Soyjak Babies

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the titular Soyjak Babies

Soyjak Babies is an award-winning, genre-defining cartoon that is based off the Soyjak universe. It is popular among small children and manchildren.

Origin

Soyjak Babies made their debut on SoyBooru on December 12, 2022[1], and shortly after a video titled Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) featuring a montage of the Soyjak Babies to the song Little Bird, Little Bird[2] was uploaded by the user SoyTube on Youtube[3].

Characters

Cisjak and Chudjak

The inseparable duo, always stay inside during recess time, arguing over who's smarter.

Baby Chud

Chudjak's little brother, always loves shouting profanity (censored, of course) to rile up the teacher. Always suspended.

Little Cobson

The loudest of the group, always chewing and spitting out black crayons, dancing on them once they're all chewed up. Always playing with his toy lawnmower during recess.

Feralbaby

Obsessed with taking his vitamin gummies every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other babyjaks.

Gapebaby

The nicest of the group. He has the world record for most Play-Doh eaten in a day. Loves combining juice flavors together.

Nobaby

The food junkie. Always reviews his school lunch, will "critique" it for the other students. Jewish idiot.

Soylita Jr.

The youngest of the bunch, only three. Is actually Gapebaby's little sister. Always has a lolipop in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for bullying.

Squirrelbaby

known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". Class pet.


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