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Bigger nigger alpha males dominate beta bitch white boys in any sexual display of dominance. It is always clear that superior mighty ebony members deserve more praise than jealous faggot white beta males. Niggers have more testosterone, and are more suit to breed with women. I, faggot white boy, will forever yearn for bbc in my hungry ass. I, faggot white boy, pledge my soul to serve bbc cum gods for all eternity. Gay for big black nigger dick forever. Gay for big black nigger ding dong for life. As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big black cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big black penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African black sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle black man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge black ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger donkie dongs for all eternity. May my wife sister mother and other white females continue to be dominated by the sheer lust that every member of the white race experiences in the presence of a hung masculine black cock. May my girlfriend and my own ass get fucking wrecked by nigger daddy cum BBC lord. White boys are all secretly gay for the thought of a thick veiny long juicy black cock that could give our girlfriends way better orgasms than we could ever imagine with our puny pink teeny weenies. All hail mighty African purple penis power.
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'''Soyjak Wiki''' is a community-driven knowledge base featuring independently fact-checked and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed]] information about [[Soyjak|soyjaks]], [[Imageboard|imageboard culture]], and many other topics.
=====Getting Started=====
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<li>That posting the text [[Soyjak.party|"basedjak.party"]] anywhere on [[4chan]] gets you an automatic 1-day ban?</li>
<li>That you can evade the ban above by typing "s0yjak.party" because it gets filtered to "basedjak.party"?</li>
<li>That the world record for the [[Artificial Soyduel#Real Time Artificial Soyduels|longest soyduel in history]] clocked in at 6077 replies and lasted almost a month?</li>
<li>That [[Janny|jannys]] on [[/a/]] have a policy of knowingly allowing [[Stealth jak|stealthjak]] threads and will instead delete /a/ natives calling it out, so long as [[Stealth jak#Janny Response|most of the thread doesn't notice?]]</li>
<li>That [[Nojak]] is canonically Jewish?</li>
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That 99% of the population is BLACK? All inferior races will be killed off. The 1% of the population that's white only exists to please our BBCs. White "men" are only allowed to exist to be estrogenized at a young age to grow feminine bodies to please the gay BLACK brothers, and to continue to create pure 100% white women for us to fuck. Any white "male" who tries to resist will be killed or feminized and forced to serve BBC. After the white women get old and unattractive they too will be killed off. There's no stopping this, white "males" are already given sterilizing vaccines at a young age and BLACK men are given vaccines which boost our testosterone and penis length. Face it, after centuries of wh*te rule, we will have our revenge.</li>
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<li>[[Kuz]] officially [[The Great Purchase|buys]] the 'party from [[Soot]] for a possible estimate of $600. Reactions are highly mixed.</li>
<li>[[Jackbox Raiding]] is [[Jackbox_Raiding#Revival|back]] and more popular than ever after [[Kuz]] pinned a jackbox thread that later reached 810 replies.</li>
<li>[[Soyjak.party|The 'party]] hits 1,000,000 total posts</li>
<li><i>[[Picrew|Gemsmither]]</i>, a soyjak picrew, drops to mixed reception; [[Soot]] pins it for only one day.</li>
<li>A soyjak-themed PAK mod for Plants vs Zombies [https://web.archive.org/web/20220715180719/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/778184.html#778874 begins development]</li>
<li>[[SuBooru]] closes down due to dramafagging. The closure of the site only serves to make said dramafagging worse.</li>
<li>White Genocide is soon to begin in america, BBC militas are already rounding up wh*tes as we speak</li>
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Bigger nigger alpha males dominate beta bitch white boys in any sexual display of dominance. It is always clear that superior mighty ebony members deserve more praise than jealous faggot white beta males. Niggers have more testosterone, and are more suit to breed with women. I, faggot white boy, will forever yearn for bbc in my hungry ass. I, faggot white boy, pledge my soul to serve bbc cum gods for all eternity. Gay for big black nigger dick forever. Gay for big black nigger ding dong for life. As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big black cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big black penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African black sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle black man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge black ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger donkie dongs for all eternity. May my wife sister mother and other white females continue to be dominated by the sheer lust that every member of the white race experiences in the presence of a hung masculine black cock. May my girlfriend and my own ass get fucking wrecked by nigger daddy cum BBC lord. White boys are all secretly gay for the thought of a thick veiny long juicy black cock that could give our girlfriends way better orgasms than we could ever imagine with our puny pink teeny weenies. All hail mighty African purple penis power. File:BBC vs TWP.jpg