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The Soylentities are [[Schizophrenia|entities]] which have reportedly been sighted in and around the [[Mental asylum|Mental Asylum]]. At first it was thought these entities were merely hallucinations of schizophrenic patients who had consumed extreme quantities (>10L) of [[Soylent]]. However they were proven to exist when a security camera captured footage of one in the Soylent Shortage Riots of 1999. Four soylentities are known to exist. They appear and disappear randomly around the asylum, pointing and screaming "[[You|(You) (You) (You) (You]])" at patients and asylum staff.
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[[File:Soylentities.jpg|thumb|The 4 known types of Soylentities]]
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== Variants ==
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Soylentity Class-A: A [[Guinness World Record Soyjak|Guinness World Record soyjak]] with removed eyeballs and a faint static glow outline.
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Soylentity Class-B: A schizophrenic Markiplier soyjak with a realistic looking hand.
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Soylentity Class-C: An elongated mouth soyjak of unknown base type, eyeballs removed.
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Soylentity Class-D: A monstrous bald soyjak with a realistic pointing hand
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== Risk Assessment ==
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Due to their non-violent nature, soylentities are generally considered "low risk" and are assigned a threat level of "low". A soylentity can only be summoned if a patient has a BSC (Blood Soy Content) of above 2%, so they are a rare occurrence. The sheer volume of their "(You) (You) (You)" screaming has caused some patients to become temporarily/permanently deaf. As such, [[Dr. Soystein]], a key researcher of this topic, recommends patients to wear ear plugs or noise-cancelling headphones if they consume more than 9 liters of Soylent in one sitting. [[BBC therapy]] is known to resolve hearing loss issues for some patients affected by the soylentities' screaming.
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[[Category:Non-human]]
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[[Category:Patients]]
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Revision as of 08:32, 17 April 2024

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