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[[File: | [[File:S21.jpg|thumb|A soylice (soy police) sketch of Soy 21 in his "active" dilation mode. When in "passive" dilation mode, Soy.C.P 21 is indistinguishable from any other Redditjak.]] | ||
Object class: Bootlicker | |||
Aliases: "Soy 21", "SoyID 21", "C.P. 21", "SW", "Sootlicker", "219", "ywnbaw", "[redacted] C.P.", "C[redacted] P[redacted] 9+10", "[redacted]" "[redacted]", "CP", "Mr. 21" | |||
Threat level: Dilation imminent | |||
Containment status: Located in the Depth Ward, al'''though''' technically not in containment as 2D objects can phase through 3D spaces due to sub-atomic width. | |||
Observed behaviours: Soy 21 "the subject" has been identified as a 2 dimensional being - in other words, a "literal" soyjak. This classification warrants its housing in the [[Depth Ward]]. Only one entity of this object class has been identified. It was first spotted in a sommunity (soy community) public library, "the library". It had been spotted at the library previously, but its actions weren't significant to ensue further investigation. Prior to incident "S.K.R.E.E.E.E.E.E." Soy 21 was seen organizing books into the appropriate sections of the library. Soy 21 was not employed at the library; his organizational work was seen as volunteering. The appointed librarians avoided contact with Soy 21 for the most part. The incident of notoriety occurred when the chief librarian at the time, "S", approached Mr. 21 with an offer. Soy 21 was offered enrolment as a volunteer. The proposed contract would allow Soy 21 to access the library's back rooms to assist his work organizing books. Despite limited communication from Soy 21, the new agreement took effect. Mr 21's behaviour drastically changed when he was pronounced an "official" volunteer rather than a voluntary volunteer. His actions became generally more violent towards librarygoers and he lost control of his autism. Within days of assuming his new role, Soy 21 had burned several books and babyraged about pointless topics. Mr. "S"'s reaction to this was likened to the [[Transphobic Bathroom Guardian]] executing a transgender person via gunshot. "S" approached Mr. 21 to take away his volunteer badge. Within seconds of taking it away, a loud "SKREEEEEEEE" was heard by everyone in the library. Mr. 21's jaw elongated to make way for hundreds of tendrils, tentacles and tongues. "S" was wearing leather boots which were quickly swarmed by these tentacles to be licked. The boot-licking by Mr 21's tentacles was so severe it caused leather to disintegrate. Mr "S" quickly escaped without his boots. This incident, known as the "Soy Köntainment Register Evidentiary Evidence Elongated Environmental Estrogen Exit" was regarded by Swedish soysicists (soy physicists) as a [[win]], because it scientifically showed that transgender people could cease [[Autism|chimping out]] if removed from positions of authority. The library remains at peace now that Soy 21 has been removed. The incident led to the classification of Soy 21 as a "Bootlicker" because it is assumed Soy 21 will react similarly if confronted with any comparable situation. Soyentists (scientists) strongly recommend NOT authorizing Soy 21 to any position of power in any setting, to avoid a response like in the incident. | |||
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Revision as of 22:54, 24 March 2022
Object class: Bootlicker
Aliases: "Soy 21", "SoyID 21", "C.P. 21", "SW", "Sootlicker", "219", "ywnbaw", "[redacted] C.P.", "C[redacted] P[redacted] 9+10", "[redacted]" "[redacted]", "CP", "Mr. 21"
Threat level: Dilation imminent
Containment status: Located in the Depth Ward, although technically not in containment as 2D objects can phase through 3D spaces due to sub-atomic width.
Observed behaviours: Soy 21 "the subject" has been identified as a 2 dimensional being - in other words, a "literal" soyjak. This classification warrants its housing in the Depth Ward. Only one entity of this object class has been identified. It was first spotted in a sommunity (soy community) public library, "the library". It had been spotted at the library previously, but its actions weren't significant to ensue further investigation. Prior to incident "S.K.R.E.E.E.E.E.E." Soy 21 was seen organizing books into the appropriate sections of the library. Soy 21 was not employed at the library; his organizational work was seen as volunteering. The appointed librarians avoided contact with Soy 21 for the most part. The incident of notoriety occurred when the chief librarian at the time, "S", approached Mr. 21 with an offer. Soy 21 was offered enrolment as a volunteer. The proposed contract would allow Soy 21 to access the library's back rooms to assist his work organizing books. Despite limited communication from Soy 21, the new agreement took effect. Mr 21's behaviour drastically changed when he was pronounced an "official" volunteer rather than a voluntary volunteer. His actions became generally more violent towards librarygoers and he lost control of his autism. Within days of assuming his new role, Soy 21 had burned several books and babyraged about pointless topics. Mr. "S"'s reaction to this was likened to the Transphobic Bathroom Guardian executing a transgender person via gunshot. "S" approached Mr. 21 to take away his volunteer badge. Within seconds of taking it away, a loud "SKREEEEEEEE" was heard by everyone in the library. Mr. 21's jaw elongated to make way for hundreds of tendrils, tentacles and tongues. "S" was wearing leather boots which were quickly swarmed by these tentacles to be licked. The boot-licking by Mr 21's tentacles was so severe it caused leather to disintegrate. Mr "S" quickly escaped without his boots. This incident, known as the "Soy Köntainment Register Evidentiary Evidence Elongated Environmental Estrogen Exit" was regarded by Swedish soysicists (soy physicists) as a win, because it scientifically showed that transgender people could cease chimping out if removed from positions of authority. The library remains at peace now that Soy 21 has been removed. The incident led to the classification of Soy 21 as a "Bootlicker" because it is assumed Soy 21 will react similarly if confronted with any comparable situation. Soyentists (scientists) strongly recommend NOT authorizing Soy 21 to any position of power in any setting, to avoid a response like in the incident.
