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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyUwLOylvb8 Rectal prolapses] [https://www.whimsysmenagerie.com/blog/2012/7/30/a-case-of-prolapse are actually relatively] [https://www.chincare.com/healing-chinchillas-digestive-system-ailments/ common in chinchillas], because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass. [https://www.chincare.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/intestines.jpg Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse.] I couldn't add it to the article, because <bdi>Angeleno</bdi> is as fragile as a chinchilla.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyUwLOylvb8 Rectal prolapses] [https://www.whimsysmenagerie.com/blog/2012/7/30/a-case-of-prolapse are actually relatively] [https://www.chincare.com/healing-chinchillas-digestive-system-ailments/ common in chinchillas], because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass.  


[https://www.chincare.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/intestines.jpg Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse.] I couldn't add it to the article, because <bdi>Angeleno</bdi> is as fragile as a chinchilla.
== Poog's No.2999999 GET ==
[[File:Poogget.jpg|thumb|Poog's No.2999999 GET on /soy/]]
On the night of April 24th 2023, Poog achieved /soy/'s No.2999999 GET cementing his status as Sharty culture once and for all.
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''
'''<u><big>POOG WON</big></u>'''


[[File:20230815 152423.jpg|thumb|Dumb nigger tranny rabbit shitting and pissing, acting like a retard, as per usual.]]
[[File:20230815 152423.jpg|thumb|Dumb nigger tranny rabbit shitting and pissing, acting like a retard, as per usual.]]


= Rabbits are inherently trans, as are their owners. =
== Rabbits are inherently trans, as are their owners. ==
[[File:Transbtw.png|left|thumb|What happens to tranny rabbits after they are eaten.]]
[[File:Transbtw.png|left|thumb|What happens to tranny rabbits after they are eaten.]]
[[File:CENSORED.jpg|center|thumb|A photo of a trans rabbit who underwent bottom surgery. That's why his mutilated genitals are censored.
[[File:CENSORED.jpg|center|thumb|A photo of a trans rabbit who underwent bottom surgery. That's why his mutilated genitals are censored.

Revision as of 00:27, 18 August 2023

A virtually hairless black skinned guinea pig with orange fur on it's nose with chewed lettuce on it's side.
An image of Poog with chewed lettuce.

Poog is the guinea pig of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about him.

There are commonly theories and jokes posted about him getting raped by his owner, who has confirmed these to be false[1].

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE HE WAS RAPED < Gay rabbit false flag.

No that wasn't poog.

Theories

Raped

Gringo. The image that started it all.

The origin of this is quite strange, but actually began when somebody posted a thread with a GIF of a chinchilla which was supposedly getting raped, having a seizure, dying, or a combination of the three in a box. Within this thread a 'teen talked about a chinchilla he once bought from an animal convention which died within days, because unknown to the 'teen, the chinchilla was suffering from a rectal prolapse, which immediately prompted other 'teens to accuse the owner of chinchilla anal rape.

After this was admitted, the 'teen decided to post the first images of Poog which he got from the same convention, but since there was already discussion of animal rape and anal prolapses from other 'teens in the thread already, the 'teens then accused this 'teen of possibly raping Poog and his other pets as well.


This then prompts him to post images of Poog to show his well being.[1]


Rectal prolapses are actually relatively common in chinchillas, because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass.

Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse. I couldn't add it to the article, because Angeleno is as fragile as a chinchilla.


Poog's No.2999999 GET

Poog's No.2999999 GET on /soy/

On the night of April 24th 2023, Poog achieved /soy/'s No.2999999 GET cementing his status as Sharty culture once and for all.

POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

POOG WON

Dumb nigger tranny rabbit shitting and pissing, acting like a retard, as per usual.

Rabbits are inherently trans, as are their owners.

What happens to tranny rabbits after they are eaten.
A photo of a trans rabbit who underwent bottom surgery. That's why his mutilated genitals are censored. He's trans, btw.


How gay and dumb rabbits are:

Rabbits, especially the average ones that you can find at ACE hardware for 15$ bucks a pop, are painfully uninteresting. The most exciting thing about them, is whenever those idiots run across the street and under the tire of your car.

Actually:

I actually ran over some baby rabbits when I was cutting grass the other day. I decided it was a waste to just let them die, so I skinned the hides off of them.

The hides I got from running over a couple babby rabbits while I was cutting grass. What a couple retards, lol.
Look! Poog's dressing up as a dumb baby rabbit! LOL!
lol


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Citations

  1. 1.0 1.1 Trust the science, ok chud?