Poopson

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A screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.

Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024, possibly during brimstone winter. This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly inciting the 4th Soyvil War in an event known as the Pitfall Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and try to convince them that it's a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not! It is hoped that the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or great user, and brings hope and serenity upon all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!

Observations

According to another 'teen from the future, Poopson is actually a combination of cacason, andyjak, and 2 other brimmy variants called "joelchud" and "carrotjak" Note that the 3 other variants "joelchud, carrotjak, and Andyjak" are not released yet and are set to release at September. The variant you see is actually poopsoncord tricking you.

Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, and has an open mouth. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 GET and why this variant was so niggerstone.

The Redditification of Poopson Lore

Recently, 'teens seeking refuge from Reddit have been adding dog shit onto Poopson lore by the truckloads. They are trying way too hard, are incompatible with the original details of Poopson, and will turn him into the backrooms and drive it into the ground before the real one is even revealed. Their attempts should be shamed, laughed at, and then they should be driven back to Reddit. All further backrooms-tier lore corruptions shall be ignored on the sharty and kept off of the wiki unless for the purpose of shaming and ridicule.

FALSE POOPSONS

An example of a false poopson. also known as NAP

There has been many fake and false poopsons after the word of poopson has been announced. Most where made by poopsoncord, trolls, or [REDACTED] to trick users Any "poopson" you see is NOT poopson. He will only be released in early 2024.

Teen from 2024's account

Soyteen from 2024. Here to give more information about poopson and what will happen during brimstone winter >He will be inspired by this image (cacason) and another coalish variant that's releasing in September of 2023 called andyjak >He will be dark brown >Someone will post a p trace that has poopson in it, enraging the site even more >He will be spammed countless of times >Poopson gets popular on Twitter and TikTok >A new type of coal will be discovered after poopson releases called coal 2, way more darker than vantablack >Another Captain coal incident happens, this time the person is called Omega Vanta >The site gets more popularity >P spam gets so bad to the point where doll finally adds anti p software The first "poopson" aka cacason These are the only 2 poopson posts that are canon. The Cacason one AND the original time traveler one. Every other time travler posts are truly fanfiction and/or headcanon

Another teen from 2024 account

Greeting Soyjak.party I am from the future and I used this site around the time poopson was created. I can't tell you much because something +=bigger=+ will happen after it is created, but here's a summary >Brimstone Winter 2024 happens >Catalog looks normal until offsite raiders attack >Someone makes an post with the caption "Fuck this shit website" with an file attached named Poopson.jpg >It's the coalliest thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the effects and blurs I added) >It doesn't gain much traction at first due the raid, but soyteens are in absolute shock >The thread reaches around 800-1200 replies, but was deleted by jannies once someone posted a live stream of their suicide. >Offsite raiders exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson threads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it) >Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a 'cord to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset 4cuck janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames That's all i'm going to say for now. Goodbye.