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ok niggers who the fuck will save our damn sharty

OPTIONS:

captain coal

colorteen

hitler

Soot

Me

(You)

doll i wish (The guy who literally killed the sharty by repeat banning oldtroons, promoting pedo coal like 'lita and pony spam, lied about every change he wanted to make, going out of hs way to try and get rid of 'arty culture, spenting all day crying about how he really was an oldfag, and hiring janny trannies. How about fuck him?) even doe he didn't do any of that (oldtroons = anyone who joined in 2022 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OH NO NO NO SOYCUCKS WHATS THIS?) (Doll literally killed the sharty today and Dollist dick suckers will defend him tooth and nail, pathetic)

SPVA (The guy who rips videos made by 'teens to "Achieve" (Give troons the link to the sharty) them and become a Z-list eceleb? Hopefully not)

SoyTube

Anyone with $8k (obvious scam don't do this)

keffals

goonclown

reichsführer henrich himmler

Null (Joshua Moon)

Kuz

The FBI

The CIA

Lord Angeleno and Lute must make an unlikely partnership and their respective wikis and Minecraft servers must be merged

Angeleno (Negotiate the price down, Doll is delusional if he thinks the site is worth more than $2000)