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[[File:OompaLoompajak1.png|200px|thumb|right|OompaLoompajak]]
[[File:OompaLoompajak1.png|200px|thumb|right|OompaLoompajak]]


[[File:OompaLoompajak2.png|200px|thumb|right|A gang of OompaLoompajaks]]
[[File:OompaLoompajak2.png|200px|thumb|right|A gang of OompaLoompajaks]]


OompaLoompajaks are the ordinary workers the <s>[[Mental Asylum]]</s> chocolate factory.
OompaLoompajaks are the slaves of Willy Wonka and ordinary workers the chocolate factory.


Whenever <s>new patients</s> visitors arrive they will sing a designated song<ref>http://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3547736/ref>.
Whenever visitors arrive or a child fucks up in the factory they will sing a designated song<ref>http://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3475480</ref>.


== The Song ==
== The Song ==


<span style="color: green;">>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>I've got another soy thread for (You)<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>I've got another soy thread for [[You|(You)]]<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>You WILL take your meds and listen to me<br></span>
<span style="color: green;">>You WILL take your meds and listen to me<br></span>
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== Citations ==
== Citations ==
[[Category:Variants]]

Latest revision as of 18:17, 2 January 2024

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OompaLoompajak
A gang of OompaLoompajaks

OompaLoompajaks are the slaves of Willy Wonka and ordinary workers the chocolate factory.

Whenever visitors arrive or a child fucks up in the factory they will sing a designated song[1].

The Song

>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
>I've got another soy thread for (You)
>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee
>You WILL take your meds and listen to me

>What do you get when you don't eat your bugs?
>Looking as lame as those incel /pol/ chuds
>What do you get when you don't wear your mask?
>What do you think will come of THAT?
>I don't like the look of it

>Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dah
>Worship George Floyd and you will go far
>You'll own nothing and be happy about it too
>Like the Oompa Loompa doompa dee doo

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