[[File:Buffson.png|thumb|What the average soypuritan looks like while slaying a NAStroon]]
A soypuritan is someone who in all essence believes that NAS should be strictly regulated on soyjak.party, this is born from the belief that all NAS is harmful to the site in one way or another and that eleminating it will higher the quality of the website as a whole becuase all NAS is....LE BAD!!!!
A '''soypuritan''' is a [[keyed]] [[GigaChad|gigachad]] that thinks that the [[Soy/|soyjak board]] on the [[Soyjak.party|soyjak website]] should be [[Fact|primarily dedicated to soyjaks]]. Soypuritans are cultured connoisseurs that recognize soyjaks as the work of art that they are and realize that the board dedicated to posting them should crack down on most or all forms of [[NAS]] so that they can develop and thrive without constant interference from [[Discord|some]] [[Trannies|types]] [[4chan|of]] [[Twitter immigrants|people]]. Soypuritans are usually either keyed oldGODs that want to preserve soyjak culture on its own board in the soyjak website or keyed newGODs that want to look for gemmy soyjaks to expand their soy folder with and that don't want to waste time with NAS coal. Contrary to popular belief, soypuritans aren't entirely opposed to NAS on the soyjak website, they just think that it should be segregated from soyjaks just like how keyed [[Chudjak|NatSocs]] IRL think that all the races of the world should be segregated from each other so that each race can reach their full racial potential without the threat of mass immigration and miscegenation.
[[File:Selfishlittlefuck.png|thumb|{{Quote|>IM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK WHO HATES DIVERSITY (OUR STRENGH) AND WANTS THE 'PARTY TO BE A RACIST XENOPHOBIC STATE AND /SOY/ TO BE /A/ BUT WITH SOYJAKS WITH BANS BEING HANDED OUT TO ANYBODY WHO DOESNT POST A SOYJAK}}]]
The opponents of these Hyperborean gigachads are usually [[trannies]] that want to demoralize the sharty by using frog images pulled straight from the frogcord or they just want to force their FotM brimstone discord meme in the hopes that it becomes le hecking sharty kultchur. Their whole argument boils down to how hecking authoritarian banning NAS on /soy/ would be and that it would be just like 4cuck's moderation. What they fail to realize is that while soyjaks are banned on all 4cuck boards except /trash/, even the supposed funposting ones like /bant/ and /s4s/, NAS can still be posted on all other sharty boards even if all forms of NAS got banned on /soy/. Once confronted with this trvthnvke, these trannies cope by saying something about how all the other boards are dead boards and that their brimstone forced meme won't be able to survive if it doesn't have at least 5 threads on /soy/, exposing the fact that their NAS coal is too brimmy to survive organically without constant forcing by the NAScord. Xhey'll also say that banning NAS would get rid of all the fun and chaos even [[Though|doe]] you can still shitpost with soyjaks and besides, shitting up the main board on the sharty to own le hecking rulecucks and jannies or whatever is the equivalent of a [[nigger]] trashing a store or a pajeet shitting on the designated shitting street.
== Problems and potential consequences of soypuritanism long-term==
Major Intolerance towards anything that isn't soyjaks, which threatens <s>our democracy</s> the whole idea of the site being a bastion of free speech or something like that.
TL;DR: SoyGODs won, NAStroons lost.
Barrior for newCHADS who will often be banned now
== ignore all below here btw ==
Major sections of the site who engange in posting NAS leaving.
A '''soypuritan''' is a [[janny|no fun allowed]] faggot who believes in no [[NAS]] on [[soy/|/soy/]], who likely is too much of a (literal) autist to understand that both spadeson posts and frogposts are most often made unironically, that NAS is normal for the site, and that without NAS people will get far too bored of [[soyjak]]s.
The current [[List of administrators|admin]], [[Froot]], is a notorious soypuritan, overmoderating the site, and eliminating the chaos that makes it soulful. His two greatest acts thus far are the ones which caused the most chaos, the [[50 board plan]] and [[Great Purge]].
Setting a standard that rulecucking in the 'party is completely fine and will not be opposed by 'teens
Soypuritans are most often genuine autists, or newteens, both of whom can’t pick up on more complex cues such as irony, and can see nothing more to the site than “HAHA FUNNY CARTOON FACE!”. I'm trans btw :3
Slippery slope rulecucking
Certain boards like /qa/ dying overnight.
== Potential Positive effects for the party ==
Removal of certain undesirable groups from the sharty.
>I'm trans btw :3<ref> https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/notanamefag-transgender/</ref>
The sharty will become more homogenous now, and as a result more united
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== NAScord is trying to censor this article==
soyvil war shitstorms will end now that all groups participating will be banned.
groups who refuse to assimilate will be forcibly integrated.
Latest revision as of 18:59, 2 January 2024
A soypuritan is someone who in all essence believes that NAS should be strictly regulated on soyjak.party, this is born from the belief that all NAS is harmful to the site in one way or another and that eleminating it will higher the quality of the website as a whole becuase all NAS is....LE BAD!!!!
>IM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK WHO HATES DIVERSITY (OUR STRENGH) AND WANTS THE 'PARTY TO BE A RACIST XENOPHOBIC STATE AND /SOY/ TO BE /A/ BUT WITH SOYJAKS WITH BANS BEING HANDED OUT TO ANYBODY WHO DOESNT POST A SOYJAK
Problems and potential consequences of soypuritanism long-term
Major Intolerance towards anything that isn't soyjaks, which threatens our democracy the whole idea of the site being a bastion of free speech or something like that.
Barrior for newCHADS who will often be banned now
Major sections of the site who engange in posting NAS leaving.
Setting a standard that rulecucking in the 'party is completely fine and will not be opposed by 'teens
Slippery slope rulecucking
Certain boards like /qa/ dying overnight.
Potential Positive effects for the party
Removal of certain undesirable groups from the sharty.
The sharty will become more homogenous now, and as a result more united
soyvil war shitstorms will end now that all groups participating will be banned.
groups who refuse to assimilate will be forcibly integrated.
