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'''Association football''', Or, Fùtbol if you’re brown, Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ''‘Arseanal vs Chelski’'' But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say ''“Lets do 6 a-side”'' if you had 12 people to [[Gooning|play with]] | '''Association football''', Or, Fùtbol if you’re brown, Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ''‘Arseanal vs Chelski’'' But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say ''“Lets do 6 a-side”'' if you had 12 people to [[Gooning|play with]] |
Revision as of 12:51, 31 December 2023
Association football, Or, Fùtbol if you’re brown, Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ‘Arseanal vs Chelski’ But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say “Lets do 6 a-side” if you had 12 people to play with
Tell me more about this shit sport europoor
Im happy to oblige mutt, First lets start off with the lingo.
- Red card - Getting sent of the pitch for being to touchy, do that in your own time faggot
- Yellow card - Stop touching him
- Penalty - Pretty much a free goal, unless you’re black
- Foul - Touching the scrotum
- Goal - You finally scored, Well done
I know i have missed some, please forgive me
Oh.. soccer that sport which copyed off the Board Clash
Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by User:Poomageddon and was going to be run by froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/
The party has moved on to bigger and better projects though, so I cant be too angry
Positions in soccer
- Goalkeeper - THE ONLY GUY WHO FLOPS AROUND IN SOCCER, everyone knows about this guy, even people who haven’t even touched the sport AKA (you)
- Defender - Second-to-last line of defence, should be very good and water-tight.
- Midfielder - I got this one from FIFA, an annual sports games coming out every year, “Midfield controlls the game”
- Strikers - The dudes who score the goals, unless they’re shit and cant score for shit
- Wingers - Left wing and Right wing, They are the guys who get the ball to the strikers, should be very fast and have good balance