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Porn, or "pornography" for long, was created by God to test the willpower of [[You|his children]]. If you ever see pornographic material on the sharty or otherwise, please do not interact with it as it may impede your chances of getting into heaven. | Porn, or "pornography" for long, was created by God to test the willpower of [[You|his children]]. If you ever see pornographic material on the sharty or otherwise, please do not interact with it as it may impede your chances of getting into heaven. | ||
[[File:Goditsover.png|alt=A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.|thumb|A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.]] | [[File:Goditsover.png|alt=A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.|thumb|A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.]] | ||
In the real world, watching and gooning to porn has a negative stigma (and rightfully so). | <s>In the real world, watching and gooning to porn has a negative stigma (and rightfully so).</s> Nigger that stigma has become non existent, embrace the brave new world which the 4th great industrial revolution brought! | ||
== Porn's effect on health == | == Porn's effect on health == | ||
Revision as of 12:20, 22 June 2023
Porn, or "pornography" for long, was created by God to test the willpower of his children. If you ever see pornographic material on the sharty or otherwise, please do not interact with it as it may impede your chances of getting into heaven.
In the real world, watching and gooning to porn has a negative stigma (and rightfully so). Nigger that stigma has become non existent, embrace the brave new world which the 4th great industrial revolution brought!
Porn's effect on health
Watching porn has a number of adverse health effects, including:
- Decreased sperm count (immediately following ejaculation)
- Decreased sex drive (immediately following ejaculation)
- Dick bruises
- Hand AIDS.
- Anxiety
- Depression
- Suicidal Thoughts
