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[[File:sprokeberg.png|200px|thumb|right|Dr. Sprokeberg presenting Sprite and Coke]]
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'''Sproke''' is a delicious soft drink made simply by mixing together Sprite and Coca-Cola, and it is enjoyed by many [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] around the world. It is unknown when it was first invented, but it was popularized by [[Dr. Sprokeberg]] as a treat to calm down patients suffering from [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic delusions]]. <s>There have been reports that Sproke could worsen hallucinations in schizophrenics due to an unexplained chemical reaction between the two drinks, but these are not backed by peer-reviewed studies, and are likely pseudoscience.</s> THE PREVIOUS TEXT IS PROPAGANDA. FORGET ABOUT IT IMMEDIATELY. YOU WILL PROCEED TO CONSUME THE SPROKE, AND YOU WILL '''NOT''' QUESTION IT.
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btw im just an algerian mudskin (its summer and muh melanin tanned me)  editing this becasue i once drank sproke and i can confirm the souls of the damned came for me at 2 am to remind me of the sin of being arab and how the AmeriCHADS were right about TND, i should be under a bulldozer screaming for help and the Aryan Chuds roll thru my country like some edgy antihero in a story about giants eating humans or something.
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anyways if the jannies in the sharty ban me i can understand.
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[[File:Sproke seething.png|200px|thumb|right|This image is probably a hoax.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210405085129/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/66078.html</ref>]]
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[[File:SprokeAD.png|thumb|alt=Sproke ad|An advertisement for Sproke on /qa/]]
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<br><center>Possible footage of a young Dr. Sprokeberg advertising Sproke (video file from [[CIA]] archives).</center><br>
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==Recipe==
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The official correct way to make Sproke, as confirmed by numerous peer-reviewed studies and independent fact checkers, is to mix the two components at a 1:1 Coke to Sprite ratio. Thoughever, in other parts of the world (particularly France), Different ratios, such as 60/40, may be preferred based on local tastes.<ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20210415095154/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/72076.html</ref>
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Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content.
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* Scoke: 20% Sprite, 80% Coke
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* Soke: 25% Sprite, 75% Coke
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* Spoke: 40% Sprite, 60% Coke<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210610033304/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/102116.html</ref>
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* Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke
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* Sprike: 60% Sprite, 40% Coke (also known as a Parisian Sproke)<ref name=":0" />
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* Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
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* Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke
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== Sproke® Has No other Competitors besides Sperry® ==
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=== Dr. Fapper (this has been debunked by independent fact checkers) ===
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One very nassy and coally day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as [[Schizophrenia|schizo]], for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.
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To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He <s>used his mother's sodas</s> concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. <s>The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "[[Ongezellig|MYMY]]YYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from.</s> I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well.  
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<s>Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin.</s> '''<big>MEDS</big>''' Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by [[Big Sproke|Big Sproke.]] This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. <s>I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste.</s> [[Jews|'''<big>SILENCE SCHIZO</big>''' Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.]]
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==Ongoing /qa/ shilling campaign==
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On various image boards such as 4chan's /qa/ and soyjak.party's /soy/, there is an ongoing coordinated spam effort perpetrated by ((([[Big Sproke]]))) employees to promote the deadly chemical cocktail that is Sproke.
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== Thus Sproke Zarathustra ==
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[[File:Thus Sproke Zarathustra Cover.png|thumb|Front cover of the critically acclaimed book]]
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Thus Sproke Zarathustra, also known as Also Sproch Zarathustra in German, is a A24 coming-of-age book written by the German [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Shit Nobody Cares About Enthusiast]] Friedrich Nietzsche. It's one of [[Chudjak|Chud's]] favorite books.[[File:Bigsproke.jpg|thumb|Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...]]
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==List of Sproke merchants==
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*[[Dr. Sprokeberg]]
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*[[Morshu]]
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*[[Sneed's Feed and Seed]]
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