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| {{Infobox Person|title=Chief Rabbi|image=File:AntonMaximov.png|birth_date={{Birthdate|1980|1|1}}|birth_place=Russian SFSR, USSR|occupation=Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis|spouses=Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus|years active=2008 -|known for=Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man|tripcode=Max ## Admin|website=[https://t.me/s/kuztracker t.me/s/kuztracker]|IAS?=No|nationality=SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE}}<center>{{The Jude Barnstar|He's a [[Jew]]. We're not joking.}}</center>
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| <center>{{Greentext|>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader}}</center>
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| '''(((Anton Maximov)))'''<sup><big>[[Jews|✡]]</big></sup>, or '''yuka''', legal name '''Levi Goldberg'''<ref name=":0">https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf</ref> (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the [[NSS]], the manager of [[Kuz]], and owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he has posted under the handle {{Redtext|Max ## Admin}}, <s>he is [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot.</s>
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| He is universally hated by [[Soyteen|teens]] because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where [[sootists]], [[kuzists]], [[dollists]] and [[Frenschan|off]][[Discord|-site]] [[Jakparty.soy|faggots]] all agree about, which could have resulted in the [[The coal that destroyed the sharty|Coal That Destroyed The Sharty]] if the wrong person had won. He also enabled [[porn]] ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of [[Doll|DOLL]] showing the [[Jew|kikes]] ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
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| [[File:Max_is_jewish,_confirmed_by_Doll.png|thumb|Max is confirmed to be jewish by [[Doll]]]]
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| {{Redtext|SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN}}
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| {{Redtext|SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN}}
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| == Early Life ==
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| [[File:Fafd0191-55fd-481b-8923-0787a9c06de8.jpg|thumb|oldfag meme modified to make fun of max's incompetence]]
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| [[File:Max looks like this.jpg|thumb|alt=max is a nigger|photograph of max in the act of killing the 'arty]]
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| He’s a Jew.
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| Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-80.0-80.1</ref> After Kuz got aids, Maximov, instead of helping his dying friend (who he spent his entire life milking for every penny), made him dissolve his company and sign off 50% of his ownings<ref>https://t.me/kuztracker/41</ref> to cover his debt and medical bills. This apparently was not enough for Maximov, who, a few weeks later, forced [[Doll]] to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.<ref>https://t.me/kuztracker/48</ref> This, however, was '''still''' not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.<ref name=":0" />
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| YOO this nigger is straight up retarded xe can’t even program an image board, if this is the future of the party I’m leaving.
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| == Fees Doll had to pay Max ==
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| Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230721003646/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4027732.html</ref>
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| [[File:Max's bill.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>I wanted to clarify that these fees were not unjust or unwarranted}}|200x200px]]
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| === The Receipt Verbatim ===
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| * $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
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| * $5.00 - Processing fee
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| * $10.00 - [[Selfish Little Fuck|Unsightly website fee]]
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| * $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
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| * $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
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| * $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
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| * $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
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| * $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
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| * $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
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| * $45.00 - Risk fee for [[‘P|dangerous]]/[[TND|hateful]] website
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| * $50.00 - Transfer fee
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| * $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
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| * <s>$150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement</s>
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| === Fees for the Contract<ref name=":0" /> ===
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| * $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
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| * $0.75 - Paper fee
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| * $1.00 - Reviewal fee
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| * $1.00 - Faxing fee
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| * $2.00 - ACH fee cost
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| TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
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| {{Clear}}
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| == Crimes ==
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| [[File:Untitled80 20230720155615.png|thumb|218x218px|ugly variant:unknown used to portray max]]
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| [[File:Natejew.png|thumb|218x218px|this as well]]
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| * Selling the sharty which [[Doll]] already owned after [[kuz]] left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
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| * Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
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| * [[Swarthy Thursday|Putting absolutely haram ads on every page]]
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| * Being a hook-nosed jew
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| * Lying about kuz and taking everything he had<ref>https://archive.ph/7f9a7#selection-587.0-404.6</ref>
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| * Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in [[The Great Soyset]])
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| * Stood by while [[‘P|'P]] and the [[Baby bot]] ravaged /soy/
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| * Extortion
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| * Usury
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| * Tax Evasion
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| * White genocide
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| * <s>Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefem</s> not yet but it'll probably happen
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| * Hating [[Soyteen|'teens]]
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| * Giving [[Jesus|Kuz]] AIDS by disguising as a prostitute
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| * [[File:The sharty is over.png|thumb|the worst ideas anyone have ever thought up ]] More Judaism
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| * Indirectly leading to the [[Soypocalypse|First Death of the Sharty]]
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| == Sharty splinter ==
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| On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.
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| <Gallery>
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| File:MaximovThread.jpeg|retard!
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| File:ShittyUI.jpeg|only image I have of it
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| </Gallery>
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| == References ==
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| [[Category:Jews]] | |
