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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
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WARNING: ACSESSING THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER ADMITTANCE OR IDENTIFICATION COULD LEAD UP TO 25 YEARS IN [REMOVED] CUSTODY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
== Overview ==
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.


Threat Level: Highly Contagious
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
 
Object Description: Soy.c.p 986 is a symbiotic virus that infects homo-sapiens and other lifeforms. Soy.c.p 986 resembles various common [[Fruit Soyjaks|fruits]] and [[food]]s formed from plants found across the world, Soy.c.p 986 will disguise itself as a plant based organism before attacking prey, once Soy.c.p has incapacitated the prey it will revert to it's original form and crawl inside the host's body through any orifice. Subject then will wake up without any memory of the incident, they will soon to start to notice changes occurring inside of them. within only a few hours the subjects Neo-cranium will expand and burst as new plant formed helmet arises out of their skull. This planet helmet is immune to any type of damage and seems to control the hosts nervous system.
 
Detainment Procedures: Any Soy.c.p 986 instances are to be destroyed with chemical substances and then incinerated. Any Soy.c.p influenced subjects are to be terminated.
 
 
DOCUMENT SIGNED BY DR. SOYOFLANNERY, LEVEL 4 RESEARCHER <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/148518.html </ref>
 
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Revision as of 22:06, 24 March 2022

File:Tyronius Floyd.png
Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021

Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT) is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.

Overview

Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.

If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.