Soccer

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This page is a gem.

why are you jumping into a tackle? The balls in the air dumbass

Association football, Or, Fùtbol if you’re brown, Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ‘Arseanal vs Chelski’ But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say “Lets do 6 a-side” if you had 12 people to play with

Tell me more about this shit sport europoor

Im happy to oblige mutt, First lets start off with the lingo.

• Red card - Getting sent of the pitch for being to touchy, do that in your own time faggot
• Yellow card - Stop touching him

well well well

• Penalty - Pretty much a free goal, unless you’re black
• Foul - Touching the scrotum

• Goal - You finally scored, Well done

I know i have missed some, please forgive me

Oh.. soccer that sport which copyed off the Board Clash

point and laugh at this faggot who done all this work for nothing

Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by User:Poomageddon and was going to be run by froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/

The party has moved on to bigger and better projects though, so I cant be too angry though

Positions in soccer

• Goalkeeper - THE ONLY GUY WHO FLOPS AROUND IN SOCCER, everyone knows about this guy, even people who haven’t even touched the sport AKA (you)
• Defender - Second-to-last line of defence, should be very good and water-tight.
• Midfielder - I got this one from FIFA, an annual sports games coming out every year, “Midfield controlls the game”
• Strikers - The dudes who score the goals, unless they’re shit and cant score for shit
• Wingers - Left wing and Right wing, They are the guys who get the ball to the strikers, should be very fast and have good balance