* Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke. Anything else is not sproke.
* Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke. Anything else is not sproke.
=== Dr. Fapper (this has been debunked by independent fact checkers) ===
<s>Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin.</s> '''<big>MEDS</big>''' Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by [[Big Sproke|Big Sproke.]] This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. <s>I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste.</s> [[Jews|'''<big>SILENCE SCHIZO</big>''' Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.]]
==Ongoing /qa/ shilling campaign==
On various image boards such as 4chan's /qa/ and soyjak.party's /soy/, there is an ongoing coordinated spam effort perpetrated by ((([[Big Sproke]]))) employees to promote the deadly chemical cocktail that is Sproke.
== Thus Sproke Zarathustra ==
== Thus Sproke Zarathustra ==
Revision as of 09:15, 23 December 2023
Dr. Sprokeberg presenting Sprite and Coke
this never happened
This image is probably a hoax.[1]An advertisement for Sproke on /qa/
Recipe
There is no universal recipe for sproke.
Variants
Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content.
Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke. Anything else is not sproke.
