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A '''soypuritan''' is a [[janny|no fun allowed]] faggot who believes in no [[NAS]] on [[soy/|/soy/]], who likely is too much of a (literal) autist to understand that both spadeson posts and frogposts are most often made unironically, that NAS is normal for the site, and that without NAS people will get far too bored of [[soyjak]]s.
A soypuritan is someone who in all essence believes that NAS should be strictly regulated on soyjak.party, this is born from the belief that all NAS is harmful to the site in one way or another and that eleminating it will higher the quality of the website as a whole becuase all NAS is....LE BAD!!!!
[[File:Selfishlittlefuck.png|thumb|{{Quote|>IM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK WHO HATES DIVERSITY (OUR STRENGH) AND WANTS THE 'PARTY TO BE A RACIST XENOPHOBIC STATE AND /SOY/ TO BE /A/ BUT WITH SOYJAKS WITH BANS BEING HANDED OUT TO ANYBODY WHO DOESNT POST A SOYJAK}}]]


The current [[List of administrators|admin]], [[Froot]], is a notorious soypuritan, overmoderating the site, and eliminating the chaos that makes it soulful. His two greatest acts thus far are the ones which caused the most chaos, the [[50 board plan]] and [[Great Purge]].
== Problems and potential consequences of soypuritanism long-term==
Major Intolerance towards anything that isn't soyjaks, which threatens <s>our democracy</s> the whole idea of the site being a bastion of free speech or something like that.


Soypuritans are most often genuine autists, or newteens, both of whom can’t pick up on more complex cues such as irony, and can see nothing more to the site than “HAHA FUNNY CARTOON FACE!”. I'm trans btw :3
Barrior for newCHADS who will often be banned now
 
Major sections of the site who engange in posting NAS leaving.
 
Setting a standard that rulecucking in the 'party is completely fine and will not be opposed by 'teens
 
Slippery slope rulecucking
 
Certain boards like /qa/ dying overnight.
 
== Potential Positive effects for the party ==
Removal of certain undesirable groups from the sharty.
 
The sharty will become more homogenous now, and as a result more united
 
soyvil war shitstorms will end now that all groups participating will be banned.
 
groups who refuse to assimilate will be forcibly integrated.

Latest revision as of 18:59, 2 January 2024

A soypuritan is someone who in all essence believes that NAS should be strictly regulated on soyjak.party, this is born from the belief that all NAS is harmful to the site in one way or another and that eleminating it will higher the quality of the website as a whole becuase all NAS is....LE BAD!!!!

>IM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK WHO HATES DIVERSITY (OUR STRENGH) AND WANTS THE 'PARTY TO BE A RACIST XENOPHOBIC STATE AND /SOY/ TO BE /A/ BUT WITH SOYJAKS WITH BANS BEING HANDED OUT TO ANYBODY WHO DOESNT POST A SOYJAK

Problems and potential consequences of soypuritanism long-term

Major Intolerance towards anything that isn't soyjaks, which threatens our democracy the whole idea of the site being a bastion of free speech or something like that.

Barrior for newCHADS who will often be banned now

Major sections of the site who engange in posting NAS leaving.

Setting a standard that rulecucking in the 'party is completely fine and will not be opposed by 'teens

Slippery slope rulecucking

Certain boards like /qa/ dying overnight.

Potential Positive effects for the party

Removal of certain undesirable groups from the sharty.

The sharty will become more homogenous now, and as a result more united

soyvil war shitstorms will end now that all groups participating will be banned.

groups who refuse to assimilate will be forcibly integrated.