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| {{Brimstone}}
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| {{Quoting|Obsessed brimstone|Satoko's catchphrase}}
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| {{Quote|>MOMMY THE SOYJAK PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!}}
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| [[File:Smug.png|frameless|32x32px]] '''(Note: Satoko goes by Xe/Xim pronouns)'''
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| {{Infobox Person
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| |image=60095_-_SoyBooru.png
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| |title=Janny <small>(booru, formerly)</small>
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| |occupation=booru.soy lolcow
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| |known for=Countrywar lover
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| |years active=2022-2024
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| |IAS?=|IAS?=[[Meximutt|Yes]]
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| |nationality=[[Mexico|Mexican]]
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| }}
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| [[File:Satoko houjou fan userpage 2 24 2024.png|thumb|200px|right|Satoko's userpage on the 'ru]]
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| '''satoko_houjou_fa<s>g</s>n''', often called "shitoko", "spictoko", or "braptoko" by detractors, "GODtoko" by [[Discord|supporters]], and [[User:TNDfan]] by wikiCHADs, is a [[SoyBooru|booru]] [[Reddit|failtroll]] notorious for being a key participant and the main combatant of the [[Italo-Argentine War|Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar]] while being at war with [[Italian_Chad]] and other users. Xe's [[best known for]] accusing everyone who disagrees with him of being "the [[Aryan|obsessed shit@lian]]" while calling everyone xe agrees with an "[[Nigger|unbothered germanic]]". Xey first joined the Booru on October 9th, 2022, xe was a [[janny]] for an unknown amount of time before having their privilege revoked. As of February 24th, 2024, xe has 112 posts about xir on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.
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| One of the key aspects of satoko's personality is his nationality. [[Stonetoss|While xe is a proud Mexican nationalist, xe also claims to be white and "germanic"]], spouting claims that xe has white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, yada yada while also being a Mexican. His claims of being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" has made him a controversial figure in the [[Soy Community|soy community]], with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users diss on him for being Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] that are [[Slopjaks|very ugly]] or have [[Nigger|dark skin]] and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."
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| Some users love baiting shitoko as if xe were [[Lee]] by either making pro-[[Italy]] or anti-[[Mexico]] 'jaks. Satoko usually responds to such posts with the phrase "obsessed [[brimstone]]". The [[Meximutt]] subvariant is likely inspired by Satoko.
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| Satoko is also a massive [[Anime|weeb]], as his username implies xe is a fan of Satoko Houjou from [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|some shitty tranime which was a meme on /qa/]]. Xe is also a very big fan of [[Soytan]] and [[Ongezellig]]. Anything that has to do with weeb shit, he likes.
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| Feel free to bait the old Mexican wehraboo on SoyBooru under the comments tab as xe is on the site 24/7.
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| == List of things satoko likes ==
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| [[File:'toko.jpg|thumb|300px|Satoko releasing an official statement while a janny (circa 2023)]]
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| [[File:squidtoko.png|thumb|300px|<font color="blue">squidtoko_clarinetou_fan</font>: Obsessed spongestone]]
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| Anime, (mainly [[anime|moeshit]], but Higurashi in particular)
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| [[Gooning]]
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| [[Mexico]]
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| Germany (despite not being White)
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| Netherlands
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| [[Argentina]]
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| Latin America
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| SoyBooru
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| Countrywars
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| Nazism (even doe [[Hitler]] would've send him to the camps)
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| [[Soy-tan]]
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| [[Ongezellig]]
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| Catholocism
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| [[Discord|Speechbubble]] soyjaks
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| [[Soylita]]
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| Buff [[chudjak]]<nowiki/>s
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| Zoomers
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| [[Self-insert syndrome|Self-inserting as a chudjak or a anime girl]]
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| [[Slopjaks]] as a whole
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| [[Vandalism|Wiki vandalism]]
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| == List of things satoko dislikes ==
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| [[File:braptoko.png|thumb|{{quote|>Obsessed brapstone}}]]
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| [[Italy]]
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| Spain
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| Paraguay
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| Ireland
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| Belgium
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| America
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| [[Froot]]
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| [[Discord]], [[Contrarianism|despite using it]]
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| [[QAfe]], allegedly
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| [[Foodists]], despite [[Fact|probably being one]]
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| [[Eastern Europe|Aryans]]
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| [[Jews]]
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| [[Islam]]
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| [[Oldfag|Millenials]]
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| [[Soyjak.blog]]
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| == Why [[though]]? ==
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| [[Autism|The exact reason why Satoko hates Italians is, according to himself, in early 2023 he saw "it@li@n memes that potray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially he believes Italians hate white people and the memes he sees online are proof of this. He also claims nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i wouldve never started hating them".]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments</ref>
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| == Mental Illnesses ==
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| {{Censorship}}
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| Note: Pedoko uses the wiki himself and frequently likes to remove this section. Please don't forget to revert it to cause massive seethe in this page's [[Edit war|edit history.]]
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| === Porn Addiction ===
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| On 26 March, 2024, a teen running his 'jak folder through a [[CIA|reverse image search]] stumbled upon a 14 year old account uploading Soyboy woahjak porn and over 1 [[Italo-Mexican War|anti-Italian booru slopjak]] to [[Porn|Rule34.]] Since Satoko is one of the only remaining people posting anti-Italian slopjaks, [[truthnuke|which are naturally unmemeable coal btw,]] it's suspected and most likely that this account belongs to Satoko. The account contains a disgusting '''14 ''years''''' worth of tons and tons of [[Gooning|miscellaneous depravity]] aside from the [[Coal|brimstone 'jaks]] already present.<ref>https://archive.ph/iDTqy</ref>
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| Satoko admitted to it on [[Discord]] while using sockpuppets and proxies to deny everything on the 'ki, 'ru, and 'arty.<gallery>
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| File:Satoko on Rule34.png|shit opsec btw
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| File:Satoko comes out on der 'cord.png|he's also a 'cord user btw
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| File:Satoko part 2.png|{{Greentext|>rule 34 creator is discord >the frogniggers that all suddenly appeared at once are discord}} Why am I not surprised?
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| </gallery>
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| === Terminal Internet Addiction ===
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| Considering the fact that satoko is [[Lee Goldson|constantly online 24/7/365 and is in every comment section possible]], it is most likely that xhe has some form of mental illness. Satoko also has a habit of calling anyone a samefag, for example, xhe often calls Italian_Chad, Hamas_2, and Albert the same person even though they both have very different posting habits. This most likely means that satoko has [[schizophrenia]].
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| == Comment count: ==
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| [[Shit nobody cares about|Because Satoko Houjou Fan is notorious for comment spamming on the Booru, it is only natural that there is a graph made of xir comment count over time.]]
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| ''To Do: Set up a bot to automatically archive xir userpage every day on the Wayback Machine''
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| *September 9th, 2023: 171<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230909005233/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *[[9/11|September 11th]], 2023: 272<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230911173401/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *September 15th, 2023: 497<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230915162015/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *September 21st, 2023: 771<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230921144512/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *September 25th, 2023: 854<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230925091912/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *September 27th, 2023: 893<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230927094647/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *September 28th, 2023: 906<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230928192800/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *September 30th, 2023: 913<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230930003545/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *October 1st, 2023: 990<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231001195453/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *October 2nd, 2023: 1001<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231002030224/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *October 3rd, 2023: 1059<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231003202140/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *December 8th, 2023: 2136<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231208015324/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *February 24th, 2024: 4081<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240224170436/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *February 25th, 2024: 4168<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240225201510/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *February 26th, 2024: 4199<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240226195240/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *February 27th, 2024: 4276<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240227164912/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *February 28th, 2024: 4411<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240228173517/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 1st, 2024: 4525<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240301045707/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 2nd, 2024: 4590<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240302154253/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 3rd, 2024: 4637<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240303010829/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 4th, 2024: 4667<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240304021011/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 5th, 2024: 4800<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240305165017/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 7th, 2024: 4899<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240307193003/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 10th, 2024: 4965<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240310172040/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 11th, 2024: 4989<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240311192618/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 14th, 2024: 5034<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240314022613/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 16th, 2024: 5045<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240316132215/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 17th, 2024: 5065<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240317022747/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 18th, 2024: 5067<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240318145313/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 19th, 2024: 5067<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240319141719/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 21st, 2024: 5078<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240321174315/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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| *March 26th, 2024: 5097<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240326185156/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan</ref>
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