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| [[File:Jesse Cox soylent.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A bottle of cacao flavor Soylent, held by an example of its [[Soy Boy|target audience]].]] | | #REDIRECT [[Matpat]] |
| '''Soylent''' is a brand of meal replacement products made by Soylent Nutrition, Inc. It is [[Soyjak]]'s favorite meal and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,
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| which{{CitationNeeded}} is{{CitationNeeded}} definitely{{CitationNeeded}} not{{CitationNeeded}} misinformation{{CitationNeeded}} that{{CitationNeeded}} has{{CitationNeeded}} been{{CitationNeeded}} debunked{{CitationNeeded}} years{{CitationNeeded}} ago{{CitationNeeded}}. [This section was written by a nigger retard, just ignore it and carry on reading]
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| Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certaint properties that makes it especially loved by the Soyjaks, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?
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| == Flavours ==
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| Soylent has following flavours
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| * Creamy Chocolate
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| * Strawberry
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| * Vanilla
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| * Mint Chocolate
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| * Banana
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| * Cafe Mocha
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| [[File:Soylent.png|thumb|This [[Soyjak]] right here is consuming a large quantity of Soylent, leading to him dying at age 30 of basic nutrient deficiency.
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