Sproking out

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Acute Sprokeitis, also known as sproke poisoning and sproking out, is a severe medical condition caused by being exposed to high amounts of Sproke over a short period of time.

Every year, 50,000 deaths in the United States are attributed to sproking out.

Management

There is no known cure to sproke posioning. The condition is incredibly lethal, fast-acting, and irreversible. If a patient begins sproking out, they are gurenteed to die within three to five days; as a result, the only possible treatment is a expedited round of calm therapy to help the patient cope with their impending death.

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