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| '''Item#:''' SCP-59Ϫ5
| | #REDIRECT [[Catjak will always be IAS]] |
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| '''Object Class:''' Keter
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| [[File:SoyWojak.png|thumb|248x248px|'''SCP-59Ϫ5''' (non anomalous)]] | |
| '''Special Containment Procedures:''' As of Feburary 2022, SCP-59Ϫ5 is considered uncontainable. Management of SCP-59Ϫ5 is the only remaining option. Foundation agents are to infiltrate the janitoral staff of the message board [[4chan|4Channel]] whereupon agents are to remove all instances of SCP-59Ϫ5 and issue a 'nishment plea to the poster. The boards of highest priority for infiltration are /bant/ – International/Random, /g/ – Technology, and /a/ – Anime & Manga. If possible, 'nishments are to be followed up in real life by MTF Rho-1 ("The Professors"), disgused as [[CIA|CIA agents]], who are to track down the physical address of these posters and neutralize them under the guise of plotting a terrorist attack.
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| '''Addendum''' '''19/11/2021:''' The deletion of /qa/ – Question & Answer, the former primary infection vector for SCP-59Ϫ5, has slightly impeded the spread of SCP-59Ϫ5, but it is not likely to last long. –Dr. Ryans
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| '''Description:''' SCP-59Ϫ5 is a cognitohazardous internet meme depicting a middle aged [[Soyjak|man with an open mouth]] symbolizing inauthentic excitement. Exposure to SCP-59Ϫ5 for a period longer than 10 minutes will result in the exposed individual becoming an instance of SCP-59Ϫ5-1. These instances will lose all forms of higher consciousness and will shortly begin spamming SCP-59Ϫ5 images, typically by quoting another poster as if to mock what the other poster is saying; however, SCP-59Ϫ5-1 instances have also been known to quote any stimulus provided to them seemingly at random (See: Document #Ϫ-1). Aside from a set of specific words,<ref>Examples include "cope", "seethe", and "dilate". Lingustic investigation is ongoing.</ref> SCP-59Ϫ5-1 instances cannot communicate in English or any other language. They will occasionally engage in [[Soyduel|an activity resembling a spectator sport]] which involves two or more SCP-59Ϫ5-1 instances quoting each other with SCP-59Ϫ5 variants until only one remains. These events seem to create more variants of SCP-59Ϫ5 and are therefore to be avoided at all costs.
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Revision as of 09:42, 1 January 2024
