you ungrateful piece of shit. So that's why I'll die fighting for them, because evil little cunts want to fuck with them despite the good they've done, despite all the people they've saved, despite all the lives they've changed for the better.

I am Link and you are Ganon, so taste my master sword bitch.